Got an idea from a post on here that’s gonna make us all rich. An app that is snarky about fertility. You get awards every time you have another hurdle lol. One year trying? ⭐️ Uterine lining issues? 🥇 I can be the product manager I just need engineers. Lol 😂2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Mention to my hairstylist that I’m starting ivf next month so I prob can’t get my hair colored. Two stylists start arguing over who had the hardest time getting pregnant. Me:2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my coworker tells me she planned her wedding around when she’s ovulating so she can have a honeymoon baby....1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Tell my grandma we’re doing ivf. Her response: “you know it took your cousin 6 mo to get pregnant so don’t rush.” Me:1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Why doesn’t everyone in the morning monitoring waiting room look as disheveled as me?1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Here is progesterone to help you get pomegranate. It will make you feel pomegranate but you’re prob not but you might be so don’t drink or eat sushi but don’t test because the symptoms are the progesterone but don’t eat soft cheese cause it might not be.2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband complaining to me he’s sweaty and not in the mood to “self soothe” like the doc told him to, after 12 days of pumping chemicals into my body:1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband and I deciding to have actual fun sex for once. My dog:1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
What I’m doing this month now that I have to postpone IVF because of a brain aneurysm...2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when everyone at work starts talking about their kids starting school:1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Found out another kid I literally babysat is pregnant and began sobbing uncontrollably.1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Hobbled into hospital after my ER because I had excruciating pain in my ovary and the helpful security guard gets me a wheelchair and starts running to labor and delivery instead of the emergency dept......1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Starting the PIO injections tomorrow and first transfer on 10/10. My nerves:1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Was not prepared to look 5 months pregnant on ivf Stims. 😬 awkward.1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Gets HSG in Feb. comes back normal. Ready for FET. Doctor: “let’s just get one more HSG...”1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to leave my family group chat bc I can’t handle hearing any more about the TWO people who gave birth this week. Every time I leave someone adds me backs.2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Tried to call out the mods for calling people human garbage and they keep taking it down.1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/WelcomeToPlathSnark
Please note: I live in NYC and it was fucking freezing last night. Taking my dog for a walk was brutal. This is def not the right attire. All for the ‘gram.1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/WelcomeToPlathSnark
