House Of The Dragon producers too dumb to realise ... you can just rent fucking castles, mate. England is full of the fuckers. No wonder it takes them twice as long to make seasons as D&D needed.8mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Most desperately coping Game Of Thrones fan that ever was, or will be.4mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
No good deed goes unpunished, and this one simple change to Laenor's fate upends the legitimacy of the Targaryen heirs, across the implied continuity of both shows.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/HouseOfTheDragon
People who are directing hate at the BMW twitter account HAVE NO PLACE IN THE FAN COMMUNITY!1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
15 months of nothing but partisan politics begins ... now.8mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Media completely suppressing this story! When Bert Kreischer found out his comedian friend was half Peruvian and does some shows in Spanish, he attacked him and broke his arm. He was heard screaming We speak English in America, ya beaner and Build the wall! at the departing ambulance.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/yourmomshousepodcast
Best case I can make for this being good news: GRRM is passively extending the lifespan of Book Stannis.11mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
We are making big rules changes soon, due to announcement of the completion of 'The Winds Of Winter' by George R. R. Martin.1mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
If you got dicked-down hard by G.R.R.M, at a World Con in the 1970s, the good news is it means you were no mundane bitch.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
George R.R. Martins pitch for adapting Feast and Dance into 4 seasons of the show.2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
How will the casual viewer react to ‘Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon'?1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Tom Segura almost died of an overdose when he drank GHB out of a bottle. He blacked out and doctors told him he only survived because he was almost as fat as Bert Kreischer. Tom does not remember who gave it to him. Today a clue has surfaced.4yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/JoeRogan
In spite of false rumors to the contrary, Sansa Bolton and her husband were very close. Before his disappearance, they ran a sanctuary for starving dogs together.4yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
GRRM almost directly said that writing novels is a thing he does in his spare time and implied T.V. production is his priority.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
GRRM Has “Given Up” Predicting When He’ll Finish Books. This Is Implicitly Confirming BryndenBFish Was His Reddit Account All Along.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
George R.R. Martin and his sister Amanda, 1972, location unknown. Taken from his website. Strong friendships between brothers and sisters is a recurring theme in A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE. “Themes are for eighth-grade book reports” - direct quote from David Benioff (PBUH) in 2013.5mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
They keep it in the family. Semen. That's what I was referring to them when I mentioned them keeping it in the family.2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Amber Heard preparing to react proportionately to being the victim of abusive bell-ringing.2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
There's a new twitter account tweeting this in twitter threads dozens of times a day.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
A confident, hale, hearty, and relaxed GRRM, during the interview where he revealed he has at least another third to write to finished Dance sequel, after 11 years.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Totally credible that young Daenerys would get the hots for him and viewers would buy it.5yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Can you see Breaking Bad on this list? Yeah. Didn't think so.7mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
The White Walker pattern actually represents all of our theories going down the drain.5yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
The most ruinous ruined ruination ever: Fucking Dumb & Dumber put the Grimace Shake meme into 'Game Of Thrones' in 2014.10mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
MRW people criticised the looks of the actors cast to play the inhumanly beautiful Targaryens in 'House of the Dragon.'1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
So, based on 'The Expendables,' and 'The Expendables 2,' 'The Expendables 3,' and upcoming 'The Expendables 4,' we ALL know that 60 to 70 year old men make the best soldiers, and cannot die. Benioff & Weiss did not study the relevant source material.2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
A woman reads some or all of the 'A Song Of Ice & Fire' books (Game Of Thrones). However, she does not identify herself with the plight of Lady Sansa of House Stark. Everyone is concerned, including the Son of God, Jesus of Nazareth, who returns to Earth prematurely to question her.2mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Sure, you are a righteous father if you name your child 'Daenerys' and you've set them up for success. They'll grow to serve on the board of directors or in the Whitehouse in 2048, alongside Thanos, Sauron, Darkseid, Maleficent and Cruella De Vil.2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
