Box of happiness

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Someone posted about “Urine Therapy” and it reminded me of this old gem

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This cat revving up its bite

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My father, who will just randomly send messages like this for no reason and then I hear nothing again for months and months. There was absolutely nothing that occurred before I got this message and I hadn’t heard from him for about 5 months prior to this. Wtf.

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I was told that some people here would appreciate this beautiful picture of ButtButt

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Reason #457 why I love ButtButt so much is that he knows the little jingle my alarm makes and if I’m not awake after a few minutes he will come stand on my chest and gently pet my face until I’m up. Best alarm clock ever!

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I just love how round ButtButt is when he loafs

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Fire Department Cat keeps everyone safe, even at birthday parties

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This is my baby, his name is ButtButt. He’s my best friend and has spent the last five years healing my soul. And a little over a year ago he legit saved me and my mom’s life. I’m grateful to have him.

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Gotta get the trajectory just right!

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Precious Baby

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Trying to Talk To Almost Anybody In My Family

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Even tigers have questions

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I found this and it made me think of this group

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Swingin straightened feetsies

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Just to keep things exciting, ButtButt takes my boot hostage so I can’t go to work

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This is Karen Walsh, she murdered an 81 year old grandmother by beating her to death with a wooden crucifix and sexually assaulting her as well, with the idea that in doing so she would throw off the investigation by making them think a man killed her. This is the worst Karen in the world.

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A sneaky mini laser

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Please, just buy a larger size.

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In 23 years of tattooing this guy, a whiny bitch, threw this shitfit because I had to reschedule his appointment after I spent the night in the hospital with my mom who has congestive heart failure. And after he sent me these, then he moved on to more abusive email. Enjoy.

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This guy’s insta is a gold mine for this sub

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For something that has a whole lot going on, I can’t figure out what it’s supposed to be?

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Brows on fleek.

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Just out playing some tennis

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Are the eyebrows...backwards? There’s so much awful happening at once.

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Just...why? It’s so fucking big. I can smell the weed and Four Loko’s frfrom here.

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I can’t tell which one’s the photo and which is the tattoo.

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Keeping it classy.

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After much talk about how terrible my own eyebrows were, and many people wanting to see exactly how bad me saying “I used to use liquid black eyeliner for mine while also sweating profusely all the time” Welp! Enjoy the awfulness!😂

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These are my own awful eyebrows from about ten years ago. Yes, that is liquid eyeliner for brows. Ooof.

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ButtButt gives me Tail-Hugs with his bottlebrush!

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I was supposed to start getting ready for work ten minutes ago. Now he’s settled into a deep sleep. Send help!

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ButtButt’s straightened feetsies across my foots.

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No tread on snek

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Why?!?

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A couple of dollars on ButtButt. He looks like he had a good night working at the strip club.

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Some soft, feminine grey shading

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Today I learned that it is still sinful for me to be a pants-wearing woman in this day and age. This section was my favorite part.

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I don’t even think this needs a title

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Is thigh contouring a thing now?

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A lot of people enjoyed the crystal beard from yesterday. I found another. This time with a marvelous tie.

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Another fine SportBall tattoo

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Silver toe feathers with a hint of beans

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Just found this in an article about her sugar daddy.

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There’s a certain guy on Insta who’s “work” I regularly post here, I present to y’all this...masterpiece?

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What is happening with her nose, throat and chest?

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Inflatable Pants.

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My mom crocheted this little blanket for ButtButt specifically for when he loaves in his screaming-at-birds-perch.

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ButtButt has this scratching post thing, he can roost on the top part to scream at birds, but he likes to burrow in the bottom part, so my mom made him this little blankie to lay on. It’s his new favorite place to snuggle when I’m unavailable

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This doesn’t even need a title

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ButtButt didn’t trust me to organize The Big Box O Shnackies to his satisfaction, so he had to supervise the whole time

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Is it the contouring on her forehead or a shiny welt? Nonetheless, the whole middle of her face is under obligation to match anywhere else, it does what it wants.

