Guy at the taco place said this to me
[WTC] FedEx panda team jacket
Took this lovely lady out yesterday. How exactly do I mix ONE message?
Goddam it, Rockstar. This type of shit is what got Brad killed!
Went to a 24 hour gym last night to peer in the window and see if it was worth signing up, but when I got there the only people working out were most of a high school girl's volleyball team.
Get the FUCK down, people! (Payday 2 logic)
Soundproof employee cage
The package arrived crushed and dripping…
At 19 I would have laughed, at 29 I'm jealous.
After seeing a bunch of corruption in American elections stories from Russia Today topping the front page yesterday…
Shamed school puppy
I saw this and I thought of you
An employee told me they keep removing these, too.
Well, CISA is advancing
What year is it?!
American voters in a nutshell EDITED FOR ACCURACY
Nixon sends in National Guard.
Oh good, I hate that foreign stuff
Could someone lock my door from the outside for me?
I, too, hate these things.
I feel like posting Taco Bell is almost cheating in this sub.
What FTL is teaching me.
I should learn how to put text on memes
To whom will you give the vial of lust snow? [Grognak the Barbarian and the Ruby Ruins]
And don't bring the gun.
Walmart can't print photos off an iPhone, because they used lightning to microusb adapters and everyone obviously stole them
Lol just chilling with gramps at the hospice
Get the FUCK down, people!
Halloween City tries it's hardest.
Large and stretched text?
Get. Your. Shit. Together, Zimbabwe
America right now
My thriftstore donation. Circle of life.
1951-2014. If you care about someone, make sure they know.
Sony Pictures chief executive and chairman Michael Lynton later told CNN We have not caved, we have not given in, we have persevered and we have not backed down.
This exterminator's sign is a mouse dressed up for a funeral and mourning a loved one.
Hasn't exploded on me yet handcheck
This is a quarter second before he took the gun from me
Remember when this never happened? Good times.
Philosophical school puppy
I'm driving through the south, and someone glued their own shit smeared toilet paper to the 8ft ceiling of this McDonald's bathroom.
I, too, enjoy a little whittle.
The only one who could never truly find Waldo...was himself.
I still play Where's Waldo as an adult, but now it's called Where's Toenail and the board looks like this…
It's all about that ovary game, son!
It's a co-op, not a miracle cure for assholes.
When my posts get deleted for not using a meme correctly
The rain washed my car, too!
TIL the man who voiced Barney Rubble on The Flintstones did the first 60 episodes while in a full body cast. THERE. BEEN TRYING TO POST THAT FOR FOUR FUCKING MONTHS
Are we doing terrifying things from childhood?
I came across two UPS trucks mating in the wild!
Birds like bread, right?