Living on land long forgotten

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You don't negotiate with terrorists

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Underemployed, Underpaid, Under Respected. We have no time for companies to pull heads out of asses, when they can't find skilled workers at these pathetic pay rates.

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Doesn't matter how tough you think someone is , when fear is a cage that holds the mind paralysis of any hope.

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My kids are going to run wild and fucking annihilate this restaurant while we eat for 4 hours

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Add another 0 college ain't cheap.

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Act

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📸 grab a sign, time for a protest against bullshit

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A damn bloody mess

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Extra Cheese with Profits Please

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It is Wednesday, My dudes. Let My Pepole Go!

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Missy Elliott doing you a /r/personalfinance

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Just Do It ✔

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1 retweet = 1 dumbass

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From the depths of hell, I will find you!

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DRAW TWO FLAGONS OF BEER!

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When you are hungry that shit don't matter

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I hope a demon takes a part of your rude ass soul

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Talk about a gun nut

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Rudeness leads to Murder She Wrote.

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When you need healthcare for burn

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An Elephant Never Forgets

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Sir get the bodybag please, no recovery from this burn

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No Shoes , No Sauce, No Service

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Reserve Troops Activated

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When ya wiggle the green card reader but ya bank uses plain text for the passwords anyway

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Tragedy Of The Commons While Looking Like Pumpkin Spice Bottoms

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A Real Page Turner

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People who don't clap are treasonous.

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Something something fuck AT&T and Comcast

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Soul and Floor , Time To Clean Them Both

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Be a dick? Gonna get dicks

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Uhh wrap it up, or you are going to have one order to go

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Level: Thirst Unlocked!

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Oregon States New 404 Page

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God damn depressing memes

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When you finally find a hill worth dying on

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R Kelly went from pisser to cult leader twister

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When you are a freak in the streets, but just want someone to hug you while you cry in the sheets

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The Only Thing Broke Is Your Moral Compass If You Act Like This

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Never forget the ones that loved you before you got big

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Food Just Taste Better When Near You

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Shoutout to Joel Embiid for making this kids day. Most are too busy to spend time with fans.

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I don't wanna be here

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Sometimes with the idiots at work

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Nosey? Just wanna be Cosie!

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Obviously you guys are trained dogs. I can't believe this.

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Unflavored Grits

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It's Hip To Be A C

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If you can handle me at my shittiest you don't deserve me when I flower

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Mom's know best , as she likes downward facing dog.

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2 Chainz saving more than 2 lives

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Thanks for being so flexible

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Bottom of the drawer but top of the shelf

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Drawn and scattered

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Welcome to Twitter , The Galleria of Thirst

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When it is so good, that you let the devil inside you

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Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

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😃 Pregnant with Money... Why I Look so Slim

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🎍Only Flirts After Banking Hours

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That Gigabyte Ass, With That Kilobyte Grip. Digital Bit That Just Dont Quit.

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Snip and Save

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By the power if the father, the son, and the holy ghost

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Fuck yo weird ass hours, fuck yo water cooler drama , fuck yo HR lazy ass not doing shit , fuck yo co-workers who leave me with extra shit to do, fuck yo bosses who give me extra work when I do a good job instead of a reward , fuck yo greedy customers, and fuck yo drug tests when am in a legal state

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I am a strong independent redditor, and I don't need no seal or duck.

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Wtf you all doing down in Missouri?

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Competition is hard...

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Haunted by dicks present, dicks past, and dicks yet to come

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Less than ever

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Ungrateful

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Little Rusty on my Yoga

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Ungrateful

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Nun! Gimel! He! Shin! By our powers combined we are CAPTAIN DRE...IDEL

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Wisdom Vs Intelligence

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Big Weed will ruin all

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Dollar Store Extras

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🤒 Med Ward for the Edge Lord

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Honestly the early game PvP fights are way better then late game stuff you get some oddball challenges

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Mondasian Cybermen

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Becky how did you get so blind...oh Becky how you get so blind!

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Oh great, ads look like money now

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#employment is so #spicy

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🤔 Skinner Butte is serious business

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Will BPT survive the #womanboycotttwitter ?

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Step Dads step up where others have left

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Just When You Have Seen Everything Game WorkShop Blood Bowl Gives You Cheerleader Orcs

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Trivia of the day

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Got lucky and found this at goodwill

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By the power if the father, the son, and the holy ghost

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Drama Breeds Drama Be Careful Baby Mama

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Stone Cold Democratic Socialist

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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

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FIFA Arrest Scorecard

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Why does the Legendary Fisherman go spearing with a table leg

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Well...this is a new problem

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My bf didn't like licorice.

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When you have the keys to the throne

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Toxic doing an awesome giving out free food at the churchill community Meetup at Acorn Park

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When recruiters throw shade

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The new Alien Aurora going for the Fam I want my gaming pc to look like my early 2000 optiplex at work machine

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47 years ago today Grateful Dead played live at Lane Community College

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Thors Well

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The Bread Maker

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My screw up, I had thought they had been water marks in the product photos 😂

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Hero or Zero

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Best reaction face yet

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The Sun Sanitized

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Have you plugged it in?

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Seen at my local used bookstore

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Folks willing to camp in frozen nowhere, but in Flint they no where.

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My gf was talking about how weird my phone contacts were

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So my buyer wants a refund for item not described

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You sprung ☠Republicare's☠ trap, roll your 🕇save🕇 to see if you get to live🦇

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Sonic has the fastest seed speeds

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As part of your job as a Barstool Employee , you can expect to be the target of things that no normal employee should handle

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If you are having problems with crappy rentals

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When you catch the AI doing stupid shit in Auto duel

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Gotta clear those tickets before vacation

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Another one for my collection

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Load hauling on West 11th

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When the job won't let you control the room temp

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Hey User, ya you. Fuck You - I.T.

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How To Deal With Angry Customers At Your Repair Shop

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Find of the day, 7up Classic Silk Tie

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Team USA outscores Team Canada 2-0 in the shootout to win the game 4-3.

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Bless Your Heart, EBAY

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BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM

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I hope a demon takes a part of your rude ass soul

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The real reward of the Jawa event? The XP.

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7-11 meeting Mary Poppins

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Never have to take down the sign

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The bleeding edge of whit from a looser of the New York Mayor race.

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Copywriter? Who needs those!

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I like to cheat and use the blueprints to modern buildings to make my DND adventures and then lay a grid over it

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Second Best Garage Sale Sign Ever

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Seems my son is also a redditor

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Congressional librarian using the first row of a card catalog that spans 3 floors.

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Guys stop...guys stop...it is my job to taunt...Jim...No!!!! Damnit Tom don't follow his lead! God damnit am wearing the red hit me !

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Lord Godfrey

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The Donald's favorite news source

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When you all have taunt, no one has taunt

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I got to to see a bunny being walked 🤠

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New Restaurant at 5th Street Market

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Eugene is running ads on Rental Housing laws/code enforcement

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Play the game they said, yah just a little back story with the NPC's they said.

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A moment of silence for a veteran program

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Kristin Finley, The Last Trapeze Artist of the Ringling Bro's Circus Show

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Go say hi to that book you never got to check out as a kid

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Sometimes with the right game you can find motivation. Nearly walk an extra 4 kilometers a day because am addicted to Ingress

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