So I said 'I must get out of these wet clothes, and into a dry Martini'!6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church-- captain what's-his-name?5yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend, I've planned a far greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me.5yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's right boys! Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Nobody snuggles with Max Power! You strap yourself in and feel the g's!6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Barbershop is in serious danger of becoming stale. I'm taking it to strange new places...9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced...5yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me attractive-sexually anymore: I just tripled my productivity!5yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've added a secret ingredient just for you. The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenengo, grown deep in the jungles primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.8yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can I offer you a diet, caffeine-free Dr Pepper, or an individual fruit cocktail cup?6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Whenever I upset my friends I just get on my claws and do the apology dance.9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/zoidberg
You've heard the expression “let's get busy?” Well, this is a dog who gets biz-zay!6yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yesterday morning, I put your photo up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs.9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!7yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Coronado Naval Amphibious Base in San Diego viewed from above8yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/accidentalswastika
Hi I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such nature films as “Earwigs: Ewww” and “Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory”.9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's... ''Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What''8yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now!9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I've got enough gazpacho for all!8yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want so see me SOCK A FEW DINGERS??7yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.9yr ⋅ Sef_Maul ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
