140 best u/seriphae images on Pholder | Get Motivated, Made Me Smile and Wholesomememes

[IMAGE] If you’re seeking to prevent an explosion, it is wise to first find the fuse.

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[Image] Apparently I don’t need to pay money for a therapist because random Instagram posts are calling my ass out for free.

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My husband has taken pride in what he’s dubbed “Fresh Flower Friday” and hasn’t missed a Friday in almost six years. He had rotator cuff surgery yesterday. I found this on our whiteboard this morning and he must have wrote it with his non dominant hand. It’s the best bouquet he’s ever given me.

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I had a specialist appt dealing skin necrosis and I was scared out of my mind. My dad lives far away but got on a plane at 3 am to surprise me at the appt that afternoon. Then he took me out for a fancy sandwich. Even at 44, we girls still need our daddy and I thank the gods everyday for mine.

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[IMAGE] I feel confident saying if you were looking for a sign, this is it.

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We spotted a large snapping turtle trying to cross our busy street last June, we picked her up, and set her in the river. We found her a few hours later digging holes in our backyard to lay her eggs. This afternoon, we watched 15 of those eggs hatch!

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[image] it doesn’t matter why you want to be a good person, the fact that you do already speaks volumes about your character.

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[Image] It’s OK not to ask for help if you’re not comfortable with it. But it doesn’t take anything away from you if you do.

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I know it’s hard not to build a wall around yourself and let people in after the shit that we’ve survived. But I can say with certainty the ones that you can let in are the ones that know why you get quiet and tell you that they’re not upset with you before you even get the courage up to ask.

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I don’t know how she always knows, but she does. Fell asleep last night with her body on my neck and her paws on my face. Best sleep I’ve had in months.

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When you ask your husband if he’d like to trade seats so he can appreciate the view and he says no because he has the best view in the house. I love him so much.

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Our flight got canceled for my birthday trip to Sedona, and missed the fancy pedicure we had booked. I was bummed as I haven’t had one since Covid. My husband surprised me the next day on my birthday with a private winetasting and then blew my mind busting out a bottle of nail polish to do my toes.

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My husband hates being called “warlock” as people mistakenly think that means a male witch. Found this the other day, it made him so happy.

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[IMAGE] Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.

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My husband stops by our local grocery store every Friday to get roses for me. It’s been his tradition for years. Apparently the managers noticed so when he went today they were super excited to show him that they hid all the roses behind the counter until he got there so he could have first choice.

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Haven’t played DnD for years, but this is an absolutely badass campaign I’d love to be a part of.

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My husband and I planned a fancy sushi date this week, but we’ve had two major storms this week so I’ve been working overtime taking care of people that had their homes damaged. Came home tonight to find my man in the kitchen. He told me if we couldn’t go out for sushi, he’d bring the sushi to me.

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You know what it is. And this is the sign you were waiting for.

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[IMAGE] It took me a long time to realize that the pain I felt in preparing for situations that had not occurred, was the exact same pain I felt dealing with the ones that actually did. Overanalyzing does not prepare you, it just manifests those fears into reality.

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Went by this site on an Amtrak train, turned to my husband and started singing, “The Simpsons...” and he looked at me like I was crazy. Serious question, is this grounds for a divorce?

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I always get my husband gifts to celebrate him for Veteran’s Day. This year he got all his favorite Chinese takeout and lightsaber chopsticks!! Although I should have known better getting him two pairs (green and red) ...he won’t quit bugging me to duel him.

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Don’t give them a taste of their own medicine. They’ve already tasted that and it changed nothing. You have the power to break the cycle - what would you like your medicine to do?

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If employees were honest...

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Lightsaber chopsticks... the perfect Veterans Day gift to my husband who’s always been a Jedi.

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I spent a week with my family in a another state mourning the unexpected loss of my grandmother. My husband picking me up at the airport at 1 am with a dapper suit on, two dozen roses, and a huge smile made me feel so loved. I fucking adore this man.

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The day we brought her home, she immediately snuggled into my husbands flannel.

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I always pester my husband to eat bananas for his leg cramps. I tried to get him to eat one last night when he was watching Netflix. He was already irritated as every movie suggestion starred Nichols Cage and he doesn’t like him. I just found him the perfect Christmas present. He’s going to hate it.

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[IMAGE] I always choose to give people a second chance, we all make mistakes. But when you explain to a person how their actions hurt you, and they keep on doing it... It’s no longer a mistake, it’s a decision.

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[IMAGE] Their shitty attitude is not your fault.

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[IMAGE] Don’t allow anger to give narcissists the power to turn you into something you’re not. If you are truly seeking retribution from a narcissist, all you have to do is one simple thing. Do nothing.

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At my grandpa’s memorial, I was given a music box he made for me; complete with stars, solar system, and steampunk theme I love. We’d been estranged but apparently he always asked about me, and the things that I liked. I didn’t think he loved me. I was wrong. I never stopped loving you either Papa.

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Guess which one slept there all night and which one hopped out after five minutes?

