MRW one of my friends tells me she always flushes her tampons and JUST flushed one while we're staying at a cabin with a septic tank.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm hooking up with a guy I met this weekend and he's eating me out like I've never had before. Came in 2 minutes or less.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had so many firsts yesterday! First time dropping acid, first time doing two guys in one day, first time getting my salad tossed. Twas a good night.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Made myself a fancy roach clip after some inspiration from this sub.6yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/StonerEngineering
Trolls! Last night, a friend became a friend with benefits and he and I learned that we have A LOT matching kinks. We have to keep it quiet because of our community and other friends, but I can share it with you guys! I'M SO EXCITED.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Saw a doctor for the first time about my depression and anxiety. No more self medicating with just weed. Gonna try out some meds and see how I do. Here's to finally getting some self care done.6yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollCoping
I think I finally figured out who I'm voting for in the November election8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This parking garage has colored lights to show you where empty or full spots are.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
HIFW I'm laying on the bed with my boyfriend, drunkenly complaining about my squishy body and he says, I love your body.5yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find a decent sized bug buried in the coconut oil I use every day.6yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my extremely introverted SO needs his space, but I'm feeling emotionally starved.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had been running into this cute guy at a couple bars every now and then and I finally got his number. We're talking dirty but I tell him I don't want to do anything right now due to my period. I say let's chat in the meantime, he says sure but then ghosts instead... MRW.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I learn there's an active shooter at a Planned Parenthood in my city... listening to the police radio now.9yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO tells me he's usually a bottom with men and is willing to let me peg him. We get to go strap on shopping and it'll be an exciting first for both of us!8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my new FWB and I are in bed for the first time and he hands me a joint and says, Smoke this while I eat you out. And proceeds to do just that (very well I might add.)9yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I met a hot Lumberjack guy at a party and got his number. I'm really into him but my anxiety brain is going nuts with scenarios and I'm trying to not text him a million times. MR to my brain right now.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I think about suicide nearly every day. I'll never follow through but it's always a thought. It's been a good while since I've felt fulfilled doing what (I thought) I loved.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend and I break up, I know it's for the best, but it still hurts like fuck and part of me still didn't want to end it.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get 56 stitches in my leg so I have to wrap it from knee to ankle and I have decided to make the leg wrap my new fashion statement with different fabrics and stuff.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my roommate, who has decided to take my busy schedule and inability to hang out personally, has her boyfriend tell me that they want me to move out.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm running for a committee at my theater and I found out one guy didn't vote for me because I didn't reciprocate feelings for him... 6 months ago...8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I knew he wouldn't reciprocate, but I told my boyfriend I love you last night anyway.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW My SO and I are sitting at the airport, having drinks, and waiting to board a plane to our long awaited first vacation together. (First time I've traveled with a partner too)6yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my best friend tells me she's seeing the guy who used me because he couldn't have her, slept with me and we had a pregnancy scare, but he didn't help with anything, AND he tried to manipulate her into leaving her last boyfriend for him. I have to see them on Sat...9yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm PMSing like a lumberjack, having intense mood swings, and intense dreams about the men in my life.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as my debt keeps adding up and I keep sinking into this hole of financial fuckery.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bumble hookup unmatched me right after I tried to confirm our plans... This is now me tonight. So much for trying to get out of my box.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW at a party this weekend, when a good friend drunkenly shows me her breasts, grabs mine (I said it was cool), and tells me she expects us to have sex in the near future.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Misc] Something tells me that Danny might like the socks I got for Christmas.5yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/gamegrumps
HIF about the body jewelry I ordered last week, that I ordered using the cheapest shipping.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I see a snapchat of my old bestie and the guy who has come between us. I then proceeded to be a sad drunk.9yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW one of my friends says that the Broncos losses this season are because she broke up with one of the assistant coaches.7yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm test driving my car with the mechanic after he's worked on it and he starts talking about the Presidential election.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey Trolls! I have 3 days worth of PTO that I have to use before the end of the year - company doesn't roll it over. What can I do with this time off while staying within a budget???8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First pokes - question mark, dots, and a tiny gradient. Feedback and tips welcome! 3RL6yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/sticknpokes
MRW I get my wisdom teeth out yesterday, they put me on oxies, and my SO was the sweetest and took such good care of me.8yr ⋅ SailorFuck ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
