My brother’s dog doesn’t understand how to use a fire hydrant1yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
At the age of 14, my daughter attempted to take her life. But through years of therapy and hard work she found her self worth. Today she graduated a year early, on the Dean’s List, with a double major. You bet your ass I’m smiling.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
I had surgery to remove a mass from my hand six months ago. It grew back.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
In 1977, my friend and I made our own homemade Star Wars costumes for Halloween, unknowingly becoming the first generation of SW cosplayers.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/StarWars
UPDATE: Maybe I can pull this off before the wife gets home. She’ll never know!3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
While moving my daughter out of her apartment, a couch was dropped on my head.1yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
FINAL UPDATE: Wife knows. She laughed. She loves me, but now I have to paint the whole basement to hide this patch. Be careful zooming down the stairs people!3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Opened a bottle of suds after a long day’s work. Took a swig, and destroyed my lips.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Two colors of the Great Salt Lake. Different bacteria, separated by the causeway, creates this effect.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Of all the things in the MCU, not seeing Nick Fury’s Chevy flying was the biggest disappointment2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/marvelstudios
90 degrees and 90% humidity in a town in Mexico we are visiting. And the vacation rental has no AC. Crayons melted in the shade.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Just had my second surgery in ten months to remove a mass that keeps coming back.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My British friend gave this to me and said I’d love it. How come I don’t trust him?4mo ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/UK_Food
Unconditional love: Spent 6 hours assembling this dresser from IKEA for my daughter. I may never be able to move again.1yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/daddit
Today is the 10 year anniversary of surviving my heart attack. It was a scary day. But I’m so thankful that my girl, Meg, was with me. And she’s never left my side.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Waited forever for the crowd to dissipate to take a picture, then this happened.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
As a Yank, my British friend staying with me for a week said I’d love this. He even brought the Heinz beans. And I indeed loved it!8mo ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/UK_Food
As an uncultured American I’ve never had Yorkshire puddings before. Our British friend made them for us!8mo ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/UK_Food
The wife and I hiked the summit of Mount Timpanogos yesterday. We are very proud of ourselves. But today we are sore and want to die.1yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Marriage
Why did my parents let me out of the house with that haircut? Mid 1970s2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My friend and I made home made Star Wars Halloween costumes, 1977.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/TheWayWeWere
In 1977, my friend and I made our own homemade Star Wars costumes for Halloween. I’m the Stormtrooper.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Waited forever for the crowd to dissipate to take a picture, then this happened.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/funny
Her piggy bank deposit slot wasn’t wide enough to put her rolled money into. Her solution.4yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
A bird hit our window so hard that it left an impression of its face.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
We moved our infirmed, 80 year old uncle to an assisted care living center. He specifically requested me to bring him his one prized possession. FML.3yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I took second place in my school’s first ever Fun Run in 1981. I was very proud.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Dog owners, that leave their dog’s crap on the trail, just suck.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I was given The Story of Star Wars record for Christmas in 1977. It was my most cherished childhood gift.2yr ⋅ Shaneblaster ⋅ r/StarWars
