West Virginia dispensaries have to sell/get rid of flavored tinctures by EOD tomorrow due to a statewide ban. Most are having extreme sales. All of this cost $86 (vs $2,666)7mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/trees
Last year I put down the bottle and picked up gardening to help my overwhelming anxiety. Today I broke a flower just after buying it. Last year I would have cried my eyes out as if I were the dumbest person alive and beaten myself up for weeks. Today I have flower hair. That's all.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to come back in a year before I'm proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.7yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/funny
Just had dye applied to my eyes in the Emergency Department to check for damage after getting lash glue in them.2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I recently found out I have a life threatening lemon allergy. I love lemonade... so I made a lemonade stand.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
My boyfriend went inside a store without him. He stared at me like this the whole time. 4 minutes. He didn't move or blink much... for 4 minutes. (xpost /r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog)5yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/funny
Picked up my boyfriend's lumber so he gave me $60 to get plants or Starbucks or whatever. Little did he know Lowe's is having a clearance sale on plants. ( ° ʖ °)2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/gardening
I moved my campsite behind Resident Services and I thought I'd hate it but honestly I'm in love.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
A memorial garden for my sister-in-law who loved Animal Crossing and a dear friend who never got to play.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
My 17 year old boy asserting his love dominance while my wiener rests in the background.2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
We're watching my Nana's weiner (Heidi) for a couple weeks. This is her first time in a full split level house. She has never understood stairs. Not even small couch/bed stairs. Will spraying her with WD30 quell the squeaking?9mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Dachshund
I started a new island! Here's a before and after picture of my entrance!!1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I sculpted this ashen skull incense burner for my boyfriend's upcoming birthday.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Seaofthieves
'bout to jump these four great whites and a bonfire on this scooter2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Logs says hi! In reality he is saying I'm starving him to death. He's basically half ween half abandoned ethereal creature. At least that's how he seems to perceive life.7mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Dachshund
My boyfriend went inside a store without him. He stared at me like this the whole time. 4 minutes. He didn't blink much... for 4 minutes.5yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I'm absolutely in love with my new tailor's shop, thanks to much inspiration from this subreddit!2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I suddenly became deathly allergic to lemons in February. I thought I'd never make/eat my traditional bday meal of Eggs Benedict again. Today, a fellow redditor shared a recipe for hollandaise using apple cider vinegar instead of lemons. I'm sobbing over my breakfast burger like a fool rn. 😭10mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/happy
Uhhh... Guys? I shook a tree and I think I got Marshall pregnant.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I'm 36 today and made myself this flower hair thingy because I'm a heckin' princess.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
lol so after a year of not seeing my Nana one if the first things she did was to excitedly give me this coffee cup.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Dachshund
Get in, losers. We're going to catch some bees and chop some trees.7mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
You get one h*ckin' phone call, Tom. (Rodeo's house is the jail on my island)1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I bit the face off a hollow chocolate bunny and filled it with whipped cream.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Super proud of how well I painted with my non-dominant hand this time!5mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Nails
And I was the asshole for making him undo all 4 chains so we could fix this.7yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/WTF
TIL you can swim in Happy Home Paradise AND you can even talk to villagers while in the water!8mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
My Dear Diary santa gifted me an archival quality black paper sketchbook. WHAT DO I DRAW FIRST?!4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/secretsanta
Octavian wearing an instant muscles suit is the greatest thing I've seen so far this week.2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I get to watch after my Nana's blurry weiner for the next two weeks!!!!!9mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
I made a foam cutout of Squidward meditatin' in a lotus. 🌸💮🌺2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
Arthritis splint/fidget ring with reversible accent bead. 18k gold wire, brass, bronze, wood, and a random pretty button I found.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/jewelrymaking
He likes to flop onto his back and stay however he lands.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Does anyone else pick a certain place to sit to have the view and music as ambience while doing chores or something else? Here's my spot while I fold laundry tonight. 💕9mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
When signing up for this I wrote that a poem about a slug having a crush on a slice of leftover cheesecake would be pretty cool. And I'll be damned if they didn't deliver.4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/secretsanta
My grandmother has wanted a puppy the last few years. This week she brought my lil' auntie home. Reddit, meet Heidi!2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
My boyfriend ordered 500 googly eyes for reasons and this is one of the first things he did.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/funny
I spent over 50 hours making this happy girl. Meet Ethereal, the daughter of Father Time and Mother Nature.9mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/trees