George R.R. Martins blog of April 14th 2023 subverts the readers expectations, by burying a very bittersweet admission about his novels and nuanced priorities.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Emmy Winners. Upvote this, so that House Of The Dragon fans see this when they google Emmy Winners.10mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Remember, these people are serious when they say that Game of Thrones should have been anime.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Haters have to rewrite history so it's not just them. Thrones was most streamed show in the pandemic. Hot D got Season 7 viewers on it's FIRST episode.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
You moderate ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com? Wow! That's like 54,633 nuanced users, hee hee, I guess? Come sit on the sofa, and tell me all about it.6mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
In case you wanted an update on what the (presumably former) moderator of Freefolk known as DunkCity239 a.k.a MarthaWaters is doing now.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
“The Pentagon doesn't need to worry. I am delaying the books and therefore CleganeBowl, so you will have lots of time to prepare for the ensuing uprisings.”2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
When an 'empowering' female character is revealed to be a tyrant.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Bobby Lee is status obsessed. Was reminded of that in the new Bill Burr episode2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/TigerBelly
Users locked out of subreddits for ten days, just to find out who owns this website.11mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
/r/Freefolk mob standing up for producers in 2022. What a thing to behold! The same hypocritical scumbags called in terrorist threats agains the producers before Comic Con 2019.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
This breed is especially notorious for lacking empathy for the grieving Bryant family.4yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/yourmomshousepodcast
J.R.R. Tolkien - a grimdark fantasty author who sullies everything with sexual violence.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
V.P. Mike Pence refusing to overturn U.S. election results before calling in the National Guard to D.C. Now he just need to pledge allegiance to the Queen.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Sheep say Henry Cavill should be Aegon the Conqueror. One dude posted Alexander Skarsgard would be perfect, got 1000s of upvotes. But I think Aegon the Conqueror should be Aegon the Conqueror.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW Footage of MisterLoliz being arrested for killing ouRdrama.2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/Drama
George R.R. Martin (you have heard of him right?) says this to literally everybody he meets now.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
“Wielded a sword against Robert's hammer. SAD! Another guy who believed he was The Prince Who Was Promised. Many such cases.”2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Fathers, lock up your sons and daughters - IT'S VAUSH POSTING TIME. Picture unrelated.8mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
It's not easy being Green on /r/Television. I demand trial by combat!1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Err, that's not really the same problem, but this post is perfect for anyone who wants to sow chaos in the online debates about the new shows.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Maximise your reddit karma: This is how you crop an Emilia Clarke picture before you post it to the main Freefolk subreddit.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
One of the guys behind this pen name (for authors of The Expanse) worked for George R.R. Martin. He needs to re-read ADWD. Sunset found her squatting in the grass ...1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
As we approach Easter Sunday, let us reflect on what the Gospel could be, if the Freefolk campaign to remake the ending were applied to 'The Passion of The Christ.'3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
How will the casual viewer react to ‘Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon'?1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
The canon Fire & Blood character, Kermit, said 'It's not easy being green.' One of the factions in The Dance of the Dragons is really unlikely to get a nuanced treatment in the media.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
As far as I'm concerned, And in their hands, the daggers. was a satisfying conclusion.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Dealing with his wife outbursts on Twitter, and running defense on reddit, is rapidly aging Elio Garcia Junior. With his wife Linda Antonsson, they wrote 'The Rise Of The Dragon', and run the Westeros.org fan site.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
In 2016, r/ASOIAF posted this. It was their 'simplified spoiler tag system.' It's real.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Empire Magazine cover for 'House Of The Dragon' makes soy face dragons official.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
“Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”5yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
The top two posts on /r/ASOIAF right now represent the subreddit perfectly.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
It is considered unseemly to say you were proven right, even after all these years. Best not to raise your voice. SO I MADE A FUCK OFF, IN YER FACE, 'CALLED IT', PICTURE INSTEAD.5yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/cleganebowl
Re-enactment of the moment Will from the Nights Watch is apprehended by Stark men, while screaming about the White Walkers (2023, color).1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