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[IMAGE] To you, yeah you... the one that never told anyone. I am so sorry that happened to you and that you were further abused by whatever it was that caused your silence. I understand the wait for an apology that with never come and I just want you to know you’re not alone.

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Not a meme. I know. Just a line to my inbox should it be needed.

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TBH, one of my proudest moments as a witch was being able to graduate from saying Lammas because it was easy to learning how to eloquently pronounce Lughnasadh so of course I’ve used this new power for the greatest good. As I’ve decided that means I get to drink beer and eat a bunch of bread now.

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[IMAGE] I get this is supposed to be a joke, but there nothing stopping you from developing a sense of discipline tomorrow if you’ve become tired of your own bullshit.

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[IMAGE] You will never find happiness in the same place you lost it, so stop waiting for the apology that will never come.

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[IMAGE] You’re not difficult. You just need friends that understand your needs as much as you care about theirs.

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I think being called weird a rite of passage for us. And I welcome it wholeheartedly.

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[IMAGE] The way your parents spoke to you as a child becomes your inner voice as an adult. And if they were cruel, your inner voice is cruel. It’s not you. You’re not crazy. Try being kinder to yourself and shut that fucking voice up for good.

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This is my spirit animal when my husband leaves his french fries unattended and I get caught.

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My grandpa passed this week. I’m heartbroken. My mom and I were sharing stories about him and she told me about how proud he was of this rocking horse he made for me. She was in the middle of the story when my aunt randomly sent me this picture. The synchronicity felt like a hug from my grandpa.

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[IMAGE] We have regular people screwing up Wall Street now, so I think I’m cool with putting some effort in now.

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[IMAGE] It doesn’t matter what the question is, music is always the answer.

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MIMOSAS?!? Yesss, mimosas!! And I put flowers in it for you!!

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The connoisseur appreciates the artistry, and the layman enjoys the show.

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Waiting impatiently for her turn. I tried to bring up other boxes for her but she only wants the one her sister is in.

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Easter Bunny has a potty mouth but I’m digging her attitude.

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[IMAGE] Being kind and having boundaries are not mutually exclusive.

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[image] Stop beating yourself up, everybody does it.

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[Image] It’s perfectly fine to be both. Honestly, we all feel this way. The people that deny it are the ones that need the most kindness.

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[IMAGE] If you’ve moved on, you got closure. Fuck the explanation that would have been bullshit anyways.

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I’ve been obsessed with Skyrim lately. Didn’t think my husband was paying attention to it until he came into the room dressed as a mage to announce he put a love spell on me for Valentines Day. I’m still cracking up, he nailed it!!

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My dad bought me a hammock in 2015 and hanging it marks the official start to summer. But when we got it out, rodents chewed it all to pieces. I was so sad. But my husband surprised me today with new one! Spent the entire day reading the fourth book of the Mistborn series until the sun finally set.

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I had the worst call of my life with a customer that screamed at me for an hour. When it was finally over, I had a full on panic attack. I thought my husband was in the garage. He heard every word. When I finally ended the call, he came into my office and said he had a surprise upstairs.

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As a non Christian, I appreciate this so much. Merry Christmas to the Christians. Blessed Yule to the pagans. Happy Hanukkah to the Jewish. Happy Holidays to the everyone, period. Get gifts. Give gifts. Or don’t. Eat food. Be with family and friends. Or do whatever makes you happy.

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[IMAGE] You don’t have to fit in the box they made for you.

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They look wayyy too innocent. Something is broken in my house, I just haven’t found it yet.

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My deities love a good naked dance party as much as I do.

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[IMAGE] I like this.

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[Image] Hate has never been the opposite of love, it’s when you don’t care anymore people start to worry.

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I had three funerals for three of my family members in one month. The last funeral was the day before my birthday and I couldn’t deal so I did nothing that day. But my husband threw me a surprise birthday party the following weekend. I didn’t know how bad I needed it. Life is finally looking up.

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[IMAGE] I truly believed we were kindred spirits, so if she could purposefully use her knowledge of my life to wreck me the way she did... what did that say about me? I was nothing. I wasn’t even an spirit anymore, let alone a kindred one. Took me a long time to realize her cruelty did not define me.

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I feel this but it’s prompted the question - why DON’T we speak about the shit we’re going through? I suspect we believe suffering in silence alleviates those that care about us. I think being honest asking this question of ourselves is an important aspect of healing we owe ourselves to consider.

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Nothing better than the people that know your music.

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[Image] I know many people are terrified of going to therapy because they don’t want to talk about it, but pretending it didn’t happen won’t make it go away. Therapy won’t fix it, but it may give you tools to make it easier.

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[IMAGE] Lies sprint. The truth run marathons.

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My husband is 12 years older than me, HATES avocado and makes fun of my love for avocado toast. Had a crazy 14 hour work day full of inspections due to ice damming (I’m an insurance adjuster) and came home to a platter of what he thought I’d like on my toast.

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My 62 year old mom posts Fox News articles constantly so I have her hidden as we’ve agreed to not talk politics. So I was surprised when she sends me a text to look at the “sad post” she just made. I was hurt she strayed from our agreement but cracked up when I found it. She was so proud of herself.

