Everyday without fail some arsehole walks by and tips over the fresh water bowl we put out for dogs on our street1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Me after beating Bayern 1-0 after quiting and reloading the game 173 times2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me at a party with my family and friends, just thinking about my 20 year old Portuguese wonderkid advanced playmaker, Luis Concalves.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me selling my beloved star player to Real Madrid but it was for 184m2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
POV of my webcam when Bayern score their 7th goal against me and it's not even half time yet1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me individually praising 25 of my players because of their 10.00 training ratings because I have a team of worderkids with perfectionist personalities.1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When someone posts an absolutely amazing newgen on this sub and then I see the editor icon at the top right.1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me when my scout suggests signing someone for £24m when my club has the same budget as my real life bank account.1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When the player you're trying to sign accepts a deal with a team 2 divisions lower than you and for a wage 50k p/w less.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Are you sure you want to quit your current game and exit Football Manager?2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
My first ever champions league final, laptop is hooked up to the living room TV with full match highlights on, wish my luck!2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
My FM soul leaving my body as soon as I left Hamburg to manage Man City1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me when I win 7-0 and have to pay £1.3m in clean sheet bonuses1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
It's simple, I just need you to work ball into the box and shoot less often. My winger who has a 1 for teamwork:1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me after going to from Hamburg with a wage budget of £250k to Man City who have a £6,000,000 wage budget.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Footballmanagermemes on Instagram ready to steal more content from this sub3yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When you do an encourage shout at the start of a 2nd leg game but you're 5-0 up on aggregate and all the player faces go red10mo ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
My player when I congratulate them on scoring their first international goal after I found them and moulded them from nothing into a megastar.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me after beating Bayern 1-0 after quitting and reloading the game 327 times2mo ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
There's always one old fucker that you're paying 70k p/w that just keeps rejecting deals from other clubs.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When my 2* CA 3rd choice left back comes to me and requests a 60k pay rise to reflect his ability.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When I tell my 20 aggression CB to ease off tackles and stay on his feet2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
POV of my webcam when Bayern score their 7th goal against me and it's not even half time yet10mo ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me: It's simple, all I want you to do is shoot less often and work the ball into the box. My right back:2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me playing FM sat on the sofa next to my partner who is watching TV and I've just conceded a 4th goal against bottom of the league who are rocking a 0.17 XG2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Sell me for half my value or I'll use my influence in the squad to cause some problems..2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Me as Manchester City with a budget of £637m poaching 16 year old wonderkids for pennies from struggling Colombian teams that are dirt poor1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
My head of youth development after I reload the youth intake for the 427th time1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
For my birthday my wife got me a Mystery football shirt box, I got Hamburg's home kit from 21/22 so of course I'll be their manager in FM22! As I've never manged in Germany, what are some things I need to know managering the Bundesliga? Thanks!2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When you're breezing through press conferences choosing the 2nd from the left option and they ask you to choose a team but you have no idea what for and you can't for back.1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Come on lads, we're now 3 seconds into the game and it's still 0-0!2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
My laptop after I reload the save for the 437th time whilst trying to get a half decent youth intake1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
When my golden generation turns out to be a bunch of below average 2 star potentials1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
My 1/2 star capability laptop trying for 5 minutes to progress one day with 1 league loaded.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
We lost our sweet, cheeky girl Molly this morning. She's now stealing milk out of people's cereal bowls up in cat heaven 🌈2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/cats
My board has bid 22m for this 15 year old behind my back, is this normal?2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
This is our baby boy, Rye. 39+4. My wife is the most breathtakinly beautiful, powerful, brave woman in the world. I am so proud of her!3yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Our glass shower door spontaneously exploded all by itself last night.3yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Our glass shower door decided to explode in the middle of the night.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Luis Goncalves. I go to sleep, dream and wake up thinking about this guy.1yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
The most I have ever gotten (and will ever get) I still have Saka and Nketiah to play to hopefully they'll push me past 200!2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/FantasyPL
Just signed this Perfectionist Wonderkid for 30m to be slot straight into my strikerless team.2yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Truckers skin after driving with the sun on one side of his face for 28 years11mo ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/Damnthatsinteresting
Wahl dog brush with a soft handle that if bitten, oozes out silicone gel.3yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm now the proud father of this tiny lemon plant.4yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/gardening
FPL Diversity, all players are from 15 different teams, 11 of which are top point scorers for their teams.6yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/FantasyPL
FPL Diversity Update - Thank you all for advice, it was hard to choose the final team but I’m pleased at how they did. (Shame I didn’t play Hagazi and Maguire!)6yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/FantasyPL
Thank you to the sister of u/shoothove for the inspiration. £12.99 table from Argos and £4 decal from eBay.8yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/pinkfloyd
So I bought an Xbox one yesterday after being on PC, downloaded in FIFA 15, started a new ultimate team, bought some 2200 points and opened some packs, I think I'm going to win Div 10.9yr ⋅ Shiznips ⋅ r/FIFA
