My main strategy for this game has become to just dress really impressively, learn how to read and speak well, and jus bullshit my way through dialog and avoid combat as much as possible.4mo ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/kingdomcome
I already own the Garrus body pillow, and I don't want to be that chick who collects body pillows... But I think I need this one too2yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/masseffect
I'm convinced all Volus look like Danny DeVito under their suits.3yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/masseffect
Took Kaiden shopping on the Citadel, because next mission he's gonna splode. I bought him a Cipher Tool V2yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/masseffect
Even 241 hours later, I still 100% agree with my initial Steam review2mo ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/DragonsDogma
The Roads are Safer than the Brush. Still, we must be wary.5mo ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/DragonsDogma
pic I found in the internet, but why is this behemoth of a snake, the green anaconda, so freaking cute?1yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/snakes
I can't be the only one wo wished they did a Shrek arc, right? (I'm actually somewhat serious)5mo ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/OnceUponATime
Is it just ne, or is this Scientifically Accurate T-rex kind of really cute? Like, it'd probably be a bad idea, but I'd try to pet her on her gigantic snout lol2yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/Paleontology
My signature dish. Ground beef, stove top stuffing, diced potatoes, and various cheeses mixed and melted together into a paste. What should I name it?2yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/cursedfood
It came in the mail, Is it weird that I feel weird about getting near it?3yr ⋅ sammy-corpse-noodles ⋅ r/masseffect
