Whatcha want, kid? Business in the back and nothing in front. Whatever you say, kid.7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Sometime I feel Shaolin monk, sometime I don't. You got it, Bodhisattva.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Just cut a square opening so I can see out front. I gotchu fam!7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
I have a blind date with a rich polyhedral theory mathematician and I want to block as many people as I can behind me at the tetrahedron theorem conference. Say no more, fem.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Barber: Your hair is not long enough for a combover. Customer: Give it to me anyway.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Customer: Gimme the party in the back. Barber: What about the front? Customer: Move the party from back to front.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
For my elementary school pic, gimme the 80's disco queen special. - I gotchu little fam!6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
My boyfriend looks like Han Solo, make me match him. Say no more Wookie... I mean fam.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Monk in the front, monk in the back, party in the middle. I gotchu fam!8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Gimme the comb-forward with a little flick up in front. I gotchu fam!7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Party front left, front right, back left, back right, monk everywhere else. I gotchu fam.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Bowlcut mullet, Don Gorske, Big Mac eating record holder and retired corrections officer7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
I'm in middle school but I wanna look like I'm 40 in 1970's. I gotchu fam!7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Him: Gimme party in the back. Barber: What about the front? Him: You decide.6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
What you want, Sergey? Gimme that communist party all over except the front!. I gotchu comrade!6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Fam: Just perm the front. Barber: Wat about the back? Fam: No one will see it anyway. Barber: I gotchu fam.7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Gimme the Liz Taylor in Cleopatra! I gotchu last queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt.6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Gimme that bowler hat tilted on one side jazzy look. I gotchu fam!7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
I can't decide between pigtails, dreads or a turd. How about I give you all 3 fam?6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
1944: We'd like to have new haircuts to commemorate crossing the equator. I gotchu fam!6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
I want a soul patch. Barber: You don't have no chin hair. Give it to me anyway.7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
German kamikaze crashes on the deck of fleet carrier USS California during Pearl Harbor (1942).5yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Gimme the TSA... and you've been selected for special and private inspection.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Do you have a style that looks like a giant turd on top of my head? I gotchu fam!7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Put your hand on top of my head and just shave all around it. Whatever you say fam!8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Gimme pre-school in the front and 10pm curfew in the back! I gotchu little fam!6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance and then give him a mohawk. Say no more fam.8yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Posted in /r/sadcringe, but deserves to be in /r/justfuckmyshitup (aka: gimme bangs, you don't got enough for bangs, gimme bangs anyway.)7yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
The biggest grape I've ever seen in my life. It's about 3x the size of a normal one.6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Gimme the just run your fecking fingers through my hair a couple of times. I gotchu fam!6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Gimme something so I can take a nap on my flight. I gotchu fam!6yr ⋅ sighs__unzips ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