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[Image] When I paid attention, this was both the most painful and the most necessary lesson I’ve learned.

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I feel seen. Spot on.

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Found this post on Reddit and I use similar software for work. It’s a misogynistic profession and l suspect contractors ignore the estimates I write. I’m going to test my theory and recreate this sketch with more lewdness on every estimate I do now until someone notices. I’m so fucking excited.

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Horrible day at my job - involving causalities, including a small child. I found her teddy bear in the rubble. I spent the entire day helping victims, did my best to be strong, and bawled my eyes out in the car. Came home to double decker tacos my husband made for me. Best dinner I ever had.

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I have a niece that said she was interested in witchcraft and her 25th birthday is coming up. Instead of shit I could get her on Amazon, I thought the best way to introduce her to everything would be to give her a little bit of all my treasures I’ve collected throughout the years.

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I was depressed as my doctor just informed me at age 41 I have Stage 4 osteoarthritis in my knees and all the things I can never do again. My best friend told me if you can’t run, we ride (we have Harleys), if you can’t ski, we sled, and as for the rest, who needs exercise? I’m so lucky to have her.

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My husband hand painted phases of the moon in rose gold foil as a sabbat gift.

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Got pissed at the pizza place for not adding cheese. Looked at the order, instead extra cheese, I put no cheese. This pizza sucks and it’s my fault.

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Can’t make it to Renaissance Faire this year and I was pretty disappointed until my husband surprised me by making my favorite part of the entire event ... Soup in a Bread Bowl!!!!

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🔥 My husband has been obsessed about finding a scorpion under black light during our anniversary vacation near Sonoran Desert. I thought he was just kidding annnnnd it sucks to be wrong. Not looking forward to his alien hunting tomorrow night...

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[Image] I gotta be honest, reading it again was pretty profound.

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[image] I know, I hate it too. Doesn’t mean it’s not right.

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It’s me. I’m grandma. And I don’t wanna go to bed.

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[Image] One of the best treasures in life is to simply have your kindness reciprocated.

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If you break open a cocoon before the butterfly emerges, it will die. It needs the struggle to grow strong and fly free on its own. It’s honorable to be supportive, but be mindful that taking on their pain hurts you both.

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[IMAGE] This just popped up in my memories from exactly one year ago. I didn’t start then. When it pops up again in a year, I hope to feel prouder of myself than I did today.

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[Image] Be who you are and say what you feel, those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

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The hole in the ozone is healed, can these whippersnappers say the same for their carbon footprint?

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[IMAGE] I resented this quote when I first read it. I did everything for everyone with the expectation of their gratitude. I was pissed when I didn’t get it. Years later, I still enjoy helping people out but I’ve learned being honest with my intentions helps immensely with managing my expectations.

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Haven’t really done anything major in my life or in Skyrim since 2011 but still content in my own little world.

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I made friends in college with women that are very successful. I felt inferior becoming an insurance adjuster. I just found this photo of my first loss in 2003, finally realized although I will never be a millionaire; having a pension and a solid career for almost 20 years is still pretty awesome.

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Made lots of friends sharing our mimosa bar after watching the sunrise on our vacation.

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[IMAGE] and if they’re mad... this is your confirmation that you did the right thing. Here’s where you stop letting them f*ck with your head.

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Autumn Snack Board [Homemade]

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My girlfriend lost her earring early in the night. After searching for about an hour, we finally gave up. Guess what we found when she got close to the bottom of her drink...

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[IMAGE] The fact they refuse to acknowledge their behavior does not negate the way it affected you. You don’t need the validation of someone that attempted to invalidate you in the first place.

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Been trying to achieve a doe eyed look forever, who know the secret was pearl liner on the water line?! (Ok, maybe you did and I’m totally late to the Bambi party lol)

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[IMAGE] I had been resistant against forgiveness to those that had caused me irreparable harm. It took me YEARS to realize I allowed them to hurt me, over and over again, by nurturing this anger inside. They hurt me first, but even with them in prison, I continued their job for them. Dont be like me

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My favorite brand of pickles are ALWAYS out of stock so it seemed like divine intervention that they were in stock today because my mom loves this brand too and she’s coming tomorrow for Christmas Eve! Went outside to get my grocery delivery and found this. And now they’re out of stock again.

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I’ve never thought it was possible that the 1% would ever care about what we thought. The fact that Reddit was the medium to make our voices heard feels wholesome and powerful.

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I’ve been obsessed with Skyrim lately. Didn’t think my husband was paying attention until he came into the room dressed as a mage to announce he put a love spell on me for Valentines Day. I’m still cracking up, he nailed it!!!

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[Image] Or don’t. But realize that one, regardless of your reasons and how often you’ve excused their behavior, is not your friend.

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When my husband comes downstairs looking for droids, do I tell him there’s none around? Or should I help him look? At what point do I advise he doesn’t have body armor and he’s wearing a robe?

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Shhhh... it’s not just introverts that want this.

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You sexy thing.

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I have renamed our house the College of Winterhold since it never stops snowing here, and there are snowberries growing by our front door.

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