Me: “I’m going to use cheapies this month to stop peeing our money away.” Also me: “these are only negative because they aren’t FRER, I’m *clearly* pregnant.” My husband:3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Shoutout to everyone in fertile week trying to silently bang it out in their partner’s childhood bedroom without their in-laws hearing a thing.3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me silently sipping on my spearmint tea as I overhear coworkers laugh about what “ridiculous things” people will do to try and get pregnant.3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me last December: “we are excited to start a family in 2020!” Me in 2020:4yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I try to have a conversation with my husband about where he feels we should go next with treatment and realize just how little he knows about anything.2yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband when a show we’re watching has a character find out they’re pregnant: “do you want to turn it off?” Me: “no, it’ll be fine.” Me two minutes later:3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband and I looking for comedies to watch that don’t have a pregnancy plot line3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’re getting some RPL testing done and the phlebotomist asks “so is this your first baby?”3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
