I spent far too long orchestrating the perfect egg hatch notification, but I’m very happy with the result 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pokemongo
Boiled an egg this morning and I think something went horribly wrong4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Norman Rockwell's Girl with a Black Eye recreated at home during lockdown - it's makeup, don't worry4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pics
Found in a group called “Stairs Designed by People who aren’t afraid to Die” but I still quite like how simple and cheap a solution it is.2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/redneckengineering
My hands get sweaty just thinking about that fifth great curveball so I made a meme to share how I feel1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pokemongo
Why, in this position are the commentators saying Magnus has won? Like it was a foregone conclusion. I want to understand.8mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/chessbeginners
DYK in the U.K. they have two faucets for hot and cold? That is until one of our majestic sub members gets involved3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/redneckengineering
Made a ridiculous blunder but my opponent (black) didn’t spot it. Phew1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/chessbeginners
My daughter insists that flattening the sauce cup in McDonald’s is the correct way. I think she’s barbaric10mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
My 10 year old wanted to go to his Halloween party as a Party Goer. Never heard of it before. How’d we do?1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/backrooms
This sort of comment is the epitome of mildly infuriating for me. Someone does something remarkable yet there’s always a nobody to tell them they’re wasting their time1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Reddit got rid of awards and are now trying to sell me a different colour upvote button for $502mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/facepalm
We're on holiday in Spain and just sent the owners of our apartment this8yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pokemongo
Who do you think will be the first cast member of Euphoria to win an Oscar?1mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/euphoria
Bought my daughter some coins so she could get raid passes. Checked her account today and omg that hat1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pokemonmemes
Question for lurking Americans, what’s the big deal about biscuits and gravy?2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
I made an accidentally good move and this player (rated 800) got really salty. I’m glad they quit too because it put me off my game.1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/chessbeginners
Top tier trolling from Greta Thunberg as she celebrates her 18th birthday3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Went on a deep dive last night and found an old school report. Might make it my LinkedIn header photo3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
Do the U.K. police find their social media presences a bit cringeworthy?2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/policeuk
This statement reminds me of my boomer friends’ refusal to even try. Word for word I’ve heard it before and it’s infuriating.4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/Bitcoin
$Billions wiped out in over leveraged longs. Play with CFDs without a stop loss and get rekt. If you believe in BTC you buy, not bet.2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/Bitcoin
What a lovely surprise! I think I’ll save this for a 3x XP community day1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pokemongo
Sports Direct iconic mug is currently £1 and comes with a pack of wildflower seeds - in support of the Bumblebee Foundation.2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
Giving Netflix more dosh to get more uplifting content like... *checks notes* ah, a Jimmy Saville documentary2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
Fellow Redditors, give me the strength to finish the final hurdle of my August challenge sweat 🥵2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/AppleWatch
My family stopped by a gym yesterday that had a couple of shinies in. We maxed it out with our own for a shiny green army 💚✨2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pokemongo
I feel like us laserheads could knock this up fairly quickly in acrylic2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/lasercutting
Don’t know who needs to hear this but LEGO and IKEA have partnered to create a 201 piece set and special boxes.2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/lego
Is it okay to dad-brag here? Bought a new CNC router. Got home after work to find my 10yo building it. Years of LEGO sets finally starting to pay off11mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/daddit
I literally said out loud “uh, that is mildly infuriating.” Then I knew what I had to do.3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
US Customs & Border Protection team proudly showing their seizure of mushrooms, marijuana and four ecstasy pills from two US citizens returning from Canada2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/facepalm
We should come up with a name for weldy boi and petition it to Elon4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/SpaceXLounge
Good evening to my fellow casual U.K. forty year olds who used to enjoy watching this guy on the weekends1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
8 million year old fossil of a giant turtle carapace: Stupendemys Geographicus4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/ThatsInsane
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER DELIVERS on offer of Dogecoin. This is the best 4 seconds of my life.11yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/dogecoin
School in London is today planning on releasing hundreds of balloons to *checks notes*... erm, raise awareness on mental illness. Hashtag harmony for some reason.3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
Did this make anyone else feel unnecessarily old? Where are my OG PC users?3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
I thought this was a great move but computer said it was a total blunder(!!). It worked and I took his queen. Could white have protected the Q somehow?1yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/chessbeginners
My mate, who’s not on Reddit just shared this Hermes delivery attempt email with me2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
Unusual patterns in sandstone, on the beach at Cheswick Sands, Northumberland. WITR?2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/whatsthisrock
Imagine possessing a power beyond something science can explain and using said power to sell bent forks on FB marketplace2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/facepalm
Went to a Korean BBQ restaurant yesterday in Edinburgh and enjoyed the experience and taste so much I thought I’d post it here7mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/UK_Food
One of the greatest actors on TV at the moment: Julia Garner currently starring as Ruth Langmore in Netflix hit show Ozark2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/funny
“Take these seeds so sunflowers grow when you die here” - Ukranian woman confronting an armed Russian soldier2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/Damnthatsinteresting
Is this worth being pleased about or is it easily achievable? My Rapid ELO is ~1000.10mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/chessbeginners
Why is taking the rook with the Queen better for black? You end up losing the Queen. Rating: 16579mo ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/chessbeginners
I got remote gamepads for Christmas. Can anyone recommend some really cool games on Apple TV? Crossy Road is getting kinda dull2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/appletv
Low quality astro meme. Only sub I'm a member of that would accept my effort3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/SpaceXMasterrace
Please share before Repulicunts start using Z to virtue signal they’re despicable humans too2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s my birthday! My friends know me well. Very pleased with these pair of comfy Bitcoin socks5yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/Bitcoin
Mosquito Coast 100% getting the baton passed to them from For All Mankind. (And holy cow this show is INCREDIBLE.)3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/appletv
Reported a vile post in r/holup showing an infant’s genitalia in a crude manner. Reddit mods thought that was fine.2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/awfuleverything
We just finished building a gigantic infinity icosahedron and filled it with trash to remind people to recycle properly4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/Edinburgh
Just cooked two slices of LIDL garlic bread in the oven and you can see a hand print on each2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My proudest achievement this year is a Babybel wax ball I’ve built from my kid’s lunches since Aug3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/pics
I don’t know who needs to see this but Lidl have got GOLD edition Ritter Sports in stock and they’re giant size2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/CasualUK
Found this neat Kodachrome slide of my Mother in Law on holiday in Mallorca in the 1970s3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My two had a go at Rocky. They’ve not seen any examples and drew from memory2yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/ProjectHailMary
There's a group dedicated to the study of the little plastic clips that keep bread bags sealed - They're called Occlupanids4yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/funny
25 years ago today a man entered Dunblane Primary school in Scotland and shot and killed 17 innocent people3yr ⋅ samcornwell ⋅ r/awfuleverything
