Reading this guy's weird thoughts is basically the only reason I still have Facebook. Today I decided to engage him, and he really didn't disappoint.6yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Despite their low meat content, these gym mats will make delicious burgers for my family for a year.5yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Mugger and brave citizen bond over the destruction of a spider. Can confirm is over 200% true.11yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/thatHappened
10 days before he stabbed his brother and ran down a crowd at a busy pedestrian mall in Melbourne, killing 4 people including a 3 month old baby girl. His entire feed is shit like this.7yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Steven Stamkos reaches for Sami Salo's hand while the trainer gives him first aid for his leg injury.11yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/hockey
Saw this starfish at the aquarium. He looks like he's just smashed through a good few bongs and ended up with couch lock.9yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/trees
Crushed a bunch of cones the other night and ended up with a thousand of these fuckin legends9yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/straya
My guild definitely didn't earn these achievements.. How did we end up with them, entire expansions later than would have been expected?10yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/wow
Red Wings confirmed as literally Hitler (credit to /u/freudian_nipple_slip)8yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/ColoradoAvalanche
Our reaction to our goalie's championship-winning shootout save7yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/hockeyplayers
Mysteriously mute employee narrowly avoids termination for dealing drugs at work.10yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/thatHappened
Disregarding how silly real ice eater is - all three make me want to punch you in the head.7yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/misophonia
My friends and I have an exam in two hours. They've spent the last three hours talking about databases and I'm just here like8yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/drunk
I'm putting forth my claim as the first Australian person to have one of these.9yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/ColoradoAvalanche
Had to crawl out onto the ice for my team photo, but at least I made it.9yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/hockeyplayers
Waiting for the cunts in Canberra to pay ya fucken Centrelink money? Can't afford VB? This is a tops way to get smashed at three bucks a bottle from Danny's11yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/straya
This is Wazoo. She walked in off the street one day and she comes over sometimes to hang out. 12yr ⋅ SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE ⋅ r/aww
