My wife's coworker, everyone.

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At last, my fort is impenetra... - I've made a huge mistake!

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Jessie Spano tries to make it right.

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After years of uncertainty and countless sacrifices - feels good

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Stupidity Status: Confirmed

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My sister said her adrenaline was pumping the entire time.

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Joe Machi on War with Iran

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Darwin in 3,2,1...

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Nature is watching

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I couldn't hide my look of disgust and he attempted to play it off as casual conversation after he looked at me. The nurse and I both weren't buying it.

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Finger Fetish Coping Mechanism

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MRW my wife has been being frisky all night, but at the last second admits that she may be on her period.

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Reddit: You know what you gotta do for an up vote. Me:Awww, c'mon, guys! Reddit:Do it! Me:Alright, alright

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No, I just worked harder than you did.

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Nightie-night, champ!

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How I would like to respond to one of my father-in-law's rants. He is a climate change denier that fervently believes anything Fox News says.

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Sometimes it really itches!

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Everyone knows why the metric system was really invented.

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Had the pleasure driving behind this scumbag.

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And she wonders why people are not more sympathetic to her plight.

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It was painfully embarrassing

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Souls are delicious!

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I just want to poke his belly...

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Best Matrix Ever Made

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Now, if it only helped with memory...

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