Skybabies making my BLOOD BOIL

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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AirPods auto switching be like

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Dungmer “Society”

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BASED LoreGPT?

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Bum a skooma ciggy mate?

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AirPods auto switching be like

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Going to start my yearly playthrough of Assassin’s Creed 2 again soon- What are some tips to make it more challenging/self-imposed rules to switch up the gameplay?

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(Based) James Cameron responding to Redditor criticism of Avatar

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Anyone else still not really over Interstellar? It's basically my perfect movie. Slow, introspective, visually stunning, personal and grand. Arrival and 2049 were fantastic, but they don't come close to Nolan's work for me.

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The incel hearthfire vs. the virgin dawnguard Versus THE CHAD DRAGONBORN DLC (CANON)

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MFW watching the Sea Wall scene for the 400th time

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BASED ANGLOS BASED ANGLOS BASED ANGLOS -- TOP GUN IRL

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Me and the boys still playing Battlefield 4 in 2042

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Can we take a moment to appreciate how BF4 has flawless ultrawide support despite being over NINE YEARS old?

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Successful Bosmer entrepreneur spends all his septims on a fine leather tunic, 4E 20 (colorized)

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POV: You're going to recolour your Spartan-IV in Halo: Infinite

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Why is the audience score for Severance so low on Rotten Tomatoes? Did people not get it? IMO this should be an easy 95%+

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Top 10 hardest decisions in anime

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TIL that after being ridiculed online, Craig spent 2 years hitting the gym and growing out his beard, as well as switching to the Keto diet. What is the lore reason behind Craig meditating for 30 minutes every morning, as well as eating lean meats and making his own sushi and kimchi?

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TIL that when Admiral Holland says May God help us all, he is not referring to the impending Covenant invasion. He is referring to the fact that his favourite Moa Burger Joint will be closed as per the Winter Contingency.

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After 2 and a half hours, I finally managed to get MacOS to recognise my LG Ultrawide as a HiDPI display. Thank you to the developer of OneKeyHiDPI for letting me have properly sized UI elements and scaled text at native 4K resolution!

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Who's ready to /getcomfy/ and explore Venus?

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Watching Andor is bad for my cardiac health. What an episode!

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How I sleep after nuking House Hlaalu

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MFW watching the Aldhani and Narkina episodes for the fifth time

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Halo: Infinite is looking FANTASTIC. The detail in this screenshot alone has blown me away. So many references to the books!!!

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When you spend 30+ hours with bland N*rd people but then step off the boat into glorious Redoran-controlled Solstheim

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Anyone else feeling a bit iffy about the leaked Halo: Infinite Lasky screenshot?

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RANDOM IMGA EVENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GET INDOORS OR SUBMIT TO YOUR MONKE APE OVERCHADLORDS. RANDOM IMGA EVENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RANDOM IMGA EVENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RANDOM IMGA EVENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RANDOM IMGA EVENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. RANDOM IMGA EVENT

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....my MacBook doesn't even support Monterey

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Kat had zero trigger discipline

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(Based) James Cameron responding to Redditor criticism of Avatar

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Do you think Flight Simulator 2020 will ever get shared cockpit multiplayer like in FSX? I really miss flying the same plane with friends!

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BASED /r/skyrim

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Why did Master Chief yell I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW. COULD'VE GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY!

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POV: It's early 2013. You're playing the Dragonborn DLC, exploring Solstheim and enjoying life. You're also slaying Hlaalu scum and wondering just how amazing The Elder Scrolls VI will be in 2018.

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Omg they made the Morrowboomer into a real person!!!

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REEEEEMMMAAAAAAANNN

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BASED LoreGPT: Part III

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SEEN ANY ELVES!??

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The virgin verification can versus THE CHVD NON-CANON SPARTAN-III BULL

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“343 industries is proud to present the first story DLC for Halo: Infinite. Join Chief on his daring mission to Donbass, Ukraine!” What ramifications will this campaign have for the lore of Halo?

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The Flood pandemic is a HOAX. I've lived on Charum Hakkor all my life and nobody I know has been infected with it. My grandma got it and turned into an eldritch monstrosity, but she was 90 years old and should have taken better care of her health by being younger. TAKE PHERUMECTIN!!!!!!!!

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Is Imperial “culture” even canon?

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“The Forerunner secrets should never have been revealed. What’s that, actually read the books? I’m not a nerd. Also Master Chief should only be a stoic badass cyborg. Who the hell is Blue Team? WHY ISN’T IT 2007 ANYMORE!?”

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Why was Master Chief hunting down the Ashlanders in Morrowind?

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TIL that Forerunner artefacts have been discovered throughout human history and exploited by a shadowy organisation that precedes ONI. That artefact's name? Chakas.

