He thinks he's a boss just because he has three phases.

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Being a part of the trade business can have a big affect on your demeanor.

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Fast is fine, but accurate is finer.

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Sorry sir, there's no Wild Pyromancers allowed at this party.

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Undying Loyalty can be inspiring. Even if it comes from an unexpected place.

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Seeing a crime happen can be a crime in itself to certain people.

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Nobody expected him to win. Nobody except for the ones who made him win.

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He'll come for his master and he'll wait for him too. No matter how long that is.

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A steeled heart is never broken when backed up by firm belief.

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What can I say, we love to root for him. And it's not just for his looks.

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Okay I can accept the Marsuul Cubs intruding on our studies, but this is getting ridiculous.

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Trust me, it's not just a flesh wound.

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No Judge. No Jury. Not even an Exectioner. Just you and the cold dark confines of a Void Sphere.

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The premier guide for reforestation.

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We use Turn Undead so we don't Turn Undead.

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Fast is fine, accurate is finer, but consistent accuracy is finest.

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Don't mind him, he's just here to carry the Razorfen Rockstar's things.

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You can never be too well armored.

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The last thing to go through the demon's mind was an excruciating burst of light.

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Time to test your metal.. I mean mettle. Both. Both is good.

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She's partially a ball of burning gas so of course you don't pull her finger.

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Come at me, mon! I'll give as good as I take!

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Pfft. Muscle Milk? I'll show you a drink so healthy it made the bottle into a muscle.

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Rid your mind of these unclean thoughts, for today you will be truly blessed.

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To Stormwind we go! I'm sure nothing bad like a Demonic invasion has happened since we left.

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Blood Sacrifices tend to be on the fishier side of unholy appeasements.

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He's always wanted to be a big time Voidsinger but he figured chanting was all he was good for.

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He heals passively and defends with a BIG shield.

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Another one for the Void!

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I bet nobody expected this card to be printed.

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He'll pay good lettuce for a good lattice.

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Ironically, his favorite music style is polka.

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Druid Spell - Talonstrike

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There's more than one reason to not bleed in the water at Sharptooth Shoals.

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We prefer the term plus-sized infantry thank you very much.

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*whistle* Here, Lightning! I got a nice cozy bottle for ya!

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It seems your hand isn't pure enough. Don't worry, he can help you with that.

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I solemnly swear to not go face ~ said no Hunter ever.

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Who am I? I think you should ask yourself that question.

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If first impressions are everything, then why not make it something to remember?

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Always there when you most need him. Except when he sees a squirrel, of course.

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This card has already made its appearance here, but I thought it was fitting so I let it slide.

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I'm sure you have a story. You can tell it to the bars.

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This is a reference to something. I just can't put my finger on it.

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His Blood type is O negative, but he has no preference to what bleeds.

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And though he stood alone, he roared with the might of an army.

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We are but playthings of the gods and it seems one found a new toy.

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If this doesn't work we could always break out the sticky icky.

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You are who you choose to be and it chooses to be your end.

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The only card that costs 150 gold to use.

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In case of home invasion or zombie outbreak cast this on your current location.

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I fixed Dr. Boom's Scheme. Now more thematic and useful.

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Leave who you were behind. You serve a greater purpose now.

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Aaaand... there! That, students, is how you make something a corpse.

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He did promise his loved ones he'd make it home in one piece. Minus his soul, of course.

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For when you need to cancel that upcoming marriage.

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We had a collar to put on him but he kept scratching it off.

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I pound metal into submission with this all the time. What makes you think your skull stands a chance?

3yr ⋅

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In battle, it's not a question of guilty or not guilty.

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Paladin/Priest Spell: Blessing of Purity

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He's hungry for souls and says they're GRRRREAT!... in a bowl with milk.

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Better to be beneath a god's notice than beneath a god's heel.

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Not the protector his home forest wanted, just the one they needed.

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What ails me? Imps. Imps have provided my ailment.

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This had so much dark text I considered calling him Keyword Knight.

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Turns out having a degree in architecture and having a green thumb go well together.

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For the first time in his life, Garrosh felt warm and fuzzy inside.

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Always has a spare shield on him for those embarrassing moments.

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Refract the refraction and you'll start seeing/seeing double/double.

4yr ⋅

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His ancestry is his greatest pride as well as his greatest responsibility.

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Ah good, I've been looking for a royal toilet cleaner for some time now.

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He thinks he's a boss just because he has three phases.

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The priest was expecting a lot of things on his birthday. A hostile military takeover wasn't one of them.

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To anyone named Evil: GET OUT and don't come back!

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The blade flew to my hands with a golden gleam around its edge. I had finally attuned to it.

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Just think of it as the deepest tissue massage you'll ever have.

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Taking the term Good Boy and going above and beyond with it.

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Couples Combat is scheduled for next Tuesday. Right after the counseling.

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My Business and my Suit - Both are Booming.

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On the fourth day of the fourth month of the fourth year after today, I will be here.

