“Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy.” Me tonight:

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For once, it’s nice to not get fleeced

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I’m not calling you up, I’m calling you out.

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Shoutout to these Rip City fans right now

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Apocalypseburg? More like Alotostickersburg!

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Shanghai Tunnel tourists: please recycle your opium den merch in the new sanctioned receptacles!

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Check out our Bosnian Boi with the slick back mini pony!

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Walking through Holladay Park when suddenly...

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And here I thought it being almost 100° felt like reason enough to stay inside.

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She didn't believe it wasn't my testicle...I almost wish it was.

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/u/citizenchan delivers! Sanchez and Smith 2016 Bumper Sticker! Thanks for your commitment to excellence, my dude!

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CAT SASS or CATS ASS? You decide.

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