MFW I read on the news that this is the most divided America has ever been...even though 600,000 Americans murdered each other during the Civil War

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Walking by my local dive bar when suddenly. LOVE.

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Scumbag Government on Snowden

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Quickest way to win a girl's heart. Trust me. It's not creepy. Do it. It works. I promise.

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It's my 1 year Cakeday. This was my roommate's response.

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My cousin's best friend wins the Scumbag Lifetime Achievement Award.

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Bill Burr chimes in on his generation's music

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My vicious guard dog 'Honey' (Pit bull).

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When someone other than OP tries to answer a question in an AMA thread.

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A clockwork orange. 40 years later. Still a boss.

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MMA Fighter's STAPH INFECTION

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This applies whether you're old or young, broke or rich.

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Since when did this start happening in our realm?

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Since it's 'obvious advice' week. . .

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Lazy, confusing bastards. . .

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Broncos-Patriots game tonight.

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Dude here. Sometimes i feels. . .

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When the T.A. grades our papers instead of the professor.

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Dear U.S. Government: Honestly!?

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We just spent $40 million tax dollars to send ONE MAN (Obama) on a trip to Africa. I think Loki is right about us. . .

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Class dropped. Syllabus recycled.

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If you're a guy who didn't have a date tonight. I have some solid advice for you!

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