Twitter Blue will be a marketing case study for years to come

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Make it make sense

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You guys wanna see a dead body?

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Made my own version of the meme

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When England lose a World Cup game, incidents of domestic violence increase by 38%. Let's not forget, it's just a game.

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Of course he knows him, it's Sean Corcoran!!

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I wish more people would do this

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Yeah right like that's gonna work

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My theory about men who say stuff like this is that they don’t like it when women have sexual experience because then they might also have higher standards in that department

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Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. - Captain Raymond Holt

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I don't know if if belongs here but it definitely made me smile

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This always makes me smile every time I see it online

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I recently saw this episode again and it truly warms my heart every single time

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Language is important

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Accurate if you ask me

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Happy for him

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Pay your employees better wages

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He's clearly great at sharing

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A UPS driver went above-and-beyond this year, delivering nearly 200 packages a day through lockdowns and the flurry of the Holiday season. This week, hundreds of neighbors came out to give him a hero's salute

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There is simply no argument in this matter.

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Just curling up under like 5 blankets with the right person when it's nice and cold out feels amazing

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I actually love this. We shouldn’t pretend that sex stops after a certain age and/or surgery.

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This 230 year old Cork Oak tree is Portugal’s most prized tree and the most productive one on record. Ever since 1820, it’s harvested every 9 years for wine cork bottles. Stripping the bark doesn’t damage the tree as it regenerates naturally, sequestering more CO2 in the process.

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As they say, I can't believe this website is free (for now)

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British people still don't get it

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Yes you can!

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My grandparents exploring the pyramids in Egypt (1999)

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A Dutch supermarket chain introduced slow checkouts for people who enjoy chatting, helping many people, especially the elderly, deal with loneliness. The move has proven so successful that they installed the slow checkouts in 200 stores.

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Well now, that's not a very nice thing to say about someone, BBC News.

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Sad to see someone else living your dreams

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A group of caterpillars, moving in a formation known as a rolling swarm. This rolling swarm of caterpillars moves faster than any single caterpillar.

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Community notes cooking once again

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Who responds like this to a mourning widower? What is wrong with people?

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Elon is a real genius

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She played him well

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Nobody's perfect, not even redbull

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OP is Susan Sarandon’s son

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Someone spotted this sign in the bathroom at Alan Turing institute

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My grandma still sends $5 with a note that says “Not for cigarettes.”

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I went to Paris yesterday. I took 26 photographs and 19 of them were of this cat.

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France, where you at?

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Can't remember the last time I was this happy to see someone on pole

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It’s okay to be afraid of surgery, It’s not okay to insist your partner do it instead

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Everyone loves Kimi

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I don’t care what stewards decide, as long as they’re consistent. If taking out a competitor results in a 10 second time penalty, it only costs a 190 seconds penalty to take ‘m all out. And with no one else left on the track, who fucking cares?

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That is soooo creepy

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This is so wholesome

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This is heartwarming

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You can literally see him smiling at the wheel

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If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because she had to wear a coat

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I went to Paris yesterday. I took 26 photographs and 19 of them were of this cat.

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I wasn’t expecting that..

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NINE WINS IN A ROW, UNMATCHED!

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god save america

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Cut up fruit is the immigrant parent love language

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And here we are..

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Never forget

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A UPS driver went above-and-beyond this year, delivering nearly 200 packages a day through lockdowns and the flurry of the Holiday season. This week, hundreds of neighbors came out to give him a hero's salute

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I don't even feel bad for his son

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Not only did this $8 tweet cost Eli Lilly $15 billion in market cap, it eventually led to an insulin price cap. I think we can safely call this the greatest shitpost in the history of the internet.

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This tweet remains undefeated

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Kids imagining what life would be like at 40

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In 1941 over 33,000 Ukrainian Jews were murdered in a 2 day span in the Babi Yar ravine marking one of the deadliest massacres of the Holocaust. For 🇺🇦 to have a Jewish President descended from a Holocaust survivor standing up to a dictator is really empowering.

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Moved into a house with a built-in wine rack but I don't drink so I figured out an elegant solution

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Walking around and saw this terrifying hedge

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I would trust a drag queen to babysit a toddler before I would trust a priest to even step 4 feet close to one.

