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Why not both?

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True.

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Won't Stop Him

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Burn!

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Lyin’ Ted

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Trust me!

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Where am I?

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But we should try “pure” capitalism!

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Wahhhhh

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Can you imagine?

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Works great for white men tho.

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Oh the irony

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Paradise

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More Spit

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Help help I’m being repressed

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Snarl

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Another success!

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Lindsey’s just spitballing here

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Pwned

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despair

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Capture that DC flag

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Hang em high

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Got it?

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Sort of wry humor...

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This Republican Congress couldn’t pass gas

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You could go lower.

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They’ll tell you

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Take That

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Flip flop

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It is odd

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The Conundrum

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Discuss

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I can’t believe what AOC’s up to now

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He was just a coffee boy

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At least Hogg is white

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I knew a stripper named Felony...

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Let’s run joyously through the hallways

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The 30M man.

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Oh my

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Yah

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Maybe even 2040!

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FACTS and LOGIC

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I only smoke bowl-gnese.

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Thoughts and prayers

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Pretty much

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Weakness is strength.

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We shall fight them on the beaches

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Attractive group

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Have an avocado toast

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Go John go!

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Take cover

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So there!

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Melania, help him out.

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Subtle

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They might even run on it

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Believe me.

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Maybe

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Welcome to Texas I must say

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Not bad

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Run away!

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Not Enough Nugent

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It really do...

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Times change.

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I store porn on an email server

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A little off the top

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No parrot you’re the parrot

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Just following orders

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The Biggest

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Freeze! Or refrigerate!

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At a higher grade level, too!

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Preparing for his Fock Snooze show.

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Get used to it in 2019

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Saaaaaave meeeee!

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And he didn’t even try to rape anyone. Sad.

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Pay the man!

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Inquire Within

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I did this

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Papers, please

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Gotta report this

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Someday, Tucker

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All in this together

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No thanks, I’m full.

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Dog eat dog world

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But have you tried pure capitalism?

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They are.

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Get ouuuut!

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Walked away

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The F150 died

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I like my desperation a little smoky

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He’ll tweet it later

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The Ambiguously Gay Duo

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Secretly, he’s a fan

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Ivanka, could you pull the focus to children?

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I believe you have my stapler

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Cool under fire

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The humor is in the irony

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Hi Fredo

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Another promise broken

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So much concern. So touching.

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Dinner is served

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In retrospect

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Plan Can’t Fail

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Cowardice

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Old Girl Biggie Smalls. 16 and sleeps 20 hours a day, but loves to cuddle and sleep in the bed.

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Or facing indictment.

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A Halloween Nightmare

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Until the next time

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Step 3: Profit

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Always

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So angry!

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I thought he was with you!

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Or hookers and weed, whichever.

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Talk to the Animals

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Old Man Leo (13) still loves his outside time.

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I think I see a toe

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I want your sext

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Better Red Than Well Read

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But Obama Never Proposed Confiscation...

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Bring on the buttery males

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He really captured her... neck.

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you predicted all of this

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Baaaa

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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a porn star...

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People are saying

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And FULLY functional.

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Almost done

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Stay in the car!

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A “blunt” response, you say?

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He’s kinda transparent

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Frog Soup

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Hellooooo nurse

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I’ve got gas

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I thought I wanted an FTR1200 until I saw the Elastibike.

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We Shall Overcomb

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You should see the golf shoes

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Garrison, Corrected

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Hi ho Silver!

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Mad Max’s Hyundai Sonata

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Don’t forget the Solo cups, Chuck.

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Broncotastic

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Could be political, we’re not sure

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But it was warm-ish

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Don’t push it, Yertle.

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She will claim this was a joke. A funny, funny joke.

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Centrists

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Once Upon A Time

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Neeeed braaaaains

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No Licking

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I dunno about the new guy.

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