Wow. Don't forget shit like this when we moon apes...

1yr ⋅ ⋅

Dude look

10yr ⋅

⋅

Meanwhile, in walmart...

10yr ⋅

⋅

Harry Muthafuckin Potter

10yr ⋅

⋅

Probably my favorite Daniel Radcliffe quote

10yr ⋅

⋅

Sims logic

10yr ⋅

⋅

The banana-- the atheist's nightmare

8yr ⋅

⋅

So this is my neighbors mantle piece display..

7yr ⋅

⋅

JohnnyDankseeds's Vanguard tweet 🚀💎🚀💎🚀

1yr ⋅

⋅

In Louisiana visiting my ultra religious/conservative grandparents...this was on their fridge

9yr ⋅

⋅

Not much just hosting a game show

10yr ⋅

⋅

Every. Damn. Time.

10yr ⋅

⋅

Perspective.

10yr ⋅

⋅

How I think I look while driving..

9yr ⋅

⋅

Because you'll never know when you might need to spontaneously dust furniture on campus

9yr ⋅

⋅

I wish I was obese just so I could own this t shirt.

10yr ⋅

⋅

Oh Alcohol...

8yr ⋅

⋅

Halloween....'MURICA

10yr ⋅

⋅

After relentlessly searching the internet for the perfect xmas gift for my siblings...I have made a decision. The bonus is what sold me.

10yr ⋅

⋅

This is Chubbs, my valentine

10yr ⋅

⋅

I've been staring at my computer for the last 20 minutes, stumped..

10yr ⋅

⋅

And the award for most awkward Christmas decor goes to....

10yr ⋅

⋅

So my new boyfriend's mom got me a Christmas present....I was expecting the usual shitty body wash WHEN SUDDENLY

10yr ⋅

⋅

Challenge, accepted.

10yr ⋅

⋅

So I was stoned in Walmart today looking for eye drops.. The employee who stocked this section obviously knows his customer base.

10yr ⋅

⋅

I love coffee shop chalkboards.

8yr ⋅

⋅

I wish this could be on our stamps..

10yr ⋅

⋅

someday...

10yr ⋅

⋅

Still a better love story than twilight.

10yr ⋅

⋅