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Slap his ass, obviously.

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I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS, AND YOUR SILT STRIDER

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Average Skyboomer wedding

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[Breaking] Announcement from Phil Spencer regarding the future of Halo

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Apollo 17 on the surface of Luna [5120x1440]

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Look man, have you ever tried CHRYSANTHEMUM? All I'm saying is that even though most of the Spartan-III's were given SPI armor due to budgetary reasons, the small number that did receive Mjolnir armor were either on par or better than the Spartan-II's. That can't be a coinci- Jameson, pull up ONI.

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How can Stormclo*ks claim Skyrim belongs to the Nords, when Skyrim is a proud multicultural intersex diverse IMPERIAL society? Stormcucks BTFO

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POV: You are a Halo Fan

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What are the lore implications of this shocking image?

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Master Chief wakes up on the boat to Vvardenfell without his MJOLNIR armor. Can he beat Morrowind's main quest?

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Playing my favorite ‘iOS’ game! 11 years old and it still hold up so well.

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TIL that the renowned Forerunner Trilogy by Greg Based Bear (PBUH) is actually the prequel to an indie shooter series called “Halo.” What are the lore implications here?

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POV you are a Halo community manager and find out your 2020 target audience on reddit consists of nostalgia-obsessed pickup truck driving flyover U.S. 2007 boomers, pedantic lore enthusiasts with dragon dildo collections and unironic interspecies romance shitposters

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Average Spartan III

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POV you are an astronaut looking out of the window on the inaugural flight of the glorious Boeing Starliner in 2045

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Why did Master Chief visit the ruins of Amy's Baking Company in New Phoenix in Halo 5? Did they have a shared history?

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POV you read the Halo books and unfortunately played the non-canon games afterwards

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Anyone else think it was super disrespectful that the 343i team decided to depict Cyrodiil as a jungle in Halo 5: Guardians? It was obviously always a medieval temperate climate, but because the Didact shouted at the domain it magically turned into a jungle? Such a lazy excuse for bad writing.

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What is the lore reason behind the UNSC doing a fucking suicidal jeep cavalry charge against the spacefaring covenant in Halo: Reach?

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What an amazing mod! Just slew our first dragon together

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Thoughts on the new appearance of Atriox in Halo: Infinite, 2021 Remastered PS5 Edition? Is this canon?

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POV: You are an Elder Scrolls, Halo and Star Wars lore fan

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What is the canon reason behind Master Chief being played by Idris Elba in Halo 6: Infinitely Delayed?

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BREAKING NEWS: Due to development issues, Halo: Infinite will now be using Forza Horizon 5's Mexico as its map. 343i developers have covered the map in 2D hexagons to fit the Halo: Infinite art style. Plans are in motion to also add planet Earth from Microsoft Flight Simulator as a second map(canon)

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POV you are Brian Reed in 2014 and just put the finishing touches on your incredible Halo 5: Guardians script

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FELLAS, WHY IS THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SELLING KHAJIIT AS FURNITURE? What are the lore implications??

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Every year after 2012 is not canon (canon)

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What are some of the best books you've read about Dinosaurs/Ancient Earth in general? Will take any recommendations, can be historical, scientific, fiction or non fiction.

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MASTER CHIEF'S FATHER REVEALED!!!! (CANON!)))) YOU WILL NEVER EXPECT THIS!!!

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[META] Anyone else worried about the canonicity of the six added hours of content in Halo: 4 Legendary Edition for Switch? Will it be canon?

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Apologize.

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What are the lore implications of Sarah Palmer gaining weight between Halo 4 and 5? What could she possibly have been eating onboard the Infinity?

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POV: Troy Denning trying to write Shadows of Reach while trying his best not to mention the Spartan's loss of thrusters replaced by an antique grapple hook, somehow having Chief being kicked onto his knees in full MJOLNIR by an emaciated farmer and trying not to say LECHATELIERITE every page

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Does anyone else boot up Civilization: Beyond Earth just to listen to the amazing soundtrack? This game is sorely underrated despite its flaws.

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Just slew our first multiplayer dragon using Skyrim: Together Reborn. This mod is amazing!!

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POV: You are a Halo author and just wrote a completely unique story about a heroic squad member being left behind with a bomb to hold off Covenant forces. Yes, those are 40 eggs you smell in the oven.

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Waiting for firmware update 5B59 on AirPods Pro 2

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The time of the Anglo F-35 has ended. The era of the glorious socialist SU-57 and J-20 is only beginning.

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Why did Master Chief blow up the Covenant supercarrier “Glorious Lore Implications” before eating a Thanosowitsc burger and visiting Bass Pro Shops to buy a Porsche Cayenne to fit his obesity? I’m struggling to understand the canon reason behind this complex, erotic character arc in Halo: Infinite.

