These two have been living in an overpriced hotel for 6 years by grifting off family...the family has finally put a halt on payments. Orange needs her $30 ground beef or she will die.6mo ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
The dealership I bought my car sends me emails wanting me trade in...however they really need to add the word KIA to their emails.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/funny
Whoever painted the house I'm renting, painted a floss stick to the wall.4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
There was a Pokemon mall event in 1999 and I decided to cosplay as Pikachu. There was also a tail to go with the ears. All face makeup was done with Crayola markers.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/blunderyears
As I've just discovered...Joss Whedon's 2006 Wonder Woman reboot...Oh Joss, why?3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/menwritingwomen
13 year old me showing off my new talking Pikachu toy on Christmas morning4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/blunderyears
I found this HUBBA HUBBA in my grandmother's scrapbook (late 1940s).2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I've seen a lot of weird anti vaccine nonsense but this one is my favorite.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
I don't know who creates these product images but yes, let's use a laptop, eat a whole pizza, and have a glass of wine all while being confined to a bath.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/funny
One day I'll get a good pic of the proper smile but for now, here's Alfie's 90s style school photo.1mo ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/CatSmiles
Alfie lives a hard life and needs to spend some time at the pub after a long day of naps.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
Donald Trump leaving Walter Reed Medical Center and feeling 20 years younger3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/gifs
Whoever painted the house I'm renting presented a level of laziness that I can't comprehend.4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/trashy
I would like to know who at Disney/Gameloft was like...we should give the rat a 3+ story mansion!1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/DreamlightValley
Ahh yes, use an image of Jerry, who hasn't been employed, educated, been to church once, and a felon of the Galactic Federation.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Why did the chicken cross the road? This is not a joke. I just want to know. (43rd & Market)7mo ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
This couple has been living out of a hotel and claims God is CONSTANTLY demanding that their families give them money ($2400 in rent...for one month) because the wife has MS and can't work and he has to be there to take care of her or else God will smite the world.4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Alfie lives a hard life and needs to spend some time at the pub after a long day of naps.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/CatsWithSocks
Trump released 282 page PDF on his intent to file against CNN for telling lies about him. Link in comments.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Alfie isn't allowed in the basement. Can you guess where he was today?2mo ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/awwwtf
Is that an empty parking spot 8 feet away? Better stop and turn on my hazards just to park right here in the middle of the street instead.5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
My friend is fostering kittens and this little one is going to waste no time at being adopted with that little face.6yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/aww
I took up Needle Felting during these trying times. Here's a West Philly Possum carrying a Street Dildo.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
I went to Laurel Hill Cemetery over the weekend and snapped this beautiful photo of the late Harry Kalas's grave3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
My parents elderly neighbor received this in the mail and we aren't sure what to make of it?3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Scams
There are teenagers/adults today who don't know this annoying ass meme that pops up every year.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/FuckImOld
When my uncle died, his insane fiance gave this picture out to the family at his funeral.9yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/trashy
I don't know if this counts - my grandparents were in a motorcycle club and one guy would drive around with an outhouse as the sidecar.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/WeirdToilets
Just so we're clear, Trump kept the classified documents in cartons and did not drop them on the floor. It was a very decieving con to make him look messy. That's the important thing to take away from all this.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Girl I know been having some public baby daddy issues on fb but didn't think this was called for. Who reaches out to someone on Facebook like this?5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/trashy
(1901) Help! Help! I'm being killed! screamed the woman who loved cats.1mo ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/OldSchoolRidiculous
Girl I knew made some pretty bad decisions back in the day and now it's coming back to haunt her4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/cringepics
Planned Parenthood on Facebook is killing it with these ads hahaha4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Animal Planet has a show about morbidly obese pets. This is how they weigh the chonkers.4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/specializedtools
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and co being arrested for filming is WORSE than all the wars combined. If you disagree you're a white supremacist 🤣🤣1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Trump posting about Sarah Matthews and claiming that he didn't know her, while also screenshoting her post with pictures of them together.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
I made the mistake of seeing what the crazies have to say on telegram about the latest school shooting.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