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Some people are just too stupid

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Man waits years to recreate this pic.. on the left is his dad holding him (his first child) and on the right it's him holding his first child

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The Greatest Generation!

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Oh you won F2? Cool. Put on this t-shirt and these headphones and stand behind the team principal for a couple of years.

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It really is awkward

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A wholesome exchange regarding Actor Elliott Page coming out as trans

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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who observe

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They've been best friends since they met at the age of 8 and their parents had an ongoing betting pool of when we would figure it out. I cannot describe how happy reading this made me.

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This is the way

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Burn baby burn

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And now, the queens’ jubilee

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This is the way

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Heavy snow in Madrid and it was enough for someone to sculpt Venus de Milo

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You can't make this up

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My most hated genre of family photos

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They like showing you black and white pictures to make you think it's history from a loooong time ago, it's not.

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Criminal tweet?

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At least they're being honest

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Just when you think you’ve seen it all...

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Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph ever. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

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Wake up sheeple! The government is monitoring your brunch orders

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This is the way

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I think about this a lot

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“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”

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White people trying to claim our boy

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I have used the same picture for the past 3 years

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Aren't we all?

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The snow-covered Himalayan Mountains and the bright city lights of New Delhi, India, and Lahore, Pakistan, are also visible below the faint, orange airglow of atmospheric particles reacting to solar radiation, taken from the International Space Station.

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A cat who's owners are fed up

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A Humalog vial cost $21/vial in 1996, the same Humalog vials price has risen to $300 in 2021 with no changes to the insulin itself.

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Are straight men okay?

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I don't even know where to begin with this guy

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This is absolutely hilarious

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Someone finally said it

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bro is struggling 💀

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This counts right?

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Cranes lifting other cranes.

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Good Morning from Norway...amazing display over Tromsø

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We live in a dystopian world

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Fernando Alonso celebrating his podium [Credit: Conor McDonnell]

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The traditional values we all want to see

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The only explanation that makes sense

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Somebody needs a wee history lesson

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Thinking about this tweet again

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I love this every time it shows up

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Not sure anyone has ever been as comprehensively owned as elon this past week or two

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There is an enormous demonstration going on at Stanford Hospital right now carried out by staff, who are protesting the decision by higher ups to give vaccines to some administrators and physicians who are at home and not in contact with patients INSTEAD of frontline workers. Source - NYT Mike Isaac

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To use sports to perpetuate hate is the exact opposite of what sports is all about” - R.K. Russell, NFL player

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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who observe

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Too cute

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The setting sun passes behind an antenna tower in Japan to create the face of a panda

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Be Like Harry

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Wanda to the people in Westview

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Dun Dun Dun

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Racism has no bounds

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She gets to work with her mom, at the same hospital in the same department. Her mom has been a janitor here for 18 years. She raised a Latina physician in the making!

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bro is struggling 💀

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“I have a little cabin in the woods” and you find out it’s on the Bush family compound

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Be like Seth

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I need these business cards

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Make it make sense

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Wholesome exchange regarding Actor Elliott Page coming out as trans

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Are there any bigger hypocrites?

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The Pyramids of Giza

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Didn’t pass college till my 20s, Uni till my 30s and now my masters in my 40s. Never too late to give this education shizzle a go!

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[Chris Medland] Russell in the Mercedes and Piastri on his first run in the 2021 Alpine already getting down to business

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Too many people don't know this stuff

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One of the nicest Airbnb review I have ever seen

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Twitter Blue is going about as well as everyone predicted, and it's an amazing spectacle to watch. Like a train crash filled with glitter.

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British sentimentality. Best in the world.

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Shivsena workers put up this poster outside the ED office in Mumbai

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Correlation is not causation

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Leader or nah?

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Hall of fame tweet

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Impeachment is non negotiable at this point imo

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Bioluminescence X milky way. Nature's night lamp.

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A touching act of kindness

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You can literally see him smiling at the wheel

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Why is this so difficult to understand?

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The great american dilemma

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Classic British humour

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You've heard of unpaid internship but have you heard of reverse financed internships?

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Un artiste en France comble des trous dans les trottoirs avec des mosaiques

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