Cause if you can’t hail yourself how the HELL you gonna hail somebody else?5yr ⋅ SarcasmSlide ⋅ r/LPOTL
Won first place in my division at state orchid guild last month. Winners got Glamour Shots and mine just came in!5yr ⋅ SarcasmSlide ⋅ r/IndoorGarden
Young woman being pressured by her pornsick boyfriend to have anal sex even though it hurts. WE ARE NOT BLOWUP DOLLS.4yr ⋅ SarcasmSlide ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
The view from my living room armchair, where I enjoy a lazy cup of coffee every morning. They share the other chair.5yr ⋅ SarcasmSlide ⋅ r/houseplants
I assumed that putting a cactus in this corner would keep the cats out. I assumed wrong.7yr ⋅ SarcasmSlide ⋅ r/succulents