The Hanson brothers wives strange name consultation side business has an Instagram with sneak peaks of their name ideas. It's not good.1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/NameNerdCirclejerk
TFW you grab that free cup of Wawa coffee and still feel like a crook.5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
Riding SEPTA during the pandemic and someone with their mask not covering their nose sits next to you.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
I was watching Stardust and this dude is exactly what I picture Baron Ragoon to look like.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/magictavern
Oh good, we can all celebrate that you can get laid again post pregnancy.5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/trashy
My father trying to understand the comedy of Bo Burnham. His review: How is this comedy? It's sad.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/funny
I rescued a baby mouse yesterday at work. His name is Carlos and I fell in love instantly.10yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/aww
When you riding that dick and you're trying to find that right spot.5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
PuPPeR HecKiN DiEs oF EmBArrAsSmEnT wHeN No OnE eLsE DreSSeD uP FoR PaRtY6yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/puppersheckingdying
MRW my sister kept snap chatting her food to people during dinner. What is this snapchat?11yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In case you were wondering, yes, Always Sunny is an accurate representation of Philadelphia.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/facepalm
The only copy of this pic we own has a stamp over my grandmother. Could somebody please remove the stamp and creases? Thank you in advance <32yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/estoration
When my uncle died his fiancee didn't have any nice photos of the two of them so she Photoshopped this glorious image and handed this out to his grieving family at the funeral.6yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I was following the Steven Crowder divorce saga and something caught my eye when I went to his Twitter...1yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/postHanson
My sister got engaged along with half my facebook and the other half is pregnant. Nope nope nope nope7yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I believe my grandmother wrote this since she use to write opinion pieces to newspapers and I found this in her things. Here she is calling out anti-women stereotypes in 1948.9yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I wanted to vacuum out this box but when I turned around I found this derp6yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
It is August 2021, went to pick up sushi, found this in the same shopping center.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
So many people approaching the house to Trick or Treat broke her.7yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I know this is more complicated but this is literally what this mission felt like.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/masseffect
God has told this couple to live in a hotel and beg online for donations instead of getting a job for THREE years.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Trolls, I made a terrible mistake when buying new sparkly pants. I have a habit of wearing the same pants all week. My boss just asked me how many pairs I have because she noticed that I seem to wear the sparkly one's a lot. Definitely had to lie. Note to self: Get more of a variety.5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Come to Philly for our fine cuisine where we create sushi abominations of our signature cheese steak.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/philadelphia
For the first time in my 30 years, I've received a promotion!!!!7yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My family saved our1st grade journals. This is from my sister. (Translation in comments)3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
This couple has been begging on the streets of LA and commanding family members to give them money because God says so.4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
When your own sister doesn't understand the realistic problems facing today in joke form.7yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ancestry vs 23&Me: Definitely going to go with 23&Me for the more accurate results.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/23andme
My grandparents motorcycle gang with the portable sidecar bathroom in the early 1950s4yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TheWayWeWere
My friend had the perfect cake for her birthday. All hail fire Elmo...minus the fire for safety.2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/pics
MyHeritage's photo enhancements really are amazing. This is a photo of my grandmother in her teens.3yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/Ancestry
MRW I come home after being away for a few days and my mom asks Did you gain weight? You look fatter.8yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Found in my neighborhood Facebook group. Also, saw leaving work today. Good job dude.5yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
I've lost weight and now my bra doesn't fit and suddenly it's horribly uncomfortable! Ahhh!8yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my drunk SO feels the need to announce, during sex, that we should make a kid together. Thank god for birth control!8yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I found myself a fuck buddy...it can't start until after I'm done menstruating and snowing (so I can drive to his house) but...11yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This past weekend, I had my first, of three, squirting orgasms followed by multiple other amazing orgasms that lasted all Sunday with a younger gorgeous man and I still don't know how this happened. It was GLORIOUS.6yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That time this guy I hadn't talked to since high school messaged me this nightmare.6yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I bought new leggings and wore them today but they're too tight around the waist and I have to poop.8yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Came across this fantastic photo of 1910 Women's Basketball team of Sweet Briar College (VA)2yr ⋅ sexi_squidward ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
