Lets wait till the creator is dead before we tamper with his Creation against his wishes.5yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
You can get all these bags of mulch thrown in the compactor by yourself in 30min. No biggie. A real quote by my coach10mo ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/walmart
I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. It was an accident. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryI'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry1yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/distressingmemes
JU from r/antiwork. It was interesting seeing people stand up against shitty bosses but it started to fill up with toxic people who just don't wanna work or wanna get paid more for menial tasks. This post was my tipping point.2yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/JustUnsubbed
How are we still having to prove Buuhan is the strongest buu in 2021?2yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/Dragonballsuper
Make sure to eat the bones too. They're important for the flavor.1yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/distressingmemes
Gotta wait for it to get rotten and then it's just *Mwah* bellissimo🤌🏿3yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/DragonsDogma
Ethereal heat seeking arrows of multiple elements go BRRRRRRRR3yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/DragonsDogma
With a simple flick of the wrist,I cast high Bolide,flesh bag.3yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/DragonsDogma
*Record scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup. Thats me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.5yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/DokkanBattleCommunity
Bought 81 Calls on NIO EOD. With NIO day tomorrow, I'm either gonna be a rich bitch tomorrow or suck dick for rent money behind Wendy's.2yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/wallstreetbets
Painting crew said they'd put everything back and we have nothing to worry about when we went to move the furniture back. An hour after they leave and we discover this.3yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Posted by a friend on Facebook. Just let the child go do their business,why is this even an issue?5yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/facepalm
A comment under a post about the old man getting pushed down during a protest4yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
S.J Welsh and LeBlanc Middle school closing Wednesday and Thursday due to staffing shortage. What are your thoughts on this? Link in the comments.2yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/LakeCharles
Banning someone just for asking about splitting the bill and going cheap on dates.4yr ⋅ SalmonTheSalesman ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
