My dog was whining, so I held his paw and he slowly fell asleep

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Adopted a 14 year old corn snake yesterday. She was surrendered to a store and I hated the thought of her living in a plastic bin. Now she has a 40 gallon terrarium and a nice home.

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My little bean when he was 8 weeks old

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The amount of socks in his mouth equals how bad he has to pee. In this case, 4.

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I never thought I would see one of these cars in person. Just, wow.

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Went over his head by at least a foot

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Drunk and remembering how amazing this stuff was on a sandwich when I was a kid.

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Someone took a bite out of an apple and left it on a random shelf... during a pandemic

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My favourite part about ordering Chinese food is the fortune cookie.

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