Sir, Bicycling has become an ever popular hobby amongst the women-folk as well as the men. I understand that it is a most refreshing feeling to be cycling downhill and to feel the wind in one's hair.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, My new maid is a good hard working hire, but I fear she has not her numbers nor her letters. I sit her down in a comfortable place and find it most rewarding to spend many an hour helping her to to read.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, I instruct my staff to prepare rooms for my guests, but they insist upon practicing their act The Tumbling Maldinis for the summer fayre. I offer some instruction and stage direction which is gladly accepted and do you know, I think their act may win a prize in the village this Summer.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, Lady B do declare that the staff are idling and are not working as per their contract. I do inspect their work ethic on a regular basis and I find no fault. I vouch to watch the staff closely.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Story of O / O-dress series - see comments for index to all recent O-Dress posts2yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/AltBoobWorld
Sir, The past 12 days has seen our private club gain 3,000 new members. I note that, following my story regarding the maid who was pissing in my hat, we lost 18 members. I apologise for my most vulgar report, and in penance I would like to share a work of art that hangs upon the wall of my library.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Messieurs et Madames, the Ladies-only room is now open for Ladies to partake in drinks, chat and quiet games that are most suited to the fairer sex. No men are permitted within this room, although they may view through a peep-hole at a cost of 3 shillings per 10 minutes.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, my Housekeeper has neglected to place an order for cotton cloths; as such the maids claim they are unable to do further cleaning. I swiftly intervene before this laziness takes hold of the entire house. The ragged clothing of my staff makes a fine substitute, and also saves me money.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, Following a dispute with the local milliner, I find myself without anyone to repair the hat I wear for Sunday best. Maid Elly offers to help, she has previously worked in such a role. My hat is returned with a remarkable velour, and many did whisper and comment upon it at Church.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sirs et Madames, For your interest and noteworthy study, Captain Thistlehock and Lady Seymour-Clapper do have a presentation entitled Lifestyles of the overseas savages which is displayed hourly within the Wharton room. (entrance - 1 Guinea)1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, I receive a letter from Gussy Herbert, who is currently on government work overseas. I have grown the best moustache. It is the most fashionable style these days. He encloses a photo. I am uncertain whose whiskers are the most impressive, but I do not yet compose a reply.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, Recently, Lord Pussetshaft proposed 'A Lady, when inverted, do resemble a Gentleman, and none can tell them apart'. After much Brandy and debate, we reached no firm conclusion. I called for two servants, but alas they were unable to remain still for the duration of the photographic exposure1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, Upon visiting my usual Turkish baths in Bishopsgate I did find them closed for repairs. I discovered another, some little way down the road. The practices within were of such great difference to Bishopsgate that I ran from the building in great shock. I may, however, return again next week.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, A comely lady of many merits did supply to me by post a photolithograph that I at once believed to have been optically modified with a bubble-nancy lens, as is the fashion of to-day. However, upon meeting said lady, I did discover to my great enjoyment that she was all she purported to be.2yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, Lady B___ do demand new garden furniture in anticipation of the warmer weather. I request a catalogue by post from the local merchant. The illustrations within were modern and enlightening. This particular configuration looks to be most comfortable and welcoming. I have placed my order.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, I have hired two Italian chefs to give my luncheon greater variety. The chefs are currently banging and crashing around in the kitchen - presumably the Italian way - and I am in great anticipation of what exciting new experiences they may introduce me to.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Sir, Maid Gertie is most curious about Lady B___'s disrobing screen. It do hide the lady when she undresses? she asks. Yes. I reply. And she can be bare and yet none can see? Yes. If I was bare you could not see? Perhaps. Why not try it? She is perhaps not the brightest of maids.1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Retro AltBoobWorld : Out and about with your boobs out is a very natural thing1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/AltBoobWorld
Sir, a fellow art connoisseur recently sold me this exquisite painting, which I feel is just right to hang in my library. I forsee many hours private study ahead!3yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/gonewanton
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady knows that an open fronted top is the most comfortable clothing on a long road trip1yr ⋅ Sir_Lord_B ⋅ r/AltBoobWorld
