Me every time a MAN who has never done makeup makes a “lol what should I buy” or “I’m a car MAN wut do I buy my girlfriend” post5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
When you get home after the sephulta workers told you the foundation they applied was a perfect match.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Day 8 in the year of our machine, 2019. The government has forsaken us. We are foolishly destroying our world at an alarming rate. Words have ceased to have meaning. Colours mean nothing. Cut crease means nothing. Glam means nothing. May the teal machine have mercy on our souls.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
UwU hi there beautiful females. Just a PSA that you don’t need that ugly gross makeup to be beautiful! Only a Real ManTM️ can recognize your true beauty, so just say no to dry, dead blue!! Please! For the sake of my peepee!5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Honestly grateful, blessed and highly favored to be able to use brow product. The Lort has smiled down upon me and declared that it is good, now that I have fixed my trash brow (fuck you beauticians assistant). I know it’s hard to believe that it’s the same person, but here is my before and after.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
18 pans and counting! MOM LOOK! For moms only. Mother here who has given birth and does makeup. Momkup. Makemom. Mom. Moom. I’m a mom.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Shoutout to all the old hags on makeupaddiction! God bless you for fighting through your arthritis to bless us with dusty lewks.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Yasssss qweeen you betta match your eyeshadow to your hair, eyebrows, toehair, pubes and butthole.5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Not our mods obviously, but the mods from the sub that shall not be named5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Literally almost nothing on my face for a makeup post, but updoot anyway thanks5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Alligator queen realnesssss constructive crocodiles not fuggin welcome5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Me casually browsing SCA and seeing thousands of posts in a row about the importance of sunscreen5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
My boyfluffer is out of town so I decided to treat myself the teensiest weensiest bit and stock up. Teehee!5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Guyssss I just gouged out my eyes to avoid looking at my acne and it’s really working!! My self esteem has improved soooo much5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
Before you come for me, I matched my face to my butthole; don’t at me and get out of me swamp 😭5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
SMART NERD girl makeup for SMARTIES ONLY who have a BRAIN please. I might be the only hot engineer in the world, who knows4yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Realized there were a few rules I forgot to break on my first post so here’s an extra filtered Joffree Asterisk lewk! 👏🔥🍑🌶👹👾👁👁🚩5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Got this absolutely pristine Toot Faced pailiettie at TJ Maxx!! Such a bargain yassssss4yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Luuuurving the blew bleed platelte!!! really makes my hooded eyes POP 👁 Don’t cc on my w5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Natural glam for my beautiful client!! Sorry about the different lighting lol!!5yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
pastel ANGERY lewk and rules are for pores ughhh I’m deleting this app4yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
OMG can't believe Ikea did me a bAmBOozLe!!! The measurements said 1.5 inches tall and I picked it up and it was actually that size!!!!6yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Natural understated holiday eye look. Consumerist confetti not welcome6yr ⋅ sendnips ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