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Saint Jiub, get the Spear.

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Pandora, despite being almost as large as Earth, is only a moon of the gas giant Polyphemus, which has thirteen other moons. As a result, Pandoran nights are never dark during half of the year, but instead are more like dusk. Due to the smaller size, Pandora's gravity is 20% less than Earth's.

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Where AirPods Pro 2 firmware update

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VERY edgy lore. You may now fight in the comments.

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Just made probably the most important purchase of my life. Anyone have any advice on how to proceed with this sacred box? Do I kiss it? Do I open it? I'm just speechless right now. I can feel rays of pure solar energy emanating from my anus. I put my life's energy into this purchase. I'm levitating.

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I really like how you can do a transatlantic flight in one play session with the Darkstar. Realistic or not, it feels great!

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Is The Pathless worth playing on Apple Arcade?

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Redditors after calling Ulfric a Thalmor asset

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why were the local residents chanting Lisan al Gaib at Master Chief when he landed on Zeta Halo? What is the lore reason behind this?

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This is what Imperioids actually believe

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When someone on /r/movies says that Tenet sucked because Kat should have been jumping out of the boat backwards at the end

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Still waiting for firmware 5B59 to fix noise cancelling in quiet environments fading in and out, 4 months later

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MFW waiting for AirPods Pro 2 to get firmware 5B59, while my ANC keeps fading in and out in quiet environments

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Why does the loading screen still say 2019?

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When you try to BearPill potential book readers on /r/halostory but then you remember you were banned for blatant trolling

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Thumper is a SUPER underrated rhythm game on Apple Arcade, it even supports 120Hz ProMotion.

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Does anyone know a good affordable foldable wireless charger that works both for MagSage AirPods/Watch/iPhone and for simple wireless charging?

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Could we have a round of applause for the internationally famous book series so bravely started by Karin Traviss? The lauded Kilo-Five Trilogical Extended Cinematic Literary Universe (and it's cute Halo spinoff) is our MODERN SHAKESPEARE.

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After extensive rewrites and change management by Joseph Staten, the new cover of Halo Six: VI 6 has been released. What are the canon implications from this teaser? Personally, I'm not sure this cover sits well with me in 2021. It's very classist. Why yes I've preordered, how could you tell?

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After watching Andor, does anyone else think Tony Gilroy could make an amazing series out of Darth Plagueis and young Palpatine?

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Why was John-117 in Vietnam

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TIL that after the glassing of Africa, Blue Team was sent on a special mission to cover up the Arbiter's war crimes by controlling the Mombasa Capitol Wasteland. What are the lore implications?

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Does anyone else think Roland is super attractive? What are the lore reasons behind this?

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Could the DIDACT kill THANOS?

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OMG they stole the map screen from Kerbal Space Program😡😡😡

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What is the lore reason behind Todd Howard telling Master Chief to buy Skyrim in the new Halo: Infinite trailer? (Canon)

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Take the Medpill and reject N*rdic soycloaks

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HERESY

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Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Block, and Akulakhan. And bring Mending I. I have need of it.

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Mario Kart DS running great on iPhone X through a web emulator!

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[No Spoilers] mfw travelling through the Lost River in a Seamoth yesterday after accidentally discovering it

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Who remembers Assassin’s Creed: Discovery for iOS?

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Hello FLEETCOM based hotline?

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Quality /r/teslore scholarly debate

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Why didn't John Halo just ground pound all the covenant and nazi zombies in Halo 1 One: Cooming Evolved? Is there a lore reason behind this?

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If The Elder Scrolls VI is set in Hammerfell, how would you make the Alik'r Desert challenging and fun to explore?

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Skyrim Civil War, 4E 20 (colorised)

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How would you feel about Akavir being the setting of The Elder Scrolls: VI?

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TIL the Spanish edition of Skyrim has a fully voiced subplot about Argonian dock workers taking Corprus vaccines. Is this canon?

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Anyone else really enjoy the Titanfall 1 maps in Titanfall 2? I wish they would all get ported over.

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Redditors after calling stormcloaks racist and saying that Ulfric is a double agent

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Pleb ships, staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us, three-to-one!

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Mfw nine (9) years since the last single player Elder Scrolls game and Eight (8) years since the superior Dragonborn DLC

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Just did my daily ritual blessing the (Based) Trilogy and (Based) Greg Bear. Anyone else kiss their hardcover books good morning and good night?

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What iOS games do you have in your main folder?

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Daily reminder that Ulfric Stormcloak did nothing wrong in Markarth.

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What does everyone think of The Elder Scrolls: Blades half a decade later?

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POV you’re going to buy Halo Infinite “for the lore”

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