Meanwhile, in Texas...

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Based Korea

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Do these scabs look infected?

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This.

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How propaganda works in the “free press”.

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Poor? Have you tried starving?

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The World Bank is upset the Bhutan’s old-growth forest is us just sitting there doing nothing instead of being turned into IKEA furniture

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I’m embarrassed too, but for different reasons

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It was normal. I lived it.

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Always

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Now THIS is how you write a headline!

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I never knew that pickles are a gateway drug?

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Prototype Republican, 1860 (colorized)

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Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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The fabric of Christianity is not what it once was. They are not cut from the same cloth.

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The worst thing to come out of the 1/6 hearings is that I now have a measurable amount of respect* for this clown.

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That boy’s got his hat on backwards.

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Uh...yeah you do.

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Meet Joe Wright. Collin County constable...and Oath Keeper.

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VA Senate passes bill to strip United Daughters of the Confederacy, other Confederate organizations of tax breaks

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It’s “Fort Gregg-Adams”, bitch!

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Politics aside...can we talk about this bathroom?

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Tell me you’re from America without telling me you’re from America.

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Based public domain Mickey

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You don’t say...

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Based Garfield

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Who’s a good boi?

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Well, okay.

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Eats documents. You know, like innocent people do.

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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day

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Got my GF a trebuchet. AITA?

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Where was the last place you saw the $200 billion?

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John Waters, 1972

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Here I sit all broken hearted...

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Hell to the yeah

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Happy Gag Day for those who celebrate

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Happy bitch ass loser day!

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We're ready...

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Try it...

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Senatus Populusque Romanus

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Beep Beep

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Public Service Announcement

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In other words, if the workers got rid of the owner, they’d all make $78/hr. Interesting.

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Runny nose

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Is there an Innsmouth, Kentucky?

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Hmmm...guess they were right.

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Wrong, James Wrong

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USA! USA! USA!

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CPAC accidentally making their stage the same shape as a nazi symbol.

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Say hello to Mr. Pants

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Everything’s bigger...including conflagrations

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Feelin it...

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God forbid anyone enjoys anything that doesn’t make the boss richer

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Melon Husk

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Not quite as easy, is it?

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I’ve made a huge mistake

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The chorus

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You in Apartment 803...🖕

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By popular demand...

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Better put some salve on that burn, DJ.

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William Shakespoon

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Trolley

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Better call Sasha!

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Me when I hear someone mention “states rights”

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The bears get it.

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The Flag of the United States of America, according to Republicans.

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No shit

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What if?

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BORN TO RAID

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Mildly?

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You, ok?!!

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Is it still Shitpost Sunday?

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Be seeing you

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Well, have you?

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So how was your Friday?

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Veritas dolet

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Merry, um...Indictmas?

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Today’s find

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Wouldn’t it?

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Posting a picture of Bogdan every day for 1 day - day 1 of 1

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The moment you realize he will bury you at a golf course in New Jersey.

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Color me surprised...

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He’s getting sadder and more dejected with each passing day. I suppose even a sociopath and pathological liar has his limits.

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Guess who entered the public domain today?

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Ah shit... here we go again.

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What kind of Baghdad Bob bullshit is this?

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Can’t we all be more like Mitch?

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Elon getting ready for work this morning.

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Sure, but can they explode in your garage?

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Another one...

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Who knew it was this guy?

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Potstickers

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Baaaa

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IYKYK

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“I’ve got good news and bad news about Muffin.”

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Exclusive photo of Uvalde PD on Tuesday.

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This guy...

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Because glue

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The ORIGINAL Yankee Candle

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But wait...if they’re...never mind.

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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Well, which is it?

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Who killed Bambi?

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TFW you started the longest war in US history but folks are arguing whether it’s Biden or Trump’s fault.

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Funny b/c it’s true

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Choose one, you truly dreadful people.

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This

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Know your parasites

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Let’s go...

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If I took a picture that looked like this, I’d break up with myself.

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This

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Good grief

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hmmm

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Happy Tuesday.

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Um, Ted...you do know what the US does to countries that “take the oil”, don’t you?

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You might be a fascist if...

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TFW the current president signs an executive order declassifiying 9/11 documents.

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Laundry day!

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Best wishes for 2022

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Hey babe, new Cybertruck just dropped

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They say this like it’s a bad thing?

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BORN TO RAID

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Andre got some splainin to do.

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Do you even lift, bro?

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Do you even lift, bro?

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hmmm

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Johnson’s kid’s phone just got a porn alert

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MRW America’s Mayor bout to be homeless.

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#bebest

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You know it’s true

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Slugolas Cage

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Not yet...

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Me. I could resist.

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The illusion of choice

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When a Kid Rock song comes on at Buffalo Wild Wings

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Who’s a dead boi? WHO’S A DEAD BOII?

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Truth...

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When DLR=DLR

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Checkmate indeed, Jon.

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I’ve made a huge mistake

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Meanwhile...

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Wich Beeble?

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Bleached a**hole

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TESTIFY!

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Your tax dollars at work

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