Corn fritters, fried cheese sticks, pizza rolls served with a chili garlic aoili and chili garlic red sauce accompanied by pickled red onions5yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Half the office is gone today and nobody is responding to my Slacks5yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[FO] Mark Twain quote ended up serving as its own example. My reaction when I saw the red start bleeding would have made a sailor blush.1yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/CrossStitch
With all this talk about birth control, I'm at my yearly physical like7yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm sorry Kitty, I didn't mean it, here I have some treats? Fine, fuck you, don't want to give you these old nasty treats anyway (yes I do, please come here, I love you)4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXFunny
a blog post is not a paid pattern A BLOG POST IS NOT A PAID PATTERN1yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/BitchEatingCrafters
[WIP] Popcorn Trail Bedspread -- 21 squares down, 285 more to go. Someone hold me, please.1yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/crochet
You want two chocolate bars and a piece of bread? Fuck it, but take a banana or something too.6yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I'm not sure if that squish when I sat down was discharge or if the communists have crossed the border...8yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just got back from a work thing where lots of pictures were taken. Looking at myself in posed photos like4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today’s food journal entry is my entire feelings about this stupid diet5yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/1200isfineIGUESSugh
Y'all, I am not meant to be a teacher let me tell you that right now.4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Going for first my first follow-up PAP after cutting out half my cervix. You know, I'm not even that scared anymore, I'm mostly annoyed. BODY, STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT OR I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
Every time and with any fresh fruit (but especially grapes because they're obviously the superior fruit)4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Listen, I'm sick and I feel bad. I just didn't have the energy to do the dishes ok?! Stop judging me!7yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[WIP] Formula 1 Circuit de Spa Quilt: Friends don't let friends paper piece track names in 9 letters1yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/quilting
I've been recently referred to as a geriatric millennial and I feel like that's my signal to go full-on Granny-Ain't-Playing, this is my time to shine I am ready. Test me.3yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you look in the mirror and realize your nipples are: 1. Hard; and 2: Pointing in different directions6yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
“Why do you wear black so often?” Because I have poor hand-eye coordination and a love for tomato-based foods.6yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've had burritos for lunch every day this week and my company buys burritos for the office so I'm eating burritos again today8yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My longboi was diagnosed with heartworms today. MRW the vet starts into an obviously-rehearsed speech about the importance of treatment and low-cost, less aggressive treatment options. WOMAN, TAKE ALL THIS MONEY AND FIX HIM NOW, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Gonna get so tight, but first carbs because breakups are hard7yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Leave? Why should I leave? My rightful place is here, on the bed. Stop with these trivialities and fetch me your finest can of tuna.7yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/cats
[PIC] Got my floss organized, inventoried, all the kids are away for the week and there are no urgent projects on my plate. Y'all, this week is gonna be the best stay-cation I've had in YEARS, I'm in heaven with all this free time for stitching and I had to share my excitement!4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/CrossStitch
My uncle's response to a mixed-race girl being bullied or How I Learned I'm 1/16th Black10yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Caught her at her toilette. She’s usually quite elegant, I swear.5yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat
Today, children, we'll be focusing on Picking Up Dog Poop and getting into Advanced Room Organizing! But first, who can tell me what supplies are needed for Sweeping, Vacuuming, and Mopping?4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me when I realize there's a typo in my cover letter 5 minutes AFTER I've sent it. Y'all. WHAT👋IS👋WRONG👋WITH👋ME👋4yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/technicalwriting
My new BF and I were jokingly planning how many kids we'll have and what to name them. MRW I realized I sent him a drunk text saying, Don't take this the wrong way, but this is our wedding song FIVE HOURS after the conversation.10yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell my SO that I'm quitting caffeine and alcohol cold turkey and he says You might as well throw in tobacco while you're at it!9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thomas the Dank Engine Cake - because I must have been high af when I agreed to make this7yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollCooking
MRW a guys uses a SQL statement to ask for my phone number on an online dating site.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Making my way through Portland’s ramen. Day 1: Tonkotsu Shio from Boxer Ramen. No egg, subbed Napa cabbage6yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/ramen
When you have an LD boyfriend, no one has to know how much pizza you eat before you Skype.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I browse /r/makeupaddiction casually. I realized today that one does not simply browse MUA without it affecting their everyday lives...10yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I thought there was a Troll movie night tonight but it's been cancelled.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have to spend all day cleaning instead of fun stuff because I was lazy AF all yesterday.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I found out Chris Evans and Jeremy Brenner went full dudebro during an interview and called Black Widow a total slut.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just spent an hour googling my crush because I'm drinking and don't have anything better to do. MRW I stumble across a cache of shirtless pics. Bingo.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW all the Star Trek cosplayers (specifically Picards and Rikers) come out of the woodwork in their Halloween costumes...aw yiissss9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW half the comments in the female power lifter thread are about how the woman in the picture looks unsexy and the other half are vehemently trashing the notion that women cannot lift significantly. So close, almost there.8yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I went full-on George Bush making up words in an interview a few days ago. I cannot stop cringing. Share your cringe-y interview stories to make me feel better? Or at least not as dumb.9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
SO changed his profile picture. This was all I could think of...9yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW interest in TrollProm is waning and then someone says, Wait, are we really doing this? sparking another wave of interest.10yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Petty parking revenge is a dish best served... deadly? Woman breaks parking etiquette, gets put in her place, and is never seen again!10yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/thatHappened
Alright Trolls, cheering up a friend. Need sexy character pics for a nerd friend so I can plaster her front door with them7yr ⋅ ScrollButtons ⋅ r/AskTrollX
