HOMER, YOU'RE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!6yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attention Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.6yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Is he still out there? Yes, he's raking leaves. WHAT?! That's your job! If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping...5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
God... He eats like a pig! I don't know... Pigs tend to chew, I'd say he eats more like a duck5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh suurree...like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries! Look at him, he's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for you5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO PUSH YOU ON THE SWING? I WAS FAKING IT. LIAR! OH YEAH? REMEMBER THIS? HIGHER DAD, HIGHER!5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is Agent Johnson from the FBI. Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat.5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mother always said don't complain. Be good. Behave. Behave. Be nice. Smile. Be polite. Don't make waves.5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, my story begins in 19-Dickety-Two. We had to say Dickety, cause the Kaiser had stolen our word Twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after Dickety-Six miles. Martin:Dickety? Highly dubious5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't know Flanders, having two wives could have its advantages...5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours!6yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
HEY! MY DAD MAY HAVE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT BUT HE'S NOT SOME KIND OF FOOD-CRAZED MANIAC!5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
SO, WHEN YOU GO OUT FOR A DRIVE REMEMBER TO LEAVE YOUR MURDEROUS ANGER WHERE IT BELONGS... AT HOME.5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh what are you going to do about it?? ( falsetto:) Ooh I'm Officer Marge, I'm going to arrest youuuu... Woah what?! Oh Marge not HERE!!5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
NOW, YOU CAN EITHER HAVE THE WASHER AND DRYER WHERE THE LOVELY SMITHERS IS STANDING, OR YOU CAN TRADE IT ALL IN FOR WHAT'S IN THIS BOX.5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right. This is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message, I am coming to kill you slowly and painfully. ( maniacal laughter) ♪ Wipeout! ♪4yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't think anyone in this family is capable of attempted murder. Eh, you never know what you're capable of...6yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can't find parking for Black Friday or Xmas shopping? Here's your solution!5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
NOW, TO THE PLANT! WE'LL TAKE THE SPRUCE MOOSE! HOP IN! BUT, SIR-- [ Gasps ]5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh! Very well, Lay off... Him, Him, Him, Him-- hmmm...Better keep the Egghead, he just might come in handy5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
KILL, Bart! KILL, Bart! KILL, Bart!...Kill BART! Kill BART! Kill BART!6yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let's say yoy pull a thorn out of the Pope's butt and he grants you one wish...6yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Slow down sir! You're going to give yourself skin failure. Okay, now the symptoms you describe point to bonus eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body.5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ballet is for the strong, the fierce, the determined-- but for the sissies...Never.5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE STALKING CHARLES KURALT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE DUG UP YOUR GARDEN?5yr ⋅ shadow_of_zero ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
