Cops in the 70s: I can't believe I only just caught this on my fifth view run.2mo ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/brooklynninenine
Jordan Peele cast Daniel Kaluuya in Get Out because of his speech in the Black Mirror episode Fifteen Million Merits5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Asked my students to contribute songs for a class playlist. I had to stop and chuckle for three minutes.7mo ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Oh we’re posting vintage pics, huh? But were you ever in the newspaper for the love of gaming? (c. 1995)1yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/gaming
The sand fell away in my lake, so I swam down, looked up, and took a picture.5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/Minecraft
Google Classroom has 24 options for Sports themes, and only 8 for English & History. WTF?8mo ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/teaching
Unexpected Question: Aside from Bittenbinder and Jagger, what's your favorite Mulaney voice?6yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
...children who get bedtime stories and those who don't... -- Adam Swift [800 x 604]9yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/QuotesPorn
Please, Psyonix, give me some way to profit from all this useless crap.7yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/RocketLeague
I'm sorry, darling. I'm paranoid ever since that incident with the weather machine.5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/30ROCK
Soldier randomly holds hands with people in Afghanistan; hilarity ensues10yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/thatHappened
The Autumn Sale cover image is gorgeous. Is it available as a wallpaper, sans text?5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/Steam
This menu should appear before every game starts -- especially if there's an opening cinematic9yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/gaming
Do you get to the Sacellum of Boethiah very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.4yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/skyrim
Neighbors trade violent attacks through wifi names while patient third party pleads for calm10yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/thatHappened
At least they didn’t have to wait to see a doctor. I hear in Canada people have to wait a loooong time!5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
One of the greatest feelings ever in a FPS: Scaling a hill to get the drop on a new outpost11yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/gaming
It's 62 degrees in Wisconsin. In February. Meeting my wife for a drink, this is all I can hear right now.7yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/30ROCK
When publishers want me to describe my marketing plan, analyze competing titles, and provide names of potential reviewers with my book proposal7yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Any chance we could speed this up, Hircine? There's something I'd like to deal with.9yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/skyrim
I've started saying I wish! when clerks ask if I have a Best Buy / Office Depot / supermarket rewards card. Anyone else?6yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Valve doing it right. (Never mind the hints or mediocre quotes -- give me THIS kind of stuff on loading screens.)12yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/gaming
I couldn't find a wallpaper of C&H dancing to classical music at 78 rpm. So I made one.5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
Do not fail to avoid the lack of my name in a list of people who do not reject the refusal of your spam7yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Watching USS Callister again, when suddenly I realize.. the protagonist is a very sexy baby!5yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/30ROCK
As silly and insignificant as it is, this really is one of my favorite things about the game12yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/skyrim
Some of my creative writing students are members of the Ron Swanson school of creativity.12yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/PandR
If you really learn how to pay attention... -- David Foster Wallace [960x609]8yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/QuotesPorn
Can we get rid of this please? Because you play a lot of Rocket League, you must daily scroll past a dozen stupid Rocket League knockoffs.7yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/Steam
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. [1024x768]13yr ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/QuotesPorn
