Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today.5mo ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Peanut Butter has facial paralysis on the right side. He has a droopy eat and two-faced smile now.1yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/corgi
Trying to lose weight with my new diet of canned tuna, cottage cheese, black beans and pickles. Microwaved.1yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My girlfriend drew me a picture of Neeko for Valentine's Day. Too cute not to share.3yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/neekomains
My corgi never knew his father when he was born. Here he is meeting him for the first time at 6 months old.7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/corgi
Didn't have croutons for my lunch salad so I used crushed up Cool Ranch doritos instead.3yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Seymour, I'll bet you a steak dinner those books are still here. All we have to do is search every locker.5mo ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable.9yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash it's awesome power, I'm told.3yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Went on a 15 game win streak with Vi to go from Silver 2 to Gold 4. The key was to only play a couple ranked games a day to keep my sanity as a low ELO player.1yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/ViMains
All the swag I got for participating in the Monster Hunter USA Championship.6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/MonsterHunter
Peanut Butter partied too hard on Christmas. I wish he was always this peaceful.6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/corgi
Don't have a stereotypical view of me just because I'm your mother. I know, how about we play the basketball?8yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Are you stuck in a dead-end job? Are you squandering the precious gift of life in front of the idiot box? Are you on your third beer of the evening?6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Was anyone able to get an autograph pre-order of The Loneliest Time? I saw the e-mail about it maybe 2 hours out and it was already sold out.1yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/carlyraejepsen
Went to the Simpson's Ride this weekend and couldn't get the souvenir I wanted.13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wore a ilvl48 ammy the last 4 weeks since I couldn't find anything better, until today...10yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/diablo3
Look at him, Smithers. Exercising away while the others are off to the candy machine.7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Framed my autographed lithograph of EMOTION! I couldn't find the right sized frame so I added some album art to the bottom.6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/carlyraejepsen
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?9yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you want some friendly advice, pal. I wouldn't tackle the big one right away. Oh yeah? What do you know about it?6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Southwest kept booking my flight until my credit card was maxed out. I ended up with 38 seats.12yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
No sooner had I shaved off the old cookie duster than a lady cast me in a commercial. I tell ya' the way these checks keep coming in, it's almost criminal.6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Microwaved canned tuna, kimchi, and jack cheese. Garnished with green onions.7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Had a bunch of leftover hot dogs so I overcooked them into a hot dog chili7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Been learning the in and outs of APing since October and finally blew my load today!5yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/DaveAndBusters
Coin pushers are a helluva drug. Finally got one of each at my local D&B!5yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/DaveAndBusters
Finally got the electric scooter. Y'all never said how big this box was, I could barely fit it in my car. Milpitas, CA.5yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/DaveAndBusters
Microwaved leftover rice mixed with cottage cheese and nori flakes. Topped with a can of tuna. Poor man's poke bowl.7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My single largest jackpot ever. Pure luck always feels better than skill based games.5yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/DaveAndBusters
Don't have a stereotypical view of me just because I'm your mother. I know, how about we play the basketball?13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
To hell with cartoons. I'm gonna do what I've always dreamed of. I'm gonna write that sitcom about that sassy robot.8yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I only used one weapon the whole game to get the Platinum Trophy. I'm so sick of the gunlance.6yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/MonsterHunterWorld
Pork chunks with pasta sauce paired with rice covered in chili flakes.7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I had a bunch of old canned food in cupboard. Needed to find a way to move it.7yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Made my horse mask more like Bojack. Did it in 15 minutes for less than 8 dollars. Perfect for Halloween.10yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/BoJackHorseman
I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account.13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Found this today at Fry's for a penny. I'm more confused why they were still trying to sell a game from a decade ago.12yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/gaming
You've been gallivanting around with that floozy of a Big Brother of yours, haven't you? Haven't you?! Look at me!13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The perfect chance to make my patented space-age out of this world moon waffles.13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I hope I get a response. I really want to know what happens to Scruff and McGruff.11yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/funny
While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marvel and Disney characters. I love that Stitch is riding with the Silver Surfer.15yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/pics
Printed out a 4' banner for my room. It has all the best of the series on there!13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/gaming
Made myself some ramen with a slice of American cheese on top. Quite extraordinary!13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/pics
Step right up, folks! We'll answer the question that's been plaguing scientists for ages!13yr ⋅ sahkuh ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
