A West Virginia police officer pulled over a very drunk woman whose baby was covered in feces and vomit in the back seat. The baby was screaming, so the officer bathed him in the barracks sink while waiting for child protective services. The smile kills me.8yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
firefighter Casey Lessard comforts and calms a young car crash victim by playing Happy Feet on his phone while waiting for an ambulance to take him to the hospital.9yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
Fat Monica really isn't all that fat. They always talked about it as if she were morbidly obese and in reality she's like a size 14, which is probably only slightly larger than average.1yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/howyoudoin
My mother used to encourage me and my friends to dress up, then she'd do photo shoots in our home studio. 20 years later, they are even better than I could've imagined.9yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
The episode where the thermostat breaks and they throw a tropical Christmas party always bothered me. They could've just opened all their windows and cooled the whole apartment down.2yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/howyoudoin
there's no way the gang wouldn't have known the entertainment center was way too big and long before they stood it up.1yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/howyoudoin
I got drunk and tried to make mac and cheese last night but I accidentally passed out on the couch for 3 hours...9yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/funny
Saw this on an Instagram story and it's a good reminder to everyone out there.3yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
David Bowie as Tilda Swinton, with Tilda Swinton as David Bowie by Jeff Cronenweth10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
A girl announced her engagement on my Facebook by saying I said yes! ... But her finger said no.10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/funny
Dr. Hermann Rorschach (famous for his ink blot tests) was a total babe.3yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/VintageLadyBoners
firefighter Chris Wagener pulls a 4-year-old girl from an Indiana fire. The girl, her mother, and little sister were all unconscious but in stable condition following the fire at their apartment building.10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
Tattoo spotted on a girl in Boston. She said she sat for 9 hours and got her entire leg done in one sitting. Pretty awesome!10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
The placement of this contour is so confusing to me. Its on her jaw line...4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/crappycontouring
A grieving Belgian widow was so upset by her husband's death that she didn't report it, and slept next to his decomposing body for a year.8yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WTF
The very next post she made after this was how he took off with all her money and purse.7yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/trashy
Went to put on my boots for the first time since last fall... I pulled out what looked to be an ancient moldy banana and a this note in my mom's handwriting. I think I missed this joke by about a year...11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/funny
apparently my uncle was Overly Manly Toddler and had chest hair and 2 years old...11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WTF
Last night I was at a concert and saw a service dog with ear protection on. It just about melted my heart!11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
The RMS Queen Elizabeth pulling into New York with service men returning home after the end of World War 2, 1945.4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/Damnthatsinteresting
For my sister's wedding, we surprised everyone by wearing heirloom dresses. I (Maid of Honor) wore our mother's wedding dress from 1982 and my sister (Bride) wore our grandmother's wedding dress from 1949.4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
The RMS Queen Elizabeth pulling into New York with service men returning home after the end of WW2.4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
I often see these two: the older sister holds her mentally disabled little brother's hand while he stumbles around the parking lot on rollerblades. He never seems to improve, but she's always there being his guide.11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
I was taking a photo of my boyfriend's grandparents' wedding photo because I thought it was awesome, and accidentally caught the reflection of his grandmother admiring it, 50 years later. I love this photo12yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
The first time I ever got a twinge down there is when my parents rented To Kill a Mockingbird when I was a little kid. Gregory Peck: swoon.8yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Can someone please photoshop out the orange flag and wire? We want this as our Save the Date photo! Thanks!!5yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/picrequests
cycle day 28, First Response brand. help me out guys! Both tests have a faint positive line.1yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/TFABLinePorn
In August, my parked car was obliterated by a drunk driver. After dealing with 2 insurance companies, I was finally able to buy a brand new car. 1.5 months later, a deer jumped in front of me on the highway and my brand new car needs $10,000 in repairs.4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I've been watching The Fall and cannot get over how beautiful Jamie Dornan is.6yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/LadyBoners
One of my all-time favorite photos on the Internet: guy that looks like a toe.8yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/funny
I just finished watching The Killing on Netflix and have such a lady boner for Joel Kinnaman now.9yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I finally got around to watching The Night Of and was left with a massive ladyboner for Riz Ahmed.7yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/LadyBoners
My boyfriend is a GGG. We just moved in together too... so I wasn't expecting him to be so cool with it!10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So there's actually a bottle of liquor shaped like this. It had balls and everything...12yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WTF
I had wisdom teeth in the way back of my mouth that were decaying because I could not properly clean them, and when I had them pulled, the dentist sent me home with the rotting molars.2yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I just paid $200 for a cut/color before my new executive job starts on Monday. I asked for side-swept bangs and showed my stylist numerous photos of Reese Witherspoon. This is what I got. Kill me now.2yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Officer Pomodoro comforts his horse partner that fell into a manhole cover. Hundreds of bystanders pitched in to try to pull the horse out with a rope, until a nearby crane successfully did. The horse was scared but mostly unharmed.10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
After 7 years together, my boyfriend pulled off a ski surprise and asked me to marry him at 10,450 feet!5yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/happy
I just finished watching Godless and good Lord, do I have a ladyboner for Jack O'Connell now.6yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/LadyBoners
A local 'trendy' salon posted this on their social media. This poor girl looks so unhappy with this awful haircut.6yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
How much is Michael's paycheck/salary in the scene where Darryl sees his pay stub?1yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Pulp Fiction just posted this to their facebook page: similarities between it and Breaking Bad11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
when my girlfriends give me shit for not getting blacked out drunk at the club and leaving early to see my boyfriend11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This scene always bothers me. Jim crafted an escape plan to get him and Pam out of the awkward dinner party, then he is so quick to ditch her and leave here there by herself. What the hell, Jim?!2yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
could someone please remove the toy on the table and the woman behind my shoulder? thank you!1yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/PhotoshopRequest
I know this photos is not new, but it gets me every time. Not all heroes wear capes!5yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
What is this thing forming on my lip? Is it a cold sore? I've never had one before.5yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/popping
Thich Quang Đuc was a Vietnamese monk who burned himself to death at a busy Saigon intersection in 1963 as a protest to the persecution of Buddhists by the South Vietnamese government. He sat there stoically while burning then eventually tipped over.6yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
This is what happens to me after just one glass of champagne (or any alcohol for that matter). I've never been able to prevent it or cure it once it happens.10yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WTF
Her name is Chelsea Charms Nogal, and they weigh 26 pounds each. I can't understand the desire behind this.11yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WTF
For my sister's wedding, we surprised everyone by wearing heirloom dresses. I wore our mother's wedding dress from 1982 and my sister, the bride, wore our grandmother's wedding dress from 1949.4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
After years of being orange, the Reddit mobile app is now black and white and I CONSTANTLY lose it on my phone's interface.4yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This lovely mother of 2 wonders why DCF took her kids. She posts stuff like this constantly.7yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/trashy
Cookie dough dessert served tangled up in a stand mixer egg beater attachment.6yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
A chimp escaped from a zoo in Japan and led zookeepers on a 2 hour chase through residential neighborhoods. It eventually climbed up some power lines before being shot with a tranquilizer gun.8yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/pics
My dad is hilarious. He actually wore this on vacation in Costa Rica just for shits and giggles..12yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/funny
Found this gag photo of me and my family with stockings over our faces. I'm the particularly terrifying one.9yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/funny
woke up this morning to find my brother's ball hairs all over the bar of soap in the shower. If you do this, fuck you.12yr ⋅ sagelface ⋅ r/WTF
