The Ardennes is one of the oldest breeds of draft horse, dating back to Ancient Rome.4yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AbsoluteUnits
Sultan is the name of the dog that was transformed into a footstool in “Beauty and the Beast”. Another word for “footstool” is “ottoman”. The ruler of the Ottoman Empire was called a Sultan.5yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/MovieDetails
PoOr pupPER has LEgs REmovED and LEfT BURieD in SANd to fUckIng DiE7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
My mum never liked having her photo taken. One day I said “Just sit with Dad - I’ll take a bunch with my phone and at least one will look great, you’ll see.” That’s how I got this gem. We lost her in September 2020 from pulmonary fibrosis and dementia.3yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/lastimages
I was having a bad day, then this floof came to me for belly rubs and made me feel better.4yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/Floof
What I thought when my ex-husband called me out of the blue, years after our divorce9yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My daughter’s EXTREMELY talented partner made me this for Christmas!1yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/OurFlagMeansDeath
My neighbour’s annual Halloween display to collect money for Cancer Care Manitoba.1yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/Winnipeg
The teacups from our wedding china ... it's been 20 years, and I only just noticed.10yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My Facebook friends have been posting a lot of Here's a list of ten concerts I'll say I attended. One of them is a lie. Guess which one! lately. Maybe I'm just a bitch, but ...7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
He was supposed to do it “sometime this week”. I wonder if something distracted him.4yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump “hereby ordered” all American companies to stop doing business with China yesterday5yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I love my family, and I love to see their happiness. Fuck the expense - I can afford it6yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
DOggo GiVeS bIRtH to HoRRIbLe COw MuTAnts; PRobabLY DUe to ALienS7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
My daughter applied for a job and got a formal rejection letter in the mail.7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You'll eventually get it ... but just in case you don't, I'll include the punchline at the bottom.7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
North and South Korea are meeting today - after Trump cancelled the June 12 summit6yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Holy fuck, boys, a local pizza joint makes a pie called Ricky's Revenge - and look at the greasy cocksuckers who snuck in a few years ago to eat one!6yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/trailerparkboys
MRW when my bra is so tight it hurts (and it feels SO GOOD to take it off!)7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Nothing says autumn to me like oatmeal raisin cookies. Bonus: My kitchen smells amazing!5yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/vegan
This happens every year. I order my parents’ Christmas presents online, have the gifts delivered to their house, and beg them not to open any parcels they get until Christmas Day.6yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The fencepost's shadow looks like someone is hiding in the tree.5yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
For my buddy - who was ecstatic because for once he and his girlfriend had a nice evening together instead of bitterly fighting9yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This section of sidewalk always makes me smile. I bet whoever did that had a great time!6yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/pics
My daughter wanted me to add some fruit to my grocery list. Grey is her; blue is me.9yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/momjokes
MFW a cashier I don't know greets me with an enthusiastic Hi, nice to see you!9yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just saw X-Men last night. Moved a table today and found this imprint in the carpet.10yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Vegan jam tarts! They won't win any prizes for looks, but they're pretty tasty.10yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/vegan
Look who showed up in the second episode of How I Met Your Mother!10yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/thewalkingdead
Found in an British teen magazine from the 70s. I never knew Billy Idol was in a band called Generation X! (The photo caption doesn't even mention him.)7yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/TheWayWeWere
I asked a house painter for some references. He provided three, and I texted them. When I thanked them for their feedback, these are the replies I got ...10yr ⋅ Shalamarr ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
