Birthday Milestone

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Passive aggressive coffee shop signs

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Buzzfeed

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Having a kid with allergies

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Stripping to pay rent

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Everything in moderation

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My dad got a Facebook without telling me

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You can really wreck things

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I had a great time there in high school.

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And I'd buy as many as it takes to turn Swan Lake into a sport

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No wifi. Talk to each other like the old days.

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Can you get pregnant from fist bumps?

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Dial it down

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Best case scenario? Maybe there's a stripper dressed like a nurse.

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So I won that argument

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Homophobic Dad

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Seriously, try it.

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Hating Sequels

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*record scratch* You’re probably wondering how I got here

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One guy walked out before I finished

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I am an edgy comic now.

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Always be prepared.

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Preserving my heritage

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Running into people from high school

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Pretty sure he tried to reach through the phone to murder me.

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Caught stealing

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Brush the police

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How Do You Sleep At Night?

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Gay marriage ruling

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You're taunting him

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I want to be a doctor so badly

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Pet rock

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All lady ghostbusters (pretend it's a month ago)

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Heard they were great at Bonaroo. On the rise for sure.

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Nobody likes your running stats on FB

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I'm just trying to be cautious.

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No I'm not gonna cry this time, Skyler.

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And on my first day in NYC.

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Chinese nail salon

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Divorce

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But I won't tell you how to raise your kids.

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Arresting a mime

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Sex Doll Companion

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We need more evil idiots in movies.

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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He couldn't let me in but he did agree

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The prison diet

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The best part of being an adult is not caring.

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Memory Loss

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What is your deal?! (Rewrite)

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Indiana

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Prom night

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Pray for me

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I’m a comedian from Colbert and Comedy Central who’s doing a cheap show at Mr Goodbar this Thursday

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Don't you know who my father is?!

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Senile grandma

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Marijuana Cut-off

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Always more satisfying than watching the DVD

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Rachel Dolezal

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Which one of you is the dude?

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21st birthday

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Buying Pets vs. Adopting

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It's not you--it's me

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Cars 4 Kids

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I wrote a joke about the marriage ruling

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Couch Potato

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I'm the worst at interviews

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Catfish

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Nathan Anderson Please Come Back (Part III)

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Mom, nobody is the killer. That's not how this works.

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American Car Mottos

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Glasses are cool now.

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All parks are theme parks

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Drinking in College

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No-nonsense Parenting

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Too Literal

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Lawyer named Cletus

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You know josh!?

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Facebook is so over.

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Free Comedy show in the LES tonight with comics from Conan, Colbert, Comedy Central

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Catholic School Sex Ed

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Gay Marriage Movement

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I'm an NEPA native and Mike Recine (Conan & MTV) and I (Collegehumor) are performing standup comedy Oct 9th in Dunmore

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