Can you imagine just trying to do your job, and your tip depends on pretending you like something that looks like a bottle of piss?

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Call the corner

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Consider my mind blown.

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Oh come on.

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hello Tampa!

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Then why did you even answer?

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Stupid is as stupid does.

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I have a headache after reading this, but this old man trying to have an online affair with his wife’s permission is amazing.

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...and she did.

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Ye gotta pick ye battles.

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Man Bowl.

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I saw your bumper sticker “cowboy butts drive me nuts”.

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MRW my black co-worker says Thanks, fam.

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Will you come on, man

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me irl

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Cyber Truck

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Flanders is obviously the first person to ever buy a season pass for the Cider Mill, but do you think he was the only person ever to do so?

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Shut up, Paul

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Charlie is slowly becoming more gums than man.

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She’ll be there for you.

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Totally appropriate attire for church.

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I hope ya like them extra sloppy

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My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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“Now tell each other you’re sorry.”

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Hibachi Express and Juice Bar

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Hire this man.

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It’s the thuggish ruggish wig!

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I did a double take.

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🤡

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Husband waiting for wife at mall starter pack

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I’ve never stood up for anything, but I am standing up for this hat

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My character is named Rich Cashman.

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Then I hope the devil is a big piece of shit

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Baby fat.

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Taets a body way tae swatch at it.

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Hope he at least let him keep his boots!

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Yes.

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Dad Joke Level: 1000

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Jocks.

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I love going to the #SAS19 hashtag and seeing pictures of all the fucking goobers that were there.

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Lest we forget

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Honestly, it’s whatever get me through the spring and summer.

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I’m in the process of moving and found this lost relic.

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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog

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In The Addams Family, the plant dies when sunlight touches it

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Damn, he right.

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I think we all know who made the best statement at the Met Gala.

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What if you combined Johnny Bravo and Joe Dirt? I gotchu fam.

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is this what its like to have kids?

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Up with hope, down with dope.

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Gonna make ya sweat.

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Use your head, Kevin.

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This is a real thing happening at the college in my town.

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Ah, Wish is just casually selling crackpipes now.

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Bulling

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My father-in-law couldn’t figure out how to share an article so he printed it out, scanned it and then emailed it to me.

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Camouflage yamaka...yes I live in the south.

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Beware! DirectTV job sales scammers have now changed their name to Grand Elite. Be on the lookout for these crooks.

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me_irl

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We saved her from walking about the doggy green mile, and she couldn't be more grateful. The pics are about a year apart.

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My mom just started using voice texting. It's not going well.

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Visiting dad in federal prison. What a great memory.

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Too bad he can't make punctuation great again.

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So who’s the grape doctor?

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Frank is all of us.

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Dr. Pepper makes beans now.

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Well, this seems like a totally sane thing to do to your car.

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The Baconator

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Get your own at TPUSA.clownpenis/fart

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Coming this fall to CMT.

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What is going on with those eye brows?

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This is them every afternoon when I come home from work.

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Gah, so random and nerdy.

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At least he died doing what he loved.

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I think this qualifies as trashy.

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*Stefan Voice* “This profile has everything.”

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It's an Albany expression.

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No bluetooth? No problem.

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Gatekeeping how to be a man.

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No need for all of this.

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The most important question.

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Not just anyone can be a true country boy.

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“I may have committed some “LIGHT” treason.”

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Be Pearless?

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a MAGIC marker!

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MRW my boss tells a joke that is not funny at all.

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and they say journalism is dying

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Well, that's that.

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Benny Button

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Finally got my PS5 and it was not what I was expecting.

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About a picture of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with drag queen.

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Buy!

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Oh my god! What are the odds?

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Just some of the cool dudes at the latest Toilet Paper USA Nazi recruitment convention.

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Steve Holt! Likes to beat his wife apparently.

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Holy cow, talk about doubling down.

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For some reason, Lenny's drawing on Homer's get well soon card makes me laugh so hard.

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*extremely long sigh*

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My dog’s favorite thing in the world to do is go for a ride in the car. This is her riding along just enjoying the breeze.

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All These Uhhhhs That I Have Done.

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Oh, fuck off Pizza Hut.

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When keeping it REAL goes wrong.

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Meme Madness

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This article on Roger Dunbarton is so great.

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*has sex once*

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Can relate.

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I love it when actors write their own IMDb biographies.

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Honestly, me too.

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It's probably not a good idea to advertise your restaurant on Facebook when you've had bad health department scores, but I like this guys optimism.

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No need for all of this.

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400 ft. nut shot

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I know this pic looks like it has unicorn spunk on it, but behind that it's Johnny Cash at my veterinarian's office in the early 80's.

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Jarrad Paul (Darren the Intern) posted this on his Instagram.

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hashtagging the word vegan, when the picture has nothing to do with being vegan.

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Grocery shopping in the early 90's.

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Where do I start with this dating profile?

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So I guess the lead singer of Third Eye Blind is old.

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My friend's grandma recently passed away and her Mom keeps sending her texts like this. It's like she's writing a Lars Von Trier movie.

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A passage from Don Jr’s new book that really truly seriously for real happened.

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You vil ride zee megabus!

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The Magic Stool Bus

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I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

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Presented without comment.

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You leave an impression alright.

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Alright Coke, I think you're going a little too far.

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OH BURN

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Totally totally for serious happened.

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Finally got a chance to pay my respects to Skydog and Berry.

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Really awesome idea that someone at The Big House had this weekend.

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From my visit to Rose Hill Cemetery. I also found the graves of Little Martha and In Memory of Elizabeth Reed.

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Fox News mishears and puts wrong Jay-Z lyrics up. Then, right wing Facebook finds it and acts accordingly.

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Family Portrait.

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Mom power.

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This speed limit sign in my apartment complex.

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Alright, calm down

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The life of an above average person sounds exhausting.

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I'll bet they have a very STABLE relationship.

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He's so nonchalant about it.

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If I was getting a prosthetic at least i could count on this place not mocking me.

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