“Tom Brady has it all and all you jealous outta shape sportswriters who got picked last in gym class couldn’t handle it!”1mo ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/BillBurr
This marks the first time the N word has been used by a white person in public as a term of endearment1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Kimmel then added—Why is there an app for everything except raping a baby?1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Reddits like “Get your divorced dad Facebook politics posts out of here”. Me, doubling down like Norm with the most “divorced dad political image” I could find.5mo ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Christopher Walken comes from a long line of death. We gotta do something to cure death!3wk ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Well it’s official... rape is now legal in the state of Pennsylvania.3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Britney Grindr released in exchange for Victor Bout. (This reply reminded me of Norm)1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
I remember simpler more innocent times when the worst thing you’d read on the news was two hijacked jetliners flying into buildings on 9/11.3wk ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
The key break In this realization was when I discovered it’s an Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song.2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Not sure what Putin is about to say but I bet if you translate from Russian to German it sounds something like “Scragily Craigily”2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
He bought it and cancelled it 11 years ago but no one could hear him over those yammering bitches1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Went to a Liza concert, she sang one song and her career immediately stopped!3wk ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
That’s despicable, terrible—and to the college professor who did this I have one thing to say—“Hey professor—stop stealing my moves!”1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Call me old fashion, but I think a key to being a great president is not getting shot in the f*ckin head.1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Is there ever a picture of George Harrison where he doesn’t look haggard?3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
A man in China was executed after rubbing his junk on Mao Zedong.In unrelated news, Adam Eget’s search for Hitler’s corpse continues!2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
A new study shows that you can tell a dying man by his face alone...2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Norm MacDonald who said “Comedy should never preach” is in heaven saying “Good Lord! It’s a good thing I died when I did!”2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Albert Fish is best known as the man who killed mentally handicapped and African Americans. But to focus on the killing is to ignore his contributions to the gay community including embedding needles in his pelvis and eating feces.4yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
They say Pepsi or Coke is the same thing... not for these fellas, it’s not!3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
The body of the man who wrote this was never found. Not because his wife was good at hiding the body but because the police chief in his town was a woman... I’m just kidding they don’t hire women.2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Kwesi to Zadarius, basically: “Packers are paying you $11M to play against them. I’m not paying you $15 I’m paying you 3 and a half”2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
“of all the diseases killing 30% of people, I think you got the best one”, said Adam Eget to a friend.3wk ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Minutes ago I learned of the tragedy of people paying $250k to go to the ocean In an aluminum can with an Xbox controller, It is only now that I can look back and laugh.11mo ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Anyone have any suspects? Let’s solve this case. And by us I mean someone other than me!2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
The lowest rated show? Santa Inc The highest rated show... also Santa Inc, but a different kind of high.2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Coming in at number one most inspirational documentaries to watch “Jiro Dreams of Sushi”. The least inspiring??1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Well a chain of sex robot brothels are to be banned by Houston, Texas—or as I call it—Nazi Germany1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
9/11 was terrible, but the blowback on the innocent Muslim people shouting “ALLAHU AKBAR” at a crowded terminal as a joke is TERRIBLE!1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Madonna looks like if Marilyn Monroe had a shellfish allergy and was hit by a freight train full of shellfish in a Buggs Bunny Cartoon.4yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Hillary doing an excellent impersonation or when Nick Swardson lost Norm his Mangrate endorsement3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Norm would have told the shit out of this joke on Conan... would have been up there with Kermit Jagger getting a loan.2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
AI generated art... titled “Super Dave Reacts To Norm MacDonald’s Racist Joke”2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
For the chance!—you know—when Katherine Zeta Jones dies, We’ll know Gilbert really is in heaven.1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Cadbury may have invented the creme filled egg, but this guy invented the creme filled egg—up the bum?1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
I’d like to reflect upon my encounter in a Barnes and Novel with Senator Feinstein.7mo ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Clearly the media knows that the responsible parents just cut their child’s cock off5yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
It takes 5 people to extract semen from a vulture... or just one Adam Eget2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Remember the days before the news was about pandemic, corona virus and Trump? Neither does Google4yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
“No fair, I thought she was younger! I’ve been catfished!” Said Jeffrey Epstein prior to killing himself again.2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Name the best female writers.... We gotta go to break, he’s having a trouble getting past one.2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
I have a joke but I don’t want to get banned from the entire state of Iowa.3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
The oldest person ever a 124 year old woman died today... The cause of death? ...CRACKING IN HALF! (The most Normlike Seth Myers joke I’ve heard)2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Secret unread blue card joke on NMHAS... Ending is cut off, so it’s a joke with no punchline... reminds me of my honeymoon.5yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
He had SEPSIS in the end. I APOLOGIZING FOR PREVIOUSLY SAYING IT WAS DEMENTIA3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Caption contest: the winning reddit caption I will steal and repost in hopes Norm steals and reposts it4yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
I’ve been told to make posts that are a discussion of Norm. So let’s Discuss Norm. Also... Here is a picture of cast iron grilling grates. Who else was great? NORM!2yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Caption contest winner. Our very own winner of this Reddit group was @mexta “Conan O’Briens favorite people! ...also, David Spade!”4yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
People make it sound like Cook is gone for sure. Money is saying there’s still a strong chance he stays in Purple1yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
We say we don’t want to objectivity women but I’d like to see her sitting on her hands and knees with an apple in her mouth.3yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Jeffrey Epstein accusers to share stories in open court.... Worst stories ever5yr ⋅ secretbonus1 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