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Don't worry, this will get checked and balanced by the Executive and Legislative versions of this.

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Making a decision between reinforcements and treeinforcements is always such a hassle.

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Well either the reactor broke or your wife is throwing a tantrum.

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In her profession, it is always pertinent to keep looking east.

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Not this time, but please, feel free to try again.

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The only way to appreciate your allies is to know what it's like to be without them.

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You wear the tree now so the tree can wear you later.

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Druid Spell - Thorn Barrage

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It's easy for People to Speak of Justice. They Seldom feel it's Terrible Power.

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Being a Goddess can be tough so this one moonlights as a Huntress.

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Useful for getting rid of heretics and those hard to get out stains.

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This spell won't work when it's time for Totemic Curfew.

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Who am I? I don't know. I've been asking myself that question.

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Mage Weapon - Waning Wand

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He managed to find a positive way to channel his disruptive behavior.

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Look on the bright side- there isn't one with her around.

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He's part of the squire exchange program so he gets passed around a lot.

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Sometimes running headlong into death can be tactical.

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These men come back with their shield - or on it.

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And the award for most disloyal and indecisive scoundrel goes too...

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Totem Shaman Support - Totemic Wisdom

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Unstoppable in force, Merciless in Nature. These monsters are more difficult to tame than to kill.

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What's that guy talking about? I dunno but he's got a megaphone.

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Your duty will never end. Not in this life or the next. Maybe the one after that though.

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(Version 2) Get close and he'll put the 'Scar' in Scarlet.

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Upon taking up the Spellbook, Illidan realized with a start: I'm blind, I can't read.

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Be sure to use this again every 300 steps or so. Otherwise you'll be swarmed with Zubats and Tentacools.

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If he's not enough, don't worry, he's got his own backup.

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Getting away with only a flesh wound isn't going to make finding you any harder.

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If you walk down a dark alley in Gadgetzan and see three Silver Hand Recruits looking at you funny it's best you turn back.

3yr ⋅

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I know you wanted to get rid of him but you can't just tear open other dimensions on a whim like that.

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Sticks? Swords? Frisbees? It's all the same to him. Just so long as he gets praised.

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The Silver Hand's new self-sheathing sword.

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Yo, I heard you like shields, so we've got shields for your shields.

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For the health and safety of you and the soon-to-be-dead person over there.

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He claims to only write the truth yet he always seems to be Drawn to Secrets.

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Men crashed through windows and broke down doors with the only warning being: SHR, Open Up!

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A Great way to tell who's the Apex Predator is to count the number of bodies you find on the trail that bear the same wounds.

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Hey! Stand over there while I chuck this spear zealously at someone!

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Some can take a glimpse beyond the horizon while others try to glimpse two feet in front of them.

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As a certain yellow-clad ninja would say: Get over here!

3yr ⋅

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Trust me, a tuft of hair or a trinket isn't the worst thing a crow can steal.

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No matter what he comes across he always just takes it in stride.

4yr ⋅

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Avoid all that is Bad. Embrace all that is Good. Release your inner evils to truly become pure.

3yr ⋅

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If you can't cast this spell you could always throw leaking batteries at them instead.

2yr ⋅

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Whelp, another day of helping mutants mate and grow.

1yr ⋅

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Many fall in the face of Chaos, but not this one. Not today.

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Does killing the avatar of life count as a form of suicide? I just did it so, evidently not.

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Rome wasn't built in a day. Maybe because they didn't have giant construction robots.

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The brightest lights cast the darkest shadows and he is living proof of that.

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I see visions of giant monsters attacking the city! No wait that's just my action figure set.

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A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor and a well earned plunder never made a fair split.

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3yr ⋅

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Combination of 'Risky Skipper' and 'Addled Grizzly' and uncertain of balance.

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Her colleagues were more or less surprised to see that she had taken the advice to dress the part. Shirvallah was less than amused.

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What do you mean it attaches to my skin?!

2yr ⋅

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What's that guy talking about? I dunno but he's got a megaphone.

3yr ⋅

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You might have hit me twice with my own weapon, but I think we know who got the short end of the stick.

3yr ⋅

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This card is more painful than pulling out your teeth! Oh wait...

3yr ⋅

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It turns out being able to deal a killing blow from a much further distance than anyone else is quite broken.

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That upside down red and white triangle sign can't tell me what to do.

1yr ⋅

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He's been drawn to magic ever since he was a Microbot.

4yr ⋅

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You've played with that coin long enough so it's mine now. You can get it back later.

2yr ⋅

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HE WANTS YOU! To join the Argent Crusade.

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This Way! Trust me, they've been here recently, a lot of them.

4yr ⋅

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Your free trial of life has expired. Please stand by while we revoke your existence.

3yr ⋅

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He's mighty by himself, but he really shines when protecting the weak.

4yr ⋅

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Sailors described it as a Terrifying Experience, the more men that got pulled under the more tentacles surfaced.

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The Paladins only club's resident weapon-smith and introvert.

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