Woke up this morning to these two texts. I was asleep this whole time, 2am-8:30am and my phone was in sleep mode with no apps running. Thanks Verizon10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/rage
Dank meme plucked from the top of r/conservative. Grandma approved9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Your grandpa and I are moving. Harrison is the final solution to our problem of finding a new town10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Who the fuck got grandma a laser printer for her birthday?!9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I'd rea the talk REAL issues over my morning coffee like BENGHAZI9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Mabel and I took an online conservative meme course9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I need more of the invisible hand when I'm on my little typing TV10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: it's because of the Ni-....... I mean numbers9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Say goodbye to free speech on the Internet because gummint9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Protect the grandbabies from the REAL genocide9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Checkmate. This is the proof we need for impeachment9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: My new yard sign. That'll teach that Schwartzman family that just moved in next door. They're not even Christians!!!!!11!!!9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: what would Jesus and or Saint Ronnie do to this commie??KAPOW!!!!!10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Obummer is a dictator but we always have the compassion and understanding of Jesus10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: He smokes the mind control atheist whacky tabaccy9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: The priests are the real victims of gay violence9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: See, I have two darkie friends so therefore I can't be a racist9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Hitler made Jews bake cakes for Nazis. Sound familiar??9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Only the sheeple pay attention to things like football10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Breaking the law is for the urban thugs, not bikers9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Throwing up for the past 6 years is the reason I wear dentures10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I ain't spending my SS money on no LIEberal indoctrination camps10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I like the cut of this young whippersnappers jib9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I love my white family!! Share if you agree. 1 like = 1 less white genocide10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I can't have my grandbaby marry that no good DeSean10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: So proud of your grandfather telling the senate where his rights come from9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: The only one missing from this photo is Hillary9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Now this is how you deal with those gun grabbers10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: This map is 85% red but be only have 52 GOP senators. Obummer is oppressin' us. We want 85 senate seats!!10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Liberals need to pick on someone their own size9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Only a cheating douchbag would betray you, m'lady. Remember I'm the nice guy10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
FWD: re: FWD: This country needs laws to make it that more traditional voters only can vote9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: FWD: Obummer has taken away ALL of our rifles and given them to the Moozlim Brotherhood to kill Christians!!1!10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: I don't give a darn what that dirty Mexican Pope has to say9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: FWD: On today of all days, let's not forget the real and more meaningful 9/11........ BENGHAZZZZZZZZIIIIIIII!!!!!!!1!!!!10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Pro athletes aren't even allowed to be Christian anymore9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Someday m'ladies will realize the error of their ways (x-post from r/cringepics)10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
They're all whores if they don't want me (X-post from cringepics)10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
FWD: re: FWD: This year Grandpa and I are driving up to visit!! See ya'll soon9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Everything is this simple and comes down to gender or race with LIEbrals9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: STOP MICROBE MURDER ALONG WITH ABORTION!!!!!!9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Either he going to kill that beautiful white baby or put it in welfare9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Shameful and disrespectful, Mr. Obingobongo from the Congo9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: it's happening again, but to christians this time!!!!1!9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: It's just that daggum easy!!!1! Time to make a choice9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: This fox is worthy of a blessing from the Lord speakin' truth like that9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Liberals started the KKK so why do the blacks always vote DeamonKKKrat??9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FDW: Cops in Blacktimore need to start doing this. Hahahahaha9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re FWD: This is why your grandfather still lusts after my moist loins9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: This THUG needs to be in prison with the rest of the THUGS10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Protect the white grandbabies for literal genocide9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Obummer has a fake draft card!!!!!11! Wake up and impeach9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: It's happening again today but worse!!1! Fwd if you think the holocaust shouldn't happen in America9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: Muslim grandma would like to have a word. Grandma logic spans all demographics10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Those thugs should hate Moozlims as much as me10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: Jesus practices what he preached. Obama doesn't because he's a moozlim9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: re: FWD: I say lower the minimum wage to $1 per hour to learn these ingrates a lesson10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: illegals and welfare queens have it so good in this country9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Take your grandbabies out of skewl before it's too late!!!1!9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Obongo-djingo-django-djingo from Congo is at it again. Just look at those ears10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: White babies are becoming an endangered species10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: And it starts with Obamacare FEMA death camps9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: My religion is right and Obamas Moozlum religion is evil10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Douchebag asshole cheaters may have swag but m'lady needs more so stop being such a slut, Karen!!10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
FWD: re: FWD: He was sniffing coke while Benghazi was going down. That's a fact, Jack9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: same thing will be happening in America too thanks to Nobama10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: There is room in this world for one real religion of peace10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Why do the thugs keep voting Democrat?! They have no historical perspective.9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: Pop-Pop didn't torture Nazzzis just so Obongo from Congo can arm terrorists!!!!1!9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Just woke up to find this in my inbox. My fundie fascist nazi aunt forwarded it to me. Which Dawkins meme should I reply back to her with??10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
FWD: re: FWD: Take your grandbabies out of public skewl. Your living room and the church are he only classrooms they need9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: re: FWD: We are the real victims of the bully atheist majority9yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
FWD: FWD: FWD: look at that upstanding clean cut young gentleman in the white sox hat on the right. He's a republican!! The blacks today should use him as a role model. He's one of the good ones I bet10yr ⋅ ScornAdorned ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