I've been making a conscious effort to work on at least one art every day instead of drinking myself to an incoherent mess near every night. I just finished phase one on what I started yesterday and it's nice to know I'm going to remember this feeling in the morning.4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/happy
Sometimes an otter, sometimes a shelf, sometimes a plane. ALWAYS A GOOD B O Y E5yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Logs hopes y'all are enjoying your day as much as he's enjoying hammock time ❤️1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
Unlike other dogs, Logs did not enjoy the snow. He merely tolerated it.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Dachshund
So... I met this striking young man today. I'd rate the experience a solid 11 even though he fell asleep on me.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
I'm on day 4 with zero confidence from co-workers. I was told to come back in a year so I posted a reminder.7yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/stopsmoking
I spent over 50 hours making this happy girl. Meet Ethereal, the daughter of Father Time and Mother Nature.9mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Bongs
Still losing hair after stopping methotrexate months ago, even though I have new baby hairs growing. Anyway, here's this $17 wig I got from Amazon after spending about 10 hours working on it. tldr: I feel purdy.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/rheumatoid
I took a cutting from one of my plants for my sister. It hasn't grown as much as I thought and her birthday is getting close. So now I'm making her a one of a kind planter she can keep after the plant dies.4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/succulents
Because threatening suicide is always a great response to this.5yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/facebookdrama
My friend turned collecting gyroids into a competition today. So I made a 4th account since I didn't have space in my other houses and, well, here's what a gyroid museum inside a tent looks like! 🤣2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Family used to randomly get me with it. My sister-in-law died unexpectedly last night. I had to shittymorph her one more time.5yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/shittymorph
Not sure who remembers when I posted the first bong I made a couple months ago (pictured) but I'm starting another one today and could use some feedback on how to design it. More info in comments.10mo ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Bongs
The cat stole the entire guest bed so Logs gets the cat tree, I guess.4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/stolendogbeds
My neighbor feeds the squirrels corn. I guess one of them decided I also needed corn.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/funny
[A few hours early] I still light up sometimes when I'm drunk but haven't gone back to the habit. Also I don't work with Steve anymore. I'm still proud that Steve can mostly fuck off.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/funny
I sculpted my first bong!! Should I paint it neutral tones, galaxy body with purple and green tentacles, or sea colors with bubbles??1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Bongs
Y'ALL. See all these tiny little baby hairs that look like breakage? That's not breakage at all! These are my new motherfuckin' hairs regrowing after stopping methotrexate almost 3 months ago!! AHHH LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! (I lost probably 40% of my hair since March 2022)1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/rheumatoid
Growing up to be an extra long ferret looks like it's been exhausting for my puppy so far.7yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/rarepuppers
Last year someone asked to cancel an order because they didn't realize this was a gay shop. So when it came time to order new business cards my only question was okay how can I make this gayer? 🌈nailedit🦄2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Pride_and_Positivity
I dropped my phone the other day and decided to make a better case using polymer clay and resin.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/pics
Most people with world's best whatever coffee mugs aren't actually the best. As a fan of not starting my day off on a lie, I had mine made with a qualifier.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/funny
Not sure if this counts as a wholesome meme, but I thought y'all would smile at my answer. (and would smile more if you saw me at work)6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/wholesomememes
It isn't the most interesting thing in the world but my grandmother's responses are adorably hilarious to me2yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
I'd just like to vent about my 2nd ever one star review. Please disregard my typo... but, like, damn.1yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/EtsySellers
How hilarious is that? Hilarious enough for my office Buddhas apparently.7yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/rickandmorty
Because doctors aren't books on tape for warning labels about shit you're willfully ingesting.5yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
When you don't understand the joke then suddenly get it an hour later and still laugh because it was actually hilarious and you don't care about laughing late.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/wholesomememes
Coffee maker at home screwed up and I ran out of sweetener so I went to the gas station to get my morning coffee. I am so butthurt right now.3yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I hope all of you have someone who looks at you the way my dog looks at the windshield. <36yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
Does my baby mimic box scare you less than my light switch cover did?4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/DungeonsAndDragons
I got a nice 3D printed present today! Now just to paint the little guy.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/rickandmorty
My boyfriend and I take pictures of our dogs looking excited to send each other when one of us isn't there. Link and Logs are happy boys.6yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/aww
Working on getting it to work properly but I'll be darned if this isn't my favorite light source in my house.4yr ⋅ SaltMineForeman ⋅ r/Lavalamps
