They may take our lives, but they can never take our CONES!4yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
Abuse is one thing, but shite patter can't be tolerated5yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
In case anyone missed it, Ryan hitting a solid burn against Neil deGrasse Tyson4yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/northernlion
The like/dislike ratio on the latest Doki Doki video is a testament to the quality of this content3yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/northernlion
I was never a cat person but goddamn it Porridge has changed that permanently.5yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/aww
Climate change denier on Twitter doesn't believe in gravity4yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Camo Smart car asking the exact question I wanted to when I saw it5yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/CasualUK
Thought it would be smart to marry two lesbians as a Muslim ruler. They went Thelma and Louise on me.8yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I should be mad at Porridge for biting my toes under the covers but I'll allow it.5yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/aww
My wife ordered 50 identical, blank thank you cards from Moonpig. They sent them all individually, tracked. 50 envelopes, 50 emails from Royal Mail.2yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/CasualUK
[Hong Kong] What is this terrifying beast clinging to my girlfriend's car aerial?7yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/whatsthisbug
My skype window fits almost perfectly in the picture frame behind my girlfriend's head.11yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Well, I just found a picture of my favourite outfit from 5-6 years ago.10yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/blunderyears
One of my proudest achievements yet. Schism mended and Empire reformed in 69 years.4yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
The workmen on the tented roof of my work are casting disembodied shadows on the ceiling.10yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I just had the Rosemary's Baby event trigger in my first year as Charlemagne7yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Ordered two 10 inch pizzas, received one 20 inch pizza in halves.7yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
From West to East, I have finally completed the Great Umayyad Belt.7yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Not enough same height couples on here! Me and my 5'3 girlfriend; not all short girls go for tall guys.12yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/short
Bumped into an old friend at a party the other night, couldn't miss this photo opportunity.10yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/short
My 6 foot friend and I have a 2-man comedy show. It is appropriately named.10yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/short
Advantage to being short #10: Girlfriend steals your hoody? Steal hers!12yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/short
[BUG] Used teleport in the desert... Now it's a big sandy party everywhere I go.11yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/pokemonzetaomicron
My friends have just uploaded their Hogmanay (New Year's Eve) photos. Happy New Year r/Short - no prize for guessing which one I am!12yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/short
In response to the recent how to hug a short person post; for us shorties - how to cuddle a tall person!12yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/short
Say what you will about the Chinese, they can certainly phrase a sign creatively. Anyone have pictures of great signs found while travelling?12yr ⋅ SilentSamamander ⋅ r/travel
