From a group about rough nights with toddlers... exorcisms to cast out the babies demons

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Oh man, the barista was probably terrified when you ripped the sign down! You showed them!

3yr ⋅

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After a decade of heroin and meth use it’s finally my turn to celebrate 1 year clean!!!

3yr ⋅

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Is it wedding shaming if the groom doesn’t even know they’re dating?

3yr ⋅

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“I AM NOT MARRYING HIM FOR THE BENEFITS” 🤡

3yr ⋅

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Oh yea this happens to me all the time! So embarrassing!

3yr ⋅

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“Can’t mask, too pretty”

3yr ⋅

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“I find myself educating the locals...”

3yr ⋅

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Some great baby name ideas!

2yr ⋅

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Wow, it’s never enough for some people! What kind of psycho even thinks this is acceptable?!

3yr ⋅

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I know it’s not Craigslist but come on... you know that poor Goodwill employee was clueless

3yr ⋅

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Sounds like it’ll be a healthy marriage!

3yr ⋅

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No worries, just a bit of cum...

4yr ⋅

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Damn... that was pretty sudden

3yr ⋅

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Quite the announcement, love when ppl choose to out their own drama

2yr ⋅

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Permanent Nike swoosh! Yikes 😬 (reposting so the pic shows)

3yr ⋅

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“...And I don’t look ugly. SMH”

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Suspiciously Specific

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Police Dependa gets married to hubby in his uniform w/ cuffs, gun etc. He’s been a cop for 3 whole months!

3yr ⋅

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Sounds like a great idea to save a few cents! May save even more when the twin and his new bride don’t come to your wedding!

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Hungry asshole

4yr ⋅

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Shitposter Rides

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Self Righteous Bride of the Year Award goes to.....

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Amazingly Gendered

4yr ⋅

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Excuse me?! Like are they gonna be the babysitter or? I’m speechless 🤦🏼‍♀️

3yr ⋅

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Wow so amazing, she is basically your parrot...

4yr ⋅

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Posted in an uplifting & supporting women group. NLOG w/ a hint of r/Iamverysmart in the comment...

3yr ⋅

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K

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Is this cute? I’m not shy with swearing but what the fuck were they thinking?!

4yr ⋅

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He does not give 1 fuck

4yr ⋅

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More of a DiWHY Not... looks pretty cozy

3yr ⋅

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I need some help figuring out wtf this means!?

3yr ⋅

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Ok, I’m sold!

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Why tho?

5yr ⋅

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Pretty much how I would imagine a Bud Light themed wedding...

3yr ⋅

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Why?! There’s not excuse for fondant when it’s not even pretty!

3yr ⋅

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Well they’re still young but it would def be good to be literate at some point...

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“Yasss Queen!” -Some Psycho

4yr ⋅

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What’s worse; the tan or fake muscles?

5yr ⋅

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For real tho, this is not normal! You’re just nasty!

3yr ⋅

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Those fearless pocket knifers

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I feel like 1 & 3 “contradict” each other

3yr ⋅

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Oh no, cop dependa must’ve gone to a pro ACAB/BLM shop for this travesty!

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Looking to “flatter her splatter cannon”

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The last line explains it all...

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Horrible attempt at humble bragging...

5yr ⋅

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Uhhh, just trying to get a headcount

3yr ⋅

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Make sure to bring extra money so she can guilt you into buying her shitty oil!

4yr ⋅

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Well, those certainly are all words...

3yr ⋅

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WE LIVE IN THE IMAGINE AND LIKENESS OF GOD ALMIGHTY!!!

3yr ⋅

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Wow they should absolutely not own a dog. Like get her a stuffed dog if your requirements are so insane!

3yr ⋅

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Yikes, everybody involved here is obviously stroking out... No sane, decent tattoo artist would commit this type of atrocity!

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I’m so appalled, please suffer with me...

3yr ⋅

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This shit has become necessary...

4yr ⋅

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It’s even funnier/sadder when you realize that’s permanently tattooed on a real person

4yr ⋅

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Man they aren’t even trying to make these believable anymore!

3yr ⋅

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Oof, wish I could see pics of the venue with these all set up.

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The bitmoji dude looks like this might be his kink ;)

3yr ⋅

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This just seems blasphemous...

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Ok so I’m just trying to figure out where the chlamydia came from and why THAT is not the issue here... so much to un pack

3yr ⋅

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This guy definitely gets his news from memes...

3yr ⋅

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Nice guy stalker gets called out...

3yr ⋅

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Keeping Halloween spicy on a budget!

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“He still had his foreskin to”

4yr ⋅

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Selling tickets to attend your wedding?!?

3yr ⋅

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Hunbot Bride trying to go undercover in a wedding group... very sneaky no one suspected a thing

3yr ⋅

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A lot to unpack here

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Yikes, she thought 24k in debt was bad... just 3ish years later and look how far she’s fallen...

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“We are not the United States anymore we are a soup bowl full of terrorists and haters”

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Guns or Glitter

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Do u think this dude fucks?

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Damn, idk how he has persevered!!

3yr ⋅

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Horrible picture but I think we all can tell what this creep decided to wrap his car with...

3yr ⋅

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Honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean but OOP is definitely NLOG!

3yr ⋅

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“Perfect for kids birthday parties and bar mitzvahs”

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I mean it’ll definitely be healthier to not drink that much soda but I don’t think Coke officially fired the fake polar bear for being white...

3yr ⋅

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This just sounds like a vivid dream you’re trying to pass off as some “brave” act but ok...

3yr ⋅

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How many times do we need to say this?! NO BLACKFACE!!!

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That’s it folks, she ended racism!

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Punishing her child by breaking something she (presumably) paid for...

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