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A Christian site was so startled by the increase in both profanities *and* blasphemies per season on Stranger Things, that they made this helpful graph. I’m glad that this was someone’s only actual job, to count them and then provide a corresponding graph.

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Today is my 4 year adopt-a-versary for my kitty ButtButt and I just wanted Reddit to see my best friend!

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I drew this picture of my nebby ButtButt, but I also used a lot of the kitties on this sub for reference so in a way this is all of our nebbies. His favorite thing to play with is anything with feathers so that’s why he’s holding one. It was hard to get a good picture of but I hope y’all like it!

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Her nose seems to be melting off.

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ButtButt wraps his tail around my arm when I’m giving him his luvins. I call this a Tail-Hug.

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ButtButt, the most majestic of floofs that ever floofed.

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ButtButt showing off the adorable floofy kitty tummy. He’s especially awesome because he lets me kiss it and blow farts on it.

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I can’t wait to get a pair of these.

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Guys! I believe I’ve found the holy grail of ThriftStore Cats. This gorgeous masterpiece is a tapestry blanket approximately 5’X4’. I love it so much that I hung it on the wall in my bedroom. And the best part...it was only $6.99!!! I am in awe of its glory.

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ButtButt prefers that I properly support and hold his fancy feet when he’s getting his first set of Lap Luvins during our 3 a.m. Mandatory Morning Corporal Cuddle Time.

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When ButtButt loafs, he looks super little. But he’s not, he’s actually massive. I love his little smiling face!

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ButtButt wanted to help put the groceries away.

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Reason #8,427 why I love ButtButt so much:I’ve been a tattoo artist for going on 25 years, when I wake up in the morning, it takes about a half hour for me to be able to bend my fingers. As soon as he hears me, he demands pets so I have to start moving my hands and fingers again.

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ButtButt is enjoying this beautiful spring morning by sitting on his perch, screaming bloody murder at the birbs and sqrills.

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ButtButt, on top of the fridge so he can survey his kingdom and judge all of us peons.

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Enjoy whatever’s happening here.

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One of the worst, Karen Matthews had her boyfriend’s uncle kidnap her own 9 year old daughter. Cops found her tied up and drugged but alive.

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Crystal beards.

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This guy is my best friend and has been one of the only things that have gotten me through some of the hardest times in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without him and he’s my favorite part of my every day.

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Fantastic color matching

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If Cynthia the doll from Rugrats was a person

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Hey, I don’t know for sure if this is the same person, who was the munchie that was posted on here bitching about exactly this? If not allowed, feel free to remove.

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If your five head is this big, why would you take a picture from this angle?

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I don’t even know what to say about this.

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Where am I supposed to put all these penis’s(peni?)that I have in my hands?

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The before and after...

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I’m a M’lady who eats tendies for lunch almost every day and I got this interesting shaped tendie a few days ago. Sadly, there was no hunny mussy.

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So much floof!!!

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This Bulgarian student I found on Instagram.

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I found this a while ago on r/prolife. I asked them if everyone gave them a slow clap when they were done and they said that yes, in fact, they did. So I guess this r/prolifer sure told us what’s what.

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I was looking up what different hospital codes meant and I found this

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I’m at a loss for words

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I’m trying to watch this episode of 60 Minutes but I’m extremely distracted by this horrific attempt at a color match. It’s even funnier because they show her getting her makeup done by an MUA at the beginning of the episode.

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Tampons=Satan’s Bullets

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Hi guys, sorry for the awful pic, but need help. Not here for a diagnosis, just asking for any recommendations for good makeup that can cover this nonsense. More in comments

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A new doodle I started! I’m not Irish in any way but I started drawing this as a tribute to the Irish. When she’s all done she’s going to have masses of red curly hair and some freckles and a little tiny Celtic knotwork tattoo! Hope she’s coming our decent so far!

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Don’t know if it’s been up before, if it has just let me know and I’ll take it down but in case...enjoy (?)

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This guys incredibly salty dating profile.

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I found this on the “Christians Against Marijuana” page

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I write Craigslist ads as a hobby, this is my first one

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Just got this in response to me talking about a profile I read on an online dating site.

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