HMB I need to be the first off this boat
HMB until I get back from space
How do these new Helium Helicopters work?
A room with mirrors on every surface.
To qualify as a tattoo artist at this place, you must be skilled enough to fill in this QR code, accessing the application.
Hold my beer while I smack a bitch.
HMB, kiss me, then try to break my spine
I didn't know you could win Snake
HMB while I try to upstage my girl's exercise video but fail and slowly die.
If Bert and Ernie were toads
A simple mistake
SATANUS HIMSELF IS DECEIVED BY ARCHANGEL WHO PRETENDS TO RELEASE HIM ONLY TO RETRAP THE DARK PRINCE.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
HMJB I'm going around one more time
Modern day pageant (NSFW)
A little bit of insight from Jim Lahey. Be safe tonight.
Wholmst'd've dideth thus
Praise be to Allison
Like in 2 seconds for a real nyukka caught up in babby's mama drama for real doe I need this man back up in Hollyweed™. Who else tryna boycott movies until my mans is reinstated.
Trying to enjoy the view of the water
I guess I'm dad's snow shield now.
Give me that George Foreman
¿🅱uién the fuck está 🅱espierto?
Juicy. Hazy. Rare. Move over Tree House, it's that new shit!
My doctor said I can only have one BCBS Rare per day.
RIP my porch. No seriously, goodbye to my whole house I had to get a second mortgage to buy all these Pliennies (that's the proper plural form).
Found a perfectly good Easter basket some Fat Cat just left out for the taking!
Adam West has passed away. I need karma, so here's a picture of him enjoying a craft beer to tie-in his passing to yet another hobby subreddit.
So I had a bottle share with some fellow redditors and shout out to my SO you da real MVP and DAE know that TIL about BA ranch dressing IPAs and Hey Rick, Yes Morty are we gonna get shifty with it and watch GOT
Wen you low key tryna smash Naz but a fuck boi wan step
Mom play some games with us! Oh I don't know, maybe
Hold my beer while I command the forces of nature