MRW it's finally time to write the course evaluation for the bane of my existence this semester9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find out my scientific manuscript is finally accepted!!! Trolls I'm gonna be published!!!9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am finally ready to send forth the massive poop that's been brewing for hours...and I hear my SO shut the bathroom door9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my parents said they didn't make me their health care power of attorney 'because you're a scientist'10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I go shopping hungry, sucessfully buy only healthy stuff, then get home and realize what I've done10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I lost a little weight and my skinny jeans *technically* fit...HIF halfway through the day8yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I'm at a concert and a tall couple pushes in front of me and then begin farting profusely9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, my will to live is draining out my pee-hole. UTI got me like9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Happy first-ever International Women in Science day to all my fellow STEM trolls!8yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'll just buy two boxes of girl scout cookies, I said. I am an adult with self control, I said.8yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
[UPDATE] My friend just texted me she signed up for softball with the guy she's seeing and his SO, who doesn't know she's being cheated on.10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To anyone who says kale chips are a satisfying alternative to the real thing9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
6 years ago I nearly died in a bicycle accident. After being scared for a long time, MRW I finally bought a new bike yesterday!!10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I went to an Orange Theory class last night and loved it! Memberships are so expensive though - anyone have experiences to share!?8yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
ORW my friends and I found out about the impending Cumberbirth10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My dog ate poop and then threw it up on the carpet. MRW I stepped in it barefoot9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend tells me she's now dating a man in a 3+ year relationship and his SO doesn't know.10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my only ladyfriend and I 'break up', but my SO and his friend start brainstorming potential ladydates for me!10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I discover a building at work that has a single-stall bathroom and a stash of magazines11yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
DAE feel like the harder they try to lose weight the more weight they gain? I don't get it :(9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Me, last night, drunkenly trying to open a box of girl scout cookies9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Moved in with my SO ~5 months ago, things have been really rough since then...how do I know if we're still adjusting or if my relationship is doomed?9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I realize my sudden feelings of hostility toward everyone coincide with starting hormonal BC 5 days ago10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Feeling so sad for a lot of TrollX-ers on the front page today :(10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I don't get into grad school, text my boyfriend I am crying at work, and then he texts me 5 hours later to complain about the food on campus10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Have any of you Trolls tried stitchfix.com (styling service where they mail you clothes)? I'm interested but skeptical!9yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW my SO's ex, who he's still friends with, ruins last night with drunken screaming, crying and general drama-stirring-up10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I get a notification a cheater ex just 'liked' something I posted....on Google Plus...in 2011...?10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I eat half a berry pie in one sitting and am trying to justify it...10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I have to give a big presentation at work today, am in the midst of PhD applications, am flying across the country to meet my boyfriend's parents this weekend, and then today I come down with the flu11yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my fart smells so different from usual I momentarily think I'm not actually alone in my apartment (I am)10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I meet a guy who just returned from the World Cup, then brags about sexing Brazilian prostitutes while there. He's newly married.10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I couldn't find my brush this morning. Worked pretty well!10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF walking to school in AZ this 1st week of classes...I need a bike10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I ate an entire bag of jalapeno beef jerky and was mildly weirded out by myself. MRW I realize shark week starts tomorrow...10yr ⋅ Schmallory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
