Lmao this gave me a pretty good laugh, thanks for the laughs LinkedIn News

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Coming in late to a comment thread and seeing this shit, so infuriating.

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d6 hit die bad

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When your players ask you a question and you’re caught off-guard

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Jack of All Trades be like

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Oof ouch my childbirth

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Let me tell you my evil scheme...

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Animaniacs was the best

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And he’s also a Barbarian and Half-Orc for more Brutal Critical, why not?

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Divination spells, more like “fuck your plans DM”

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$12/hour for a Senior-level Game Designer lol...

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$12,000 USD per year for a full-time 40-hour-per-week job in the U.S.? That can't be legal, right? I think minimum wage ($7.50/hour) is around $14,000 per year, no?

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Bae come over

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That's it, gotta wait until his gold is restocked.

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Murderhobos be like

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True equality

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God I wish there was a “dislike” option on LinkedIn, I hate posts like these

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When you just want to give your players some guards as reinforcements and the players want to find out all of their backstories and motives

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Insert horny bard caption here

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When the Aaracokra has a 6 in CHA but keeps trying to get laid

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And I love you, random citizen!

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Probably a repost, saw this on another D&D meme page

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Japan

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Finnish immigrants come to Ellis Island for opportunity, circa 1890’s (colorized)

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Bonus actions be like

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In “Beauty and the Beast” (1991), a sheep is seen grazing on Belle’s book. This is a subtle nod to the fact that sheep eat whatever the fuck they want.

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[Minesweeper] I finally did it, the first four clicks of the game in all four corners, the same number, perfectly symmetrical, without any additional tiles being revealed.

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When the BBEG is only a political figure

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But you don’t really care for music, do you?

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Haha yo mama jokes

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Not sure that’s how that works.

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The voice

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Townies when I’m Town be like

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Thanks XCOM

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The duality of man

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When only the rogue goes to collect the quest’s bounty

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Dabbing is still cool, right fellas?

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In Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985), some Texans ask Pee-Wee (Paul Reubens) if he remembers anything after falling unconscious. Pee-Wee replies by saying “I remember the Alamo”. This is a subtle nod to the fact that the Alamo occured in Texas and was a reference to the common phrase Remember the Alamo

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Damn segfaults...

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Jailors 1 second into the night be like

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Don’t worry Sam, he knows the way home.

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furry_irl

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In Venmo’s user agreement, it states that Venmo “May not be used to conduct transactions that: support pyramid or ponzi schemes, matrix programs, other ‘get rich quick’ schemes or certain multi-level marketing programs”.

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I just realized, new players have no idea what Expiration Date was. It’s nearly 4 years old now.

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“Tell me you’re a college student without telling me you’re a college student”

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A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

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UE4 more like Bad UX 4 am I right?

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Hail Sithis

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Freakazoid: An underrated classic

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Tag yourself, I’m the guy who makes unfounded jokes

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It went about as well as expected.

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What people who only complain about programs think code is

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No you won't need to memorize the double angle formula you won't need it later

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Is there a /r/everyFuckingYoutubeVideo?

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Wild Magic time

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Thanks I guess

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Rip Ice school flair on this sub

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Clown man suicidal, upGeraldos to the left

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Nice going, goths

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Damn paranoid players

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Oof ouch my meta

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One of the best capstone abilities

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Read-y thoughts boi

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On a post with my username in it

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*Do do do do do do do*

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Oof ouch my session zero

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2meirl4meirl

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It's fine, it's not like I specifically and meticulously wrote those things down so you could easily figure them out yourself

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Just hopping on the Seto Kaiba bandwagon with an extremely low-effort meme

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[Meta] Oof ouch my irony

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Oof ouch owie my PTSD

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Morality

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Mind Control is a bit more weird than bringing your grandpa back from the dead, don't @ me

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Oof ouch my sharecropping

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Darn rogues

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Oof ouch my deception roll of Nat 1 + 0 modifers

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Oof ouch my burying alive

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(ง ° ل °)ง get b&

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Cheese dice in queso mergency

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/u/SrGrafo stands with us, comrades

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Just got a report on a 3 year old post... wat

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Me irl

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Su🅱️way

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Guys, my opponents just summoned the Rift Herald and I'm being ganked by both jg and mid, what do I do in this situation?

