When it’s time for family photos and you want your familiar to dress up a little

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Bye bye acceptance

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Gay Shakespeare will save us! (Not the real Gay Shakespeare, of course. He’s dead.)

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Hopefully the film will be better than the crappy and inaccurate descriptions.

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I can stop buying seeds whenever I want. I’m fine. This is fine.

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Shiny banana!

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Am I the only one who would love this?

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Do teens count?

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My dad said I murdered my firebush when I gave it a hard chop in January. It was up to the second story and way out of control. Guess who was right?

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Rest of the fucking painting

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Handwritten note in my Etsy order

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You heard him ladies.

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Thieving cromch

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Ah, the classic “who would top” friend chat.

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That light though

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BOYS NIGHT

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That one time I spoke too early

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This is why I won’t be tempting fate and planting anything early in April

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Animals can be good dads, too!

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100+ year old, 4 story tall oak tree had to be removed yesterday for safety. Banana for scale.

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I’M GONNA SHIT IN YER MOUTH

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Mom to all kinds!

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Taxi cromch

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Some beautiful beans

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The Major World Economies Over Time

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Y’all, I figured it out.

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An eternal bond

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Fix Gukgak is proof of concept

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This bush bean plant is out of control! I don’t know what I’ll do with all of it!

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Fort asshole..........

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You’ve heard of Goa’uld hand devices - now try Goa-I’ll foot devices!

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Husband gave me a color-infused orchid for our anniversary. It’s like she’s glowing. I named her Nyx.

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I always liked to imagine that Robin and Leah were sisters, and this gorgeous piece looks like them! Full art credit to u/ofcabbagesandkings14

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These folks need to learn about Teal’c and hear the speech he gave Tommin.

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“Why does it bother you that people deserve to live above the poverty line?”

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“Dihydrogen monoxide is not water” BRUH

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The NFL should sign this cop

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Any suggestions?

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My first orchid ever! She just will NOT stop blooming!

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First summer gardening - plenty of over and under watering, fighting bugs, moving containers, figuring out sunlight. Still can’t believe I grew these! And I get to eat them! Gardening is an incredibly rewarding experience.

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sPiKeD mOnStEr DeStRoYs eNtIrE sPeCiEs

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I DEMAND ATTENTION

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Not kitty teefs, I know. But TEEFS.

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