This elementary school Super Bowl chart has a column for not my thing.

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I present to you: My daughter's halloween costume this year.

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An emergency lightsaber at my local comic store.

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Alton Brown at Bill's Yesterday

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M.U.S.C.L.E. Men

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My local gaming store offers complimentary personal products in the bathrooms.

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A moving truck with the roof torn off after ignoring a bridge clearance sign.

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We had to put our old man down today. I'm not posting this because I want any sympathy or anything. I just wanted to take a minute and say one last time what a very, very good boy he was.

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I found a metal hex key in my Taco Bell nachos.

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My new toothpaste is labeled Gluten Free.

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