Wow. Don't forget shit like this when we moon apes...

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Dude look

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Meanwhile, in walmart...

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Harry Muthafuckin Potter

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Probably my favorite Daniel Radcliffe quote

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Sims logic

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The banana-- the atheist's nightmare

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So this is my neighbors mantle piece display..

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JohnnyDankseeds's Vanguard tweet 🚀💎🚀💎🚀

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In Louisiana visiting my ultra religious/conservative grandparents...this was on their fridge

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Not much just hosting a game show

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Every. Damn. Time.

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Perspective.

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How I think I look while driving..

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Because you'll never know when you might need to spontaneously dust furniture on campus

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I wish I was obese just so I could own this t shirt.

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Oh Alcohol...

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Halloween....'MURICA

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After relentlessly searching the internet for the perfect xmas gift for my siblings...I have made a decision. The bonus is what sold me.

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This is Chubbs, my valentine

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I've been staring at my computer for the last 20 minutes, stumped..

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And the award for most awkward Christmas decor goes to....

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So my new boyfriend's mom got me a Christmas present....I was expecting the usual shitty body wash WHEN SUDDENLY

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Challenge, accepted.

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So I was stoned in Walmart today looking for eye drops.. The employee who stocked this section obviously knows his customer base.

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I love coffee shop chalkboards.

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I wish this could be on our stamps..

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someday...

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Still a better love story than twilight.

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