212 best u/shootermac32 images on Pholder | Meirl, Shitty Life Pro Tips and Justneckbeardthings

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SLPT how to win over a girl’s heart with your “game”

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“I’m a living nightmare”

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Churn butter once or twice, when you live in an Amish Paradise.

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It’s time for the kids to get their pictures taken, kindergartners first!

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Ask and you shall receive!

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SLPT- never hold another unwanted baby again

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SLPT- If you want to be a true Atheist, make sure you have plenty of babies to eat!

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Came across this post this morning and I thought it was so honest, that I had to make a meme about it. This is the type of partner everyone deserves. Good on him.

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SLPT-Depressed? In a funk?? Don’t know why?? Find a person who will tell you to “Cheer Up”... Poof! And just like that, no more depression!

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We’re a “Family”

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This makes me absolutely sick. What’s wrong with people?

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SLPT Learn to speak German to tell loved ones how much they mean to you

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SLPT-got a bbq or a party coming up? Need to feed a group of friends and family?? No problem! Grab your trusty crockpot and slow cook your hotdogs! Just remember, DO NOT add water. The hotdogs already have water in them.

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SLPT- Mmmm Cabbage...

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Cigarettes are good!

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SLPT-when it’s you day off from work, wake up extra early to bring your wife breakfast in bed.. for her to make.. for you. This will insure a great start to your day!

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Rather Be Fishing!

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SLPT- if you go to church, you can be a bitch to anyone the rest of the day.

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As an American, and wish this was more mainstream, TIL-

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SLPT- You can expect to get a Plasma TV when you have sex without condoms. So roll the dice! You might have a surprise baby or two but hey, at least you could get a Plasma TV!!

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You can’t teach being in “the trenches” in Culinary school.

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“Size Doesn’t Matter”

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Looks like I won’t be getting wings from Hooters anytime soon

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Taking one for the team

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“It is in women nature to be housewives in the service of their husband”

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I’m sure my man.. you just keep being YOU.

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“It’s what my apartment smells like as a whole”

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Thanks, I Hate NippleBack

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My feeling hurt

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This beautiful little number is on my right leg. Mistakes were made many moons ago...

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Thanks, I hate logs on the fire.

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Everyone on The Boat!! EXCEPT, this guy!

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SLPT- Never pay for cocaine again.

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Really?? Now the chickens are not safe anymore???

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Aerial view of Denver (1994)

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Using they/them Pronouns

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Being a terrible person to another person just because their beliefs are different.

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Temple of the Moon- one of Machu Picchu’s best-kept secrets. Located on backside of Machu Picchu, explorers must descend approximately 1000 stone stairs to find this stunning precision mortarless white granite temple built into this mountainous cave.

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Nice try Richard.. you’re a real Richard.

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When we’re cooking for you at home, we love you but.. get the fuck out of the kitchen! You’re in the way!

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Look at this beauty. Found on a different sub

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Stay Grounded Until You’re Conducted.

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Not a single Holiday in sight!

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SLPT- old drunk people give the best advice, and life lessons. Especially when it comes to hooking up with dirty women. Always heed their advice.

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The Furby Witching Hour is real, and a whole lotta creepy!!

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Whoa, gear down big shifter. Maybe Oscar Mayer should sit this one out.

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History is Fascinating!

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SLPT- how to calm women down in one easy step..

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Dilbert was never funny, being a Racist Douche isn’t funny either. But this guy getting what he deserves, Priceless!!

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Slave to the System

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No Bulls*it advice

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