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Slee🅱️

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Squeeze theorem OP pls nerf

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What are these “gifts sent via transport pods” you speak of?

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Merchants

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When there’s a spammer in the game but you’re Blackmailer

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Seriously, this is the second time UE4 has decided that it can't load something that I saved to my hard drive and it's just gone forever

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Good old times on the subreddit, good old times... things were simpler back then.

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2meirl4meirl

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The murderhobo party when arrested and interrogated by the Town guard

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PSA: Reddit Admins’ messages show up as red in Messages!

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When you find a portal to another plane of existence and immediately see a badly mangled body fly out of it, and your party decides to go into it

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Oof ouch my party balance

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-_-

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Sic Parvis Magna

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Seriously, what does visualize mean lol

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[iOS] [4.17.1] Suddenly the Reddit icon has changed for the push notifications and now has a big, ugly, white square behind it. It looked much sleeker before the update.

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Oof ouch my salty townies

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Finnish immigrants come to Ellis Island, circa 1890’s (colorized)

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That’s a yikes from me fam (on a news article about college girls being raped at fraternity parties)

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I n t e r a c t i o n W i t h T h e O b j e c t R e v e a l s I t T o B e A n I l l u s i o n A s P h y s i c a l O b j e c t s P a s s T h r o u g h I t

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[OC] The only part of Ultra Sun I didn’t like

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From a Youtube comment

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Is this meme dead yet?

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Did you figure that out after I assassinated all of your fellow guards in their sleep?

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I just bought the ETN skin and now this shows up in the trophy store, original Etienne only... :(

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Anyone else love waking up to cute text messages like this? 😍

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(Courage the Cowardly Dog)

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You know I had to do it to em

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Serial_Killer.jpg

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Thin Men have ended so many of my Ironman runs man... even against Colonel-ranked soldiers they can still hit for 9 damage on a crit. Plus that Aim bonus from the Light Plasma Rifle, their insane mobility, and Overwatch not being removed when the character is hit (in EU/EW)... scary stuff, man.

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When you report back to the Thieves’ Guild after a hiest mission when 7 witnesses saw you and escaped

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Ah no problem, I’ll just go to the shop and buy one common, right?

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Exposition is crucial to plot

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Ah yes, how mediocre of me. (Btw one of the two dark events completed was Chosen are much more likely to appear in combat but I already permanently killed off all 3 of the Chosen lol)

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Vrej

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Name a more iconic message, I’ll wait.

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Just get an internship while you're in college to get experience; meanwhile job qualifications be like:

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Lich casting power word kill on the party’s fighter and failing, circa 2018, colorized

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Bright Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow

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People think it don't be like that, but it do

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Me irl

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When you see a level 9 in Legendary Arena

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When you find the 900th Korok to finally be done with them all

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It really do be like that sometimes

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Uh, I moderate this subreddit, what do I do..?

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It scooby dooby do be like that sometimes

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[Pokemon Ultra Moon] This had to go through an entire graphics design team...

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Somebody locked their bike around my brake chord so I can’t move my bike until they leave.

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Miss me with that gay shit

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When your DM throws a full-power Lich at your party of 2 level 4 characters and 1 level 3 character, 2/3 of which are melee and have no means of magical damage

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What is this dark brown and tan-ish snake, about the size of one pair of household kitchen tongs (grabbers?), located in Southern Florida?

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Thanks, campus weather

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🅱️ath

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Usually it’s great, dunno what’s been happening this semester

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Let me play you a sad song on the world’s smallest violin

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When you revive 5 teammates in 50v50 and continuously give all of them your meds but then you go down and they all dance on your body as you die, then take your shit and run

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When the town guard catches your party lurking somewhere they shouldn't be for the umpteenth time

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Not Ken M on STDs (cut-off word is “minutes”)

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Cool, thanks for booting me out of Fortnite for this when I was in the middle of a firefight.

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A poem

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Can we just appreciate the fact that we don’t have these investigative results anymore? These are the old investigative results from before the Investigation Result rework.

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[Art] Old, old art of Archimedes I just found in my camera roll from 2012

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Y'know, you'd think one of the 20 dog trainers I have patrolling this place would've seen this tunnel...

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