“Hearing the actors playing Targaryens in @HouseofDragon say that Targaryens are mad concerns me. I swear to god, if I hear a single coin flip reference I’m just not watching it.”1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
The FreeFlok and fact-checking: Source? Do you have a source on that? I need a peer reviewed source, or even better, a link to George R.R. Martin's own website.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Democrissy is govt. of dee peepel, forty peepel, buy da peepel. But dee peepel are lackwits, so vee cut say da democrissy is govt. of dee lackwits, forty lackwits, buy da lackwits.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
On April 28 2019, HBO went black for BLM for 82 minutes, rather than jumping on the bandwagon too late like the other companies are doing now.4yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Freeflok bleat their belief that GRRM can write real good, slow, but good, but in any event, he doesn't understand his books or the show he produced with Benioff and Weiss.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Amazon's 'Invincible' show subverts the superhero mythos by drawing them like they pissed themselves.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/televisioncirclejerk
This weekend, George R.R. Martin, the author of the Thrones novels, revealed that he and his wife, Parris, are getting a divorce. Prior to this, he was not able to reveal to fans that his fight to save his marriage delayed his next novel.1mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Ultra-Aryan subreddit commits MACRO-aggression relating to black women’s hair. 1mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Magic is better off the page, according to GRRM. Me & my sisters casting spells in 'The Wheel of Time.'2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Show Gendry, if he inherited his mothers Lannister hair color (2012, colorized).1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Remember him shouting at a rock? Simpler times. Sigh. It's hard to forget about your first and only love. Even after seven rock hard years.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
“If it pleases Your Grace, I have created a spam karma bot farm that will never be surpassed. It can repel any enemy. It will receive scores of upvotes on its posts, and downvote any who besmirch it. It is sworn to always carry out The Queens bidding.”3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Y’all can chill. I purchased one of these for the ASOIAFCirclejerk subreddit.2mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
This one simple change to Laenor's fate upends the legitimacy of the Targaryen heirs, across the implied continuity of both shows. Reposting for logistical reasons, beyond the scope of the 300 characters allowed in a reddit post. In essence it is because of use of the image automoderator responses.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
The news wires have been lit up. George R.R. Martin - The Winds Of Winter - big news is imminent.5mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Impersonators of heavy metal singers are harassing Mexican film directors. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Reminder: SubredditDrama is not your personal army. Read the rules before posting here.3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/Drama
Tom Segura almost died of an overdose when he drank GHB out of a bottle. He blacked out and doctors told him he only survived because he was almost as fat as Bert Kreischer. Tom does not remember who gave it to him. Today a clue has surfaced.4yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/yourmomshousepodcast
.. while the wildlings who bent the knee, sort of forgot that the MTV awards are voted on by the public on the website. They didn't light the biggest fire the north has ever seen in order to brigade it.5yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
I thought there ASOIAF/Freefolk were the most melodramatic and toxic fanbase in the world. I was wrong. They are the joint most melodramatic and toxic fanbase in the world. Tweet is real.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
GRRM wanted ambiguous cat name... called the cat Ambi. Hold the door please! ➡ Hodor. Queen of 'Fire & Blood' dynasty burns city folk. 'Interview With A Vampire' ➡ 'Fevre Dream.' Named the western continent Westeros. Dragon ➡ Drogon. Is he literal-minded as fuck?7mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Will they make the joke? The one joke. You know the joke I am talking about, right? That one.11mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
George R.R. Martin - after taking 5 years to follow up 'A Storm of Swords' (2000), then splitting the new book, then deferring the climactic battle chapters for 'The Winds of Winter' (not finished as of July 2021).3yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/oldfreefolk
Salute the greatest of the children of Aerys II: King Viserys III Targaryen. The beggar king, son of the mad king. The smallfolk got Robert, Joffrey, Tommen, Cersei, and Daenerys 'The Incinerator.' They should beg for their beggar king.5mo ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Reminder: if you are an A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE fan, instead of a WILD CARDS fan, well, it sucks to be you. Sorry brah!1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
A reminder of why this is a leal sub. Supporting the Green New Deal since 2021.1yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
Warner's 'House of the Dragon' has black Valyrians. Now Amazons 'Rings of Power' has black Elves. Reactionary fantasy fans, start your engines, let's have a race race to the bottom!2yr ⋅ SandorClegane_AMA ⋅ r/asoiafcirclejerk
