I am officially ready for parenthood

2yr ⋅ ⋅

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An eggplant emoji sauce bottle

2yr ⋅

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This picture hangs in our stairway, where it greets us every day

3yr ⋅

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A gift from my wife 🙃

3yr ⋅

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But BRS was having a sale!

1yr ⋅

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From one of my favorite episodes of Futurama

3yr ⋅

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My favorite mug from one of my favorite episodes

3yr ⋅

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When you finally protect Natalya...

1yr ⋅

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Black and gray owl by Turan at Bang bang Tattoo, nyc

7yr ⋅

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